Naughty America’s Class Act

Naughty AmericaAnyone who has logged in to Naughty America lately would surely have noticed a few rather appealing advertisements littering the site and looking like they had just been pulled from two of the most glamorous, sophisticated, and well produced porn sites on the ‘net. I too noticed them and had my curiosity piqued. So, after some investigating (which largely took the form of this review and this review) I discovered that my assumptions were absolutely right on the money. The sites being promoted so fiercely were Tonight’s Girlfriend and College Sugar Babes, two brand-new efforts from the same folks behind Naughty America. Any, boy, were these two doozies!

Both websites offer deluxe fantasy porn for the discerning gentleman, Tonight’s Girlfriend imagining late-night hotel conferences with classy escorts, striptease artists, and adult performers. Starring Eva Angelina, Nicole Aniston, Madison Ivy, Audrey Bitoni, and the incredible two-fer of Kagney Linn Karter and Gracie Glam, Tonight’s Girlfriend’s scenes play out like a subjective male fantasy in which he (your mostly anonymous surrogate) has booked a woman to visit his suite while he’s away on business or quite simply treating himself. What happens once she arrives, receives her “gift”, and enters the bedroom in the outfit he suggested is entirely up to him.

College Sugar Babes, on the other hand, gives its viewers a chance to vicariously live out their fantasy of helping an intelligent, beautiful young woman make her way through the tough American college system with as little trouble as possible. They have a simple arrangement, here: he pays her rent, bills, tuition, or simply gives her a hefty allowance to spend as she wishes and she, in return, provides him with company of a decidedly intimate nature.

The two sites share obvious similarities but, in practice, exercise very different parts of the male fantasy mind. College Sugar Babes is the lighter of the two and the scenes there are quite fun and lively. Tonight’s Girlfriend, on the other hand, has a more serious tone as the “John” works out his marital frustrations, deeply held and quite overwhelming desires, and fetishistic impulses with the visiting professional. The High Definition 1080p videos look present the scenes in breathtaking style as they present each situation as an extremely adult affair. This deeply arousing atmosphere is amplified by the sure-handed direction that always keeps the camera close enough to feel extremely intimate without being crass and invasive, and frames-out the male performer so as to remind you, without cheap POV tactics, that you should be imagining yourself in this scene, not whatever stiff dick was on the call sheet that day. These, ladies and gentleman, is some of the most impressive, accomplished, and original works of pornography currently available and the sites are only getting bigger.

Oh, wow! You’ll have to excuse me for an hour or four. I just discovered another hidden gem that need a proper unveiling: MILF Sugar Babes, where desperate housewives turn to meet men other than their deadbeat husbands; men who’ll help them out where it counts most – financially and sexually.

Porn for Saint Paddy

Samantha Saint - Naughty AmericaNow that we’ve all overcome our post-St. Patrick’s Day hangovers, how about a quick glance back in time to see what we all missed while downing pints of green beer and Guinness at our local taverns?

Brazzers, which holds a very impressive 94% rating from yours truly, presented its members with a scene starring Hailey Young, Ramon Nomar, and the most enviable little person this side of Warwick Davis. In the scene, Hailey, a nurse at O’Sullivan’s Mental Hospital for the Insane, happens upon a feisty lil’ leprechaun in the ER waiting room – naturally, he’s drunk – she reluctantly gets to work on helping him feel better. When things turn sexual, though, Hailey decides to let her fantasies take over by imagining the little Irish fella as handsome security guard Ramon, who gives her a right good plugging in every one of her saintly holes. Ah, nice one, Hailey!

Although definitely a red-white-and-blue pornsite from busty top to jam-packed bottom, Naughty America nonetheless got its members into the Irish festivities with a brand new scene starring Samantha Saint and the guy every woman in porn seems to love fucking, Johnny Sinns. Presented on Naughty America’s My Friend’s Hot Girl website, this scene decks the stunning Samantha out in a tartan skirt and green shirt, bra, panties, and even a green mini top-hat. She gets pretty annoyed with her boyfriend when he buggers off for a basketball game and decides to vent her frustration by fucking his friend Johnny, who has come calling in hopes of enjoying some drunken debauchery with the lads. The perfect way to celebrate St. Paddy’s day!

Also… nothing. Well, shit, folks. Of all the major adult sites, these two seemed to be the only ones looking out for their Irish members. Unless it’s too early to start drinking again, let’s raise our glasses to two of the best damn porn networks on the net, Brazzers and Naughty America. May they be in heaven a good thirty minutes before the devil even knows they’re dead. Sláinte!

Webcam Love Pt. 3

As my work reviewing Private Feeds began to wind down and I was running out of polite but firm ways of criticizing various elements of the site’s operation, it came time to say goodbye to HoneyBunny. She looked disappointed that we had never managed to cybernetically consummate our online relationship and told me as much. I admitted the same. Just before I finally left her room and the site for the night, she did me a wonderfully erotic favor by stepping back from the camera and turning to the side, showing me her delightfully curvy body in all its glory. A truly generous and courteous woman! I tipped her one last time. She blew me half-a-dozen kisses, ignoring the other two guys in the room until they shut up and acknowledged our blossoming romance. And then it was all over… or so it seemed.

Before heading off to bed – it was now nearing daybreak; I’m a night owl but this was a bit too late even for me – I sent HoneyBunny a direct message through Private Feeds’ messaging system. I was half expecting to receive no reply, assuming she’d be too busy coaxing tokens out of other horny fellas. What had I been thinking, spending all my alloted review funds on one girl whom I’d be unable to take into a private session? Boy, what a sucker! Anyway, I thanked her for the pleasant conversation and promised to return and make another attempt at giving us some privacy, logged off, and soon fell asleep.

A day went by with no word. Then, just as I was settled into my usual state of self-doubt and mild depression, I received the following message…

Honey Bunny at Private Feeds

Oh, HoneyBunny, you really are one hell of a gal!