Kagney Outs Celebrity Stalker

There are certain male celebrities who’ve apparently used their influence and power to corrupt the innocent and prey on defenseless young women. Bill Cosby’s currently in hot water over a handful of nasty accusations. Woody Allen allegedly preyed upon his own almost-daughter. Even Canadian celebs are getting in on the act, as the recent furore over CBC broadcaster Jian Ghomeshi’s aggressive sexual practices proves. The tides, however, have turned. Using social media to launch a public counter-attack after being harassed and harangued by a popular music figure notorious for committing violent acts against women, Kagney Linn Karter has proven the power of the verbally aggressive retort made public.

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After allegedly being paid upwards of $2,500 by rapper Chris Brown to escort him on a date, Karter refused to consummate what Brown apparently assumed would be consummated (i.e.: she wouldn’t fuck him), which Brown then allegedly responded to with bullying, predatory online notes and comments. He also is said to have sent Karter a photo of his below-the-belt business, presumably in a vain attempt to entice her to fornicate. Class act that she is, Ms. Karter turned not to the police (who’d likely believe the male) nor to Brown’s legal team, but to her Twitter followers to shame her would-be conqueror. She also posted what she claims was a photo of Brown’s penis, causing her Twitter account to be deactivated faster than pornstar thighs during a syphilis outbreak.

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For his part, Brown has, through his representatives, called Karter “mentally unstable” and said her claims are completely fabricated. Brown’s rep also took responsibility for having her Twitter account shuttered “under the claim of harassment and slander.” Still, with choice parting words like these, it seems Kagney Linn Karter is the triumphant one in this little tussle.

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America’s Naughtiest Ice Bucket Challenge

jillian jansonDumping a bucket of ice-cold water over your head might seem like an idiotic use of one’s time, but the thousands of celebrities, politicians, athletes, and everyday folks like you and I who’ve done exactly that in the name of raising awareness of Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS; aka ‘Lou Gehrig’s Disease’), a progressive neurodegenerative disease affecting the brain’s nerve cells and the spinal cord. Hey, raising awareness of an often fatal disease and promoting donations to ALS Association, a charity focused on ALS care, can only be a good thing, right? Not exactly, some critics say, citing severe global water shortages and the hazy instructions for the challenge – so, if I dump the bucket I don’t have to pay but if I don’t dump the bucket, I do? – though naysayers didn’t stop Naughty America jumping on the bandwagon.

“Social media is stressing me out!” complains Naughty Rich Girl Jillian Janson to her butler, Johnny Sins, before asking him to explain to her the whole Ice Bucket Challenge brouhaha. “There’s something about freezing to death that just doesn’t rub me the right way,” she says, “Can’t you just make this all go away?” Sins offers his services, to which Ms. Janson curiously responds in a most forward manner. “What, do I need to have sex with you to make you do something for me? Ok, well, whip it out!”

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Clearly abusing her professional hold on him, Janson does indeed take Sins’s growing dick out his neatly pressed trousers, leading him into a couch-based coupling that ends with Sins depositing a little something inside Ms. Janson, soiling her body and dress in the process. Afterwards, she heads outside for some sun, only to be met by a bucket-wielding Sins who now says he, having just won the lottery, is quitting. He raises the jumbo red bucket high above the suntanning Ms. Janson before overturning it and drenching her (appropriately white-shirted) body with the icy water.

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Sure, it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense and the dialog is particularly stilted and unrealistic, but at least Naughty America’s contribution to the #1 viral marketing hit of 2014, the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge is for a good cause. Isn’t it? Someone donated something, didn’t they?

 

‘Dreamy McMug’ Headed for Dogfart?

Have you seen this man?

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Chances are, you’ve seen his face popping up all over the Internet after Stockton PD posted his mug shot to their Facebook page after the man, Jeremy Meeks, was picked up on weapons and gang charges in mid-June. The Facebook photo quickly racked up more than 33,000 “likes” with netizens apparently finding much to admire about the chiseled jaw, high cheek bones, tattooed neck and steely blue eyes of the convicted felon. Picked up as part of Operation Ceasefire, designed to slow the Stockton area’s recent rise in shootings and armed robberies, Mr. Meeks is now being held on $900,000 bail and is facing severe jail time – but, as always, there’s a silver lining: porn!

After Los Angeles modeling agency Blaze Modelz has offered Meeks a management contract that Blaze claims could net him a breezy $15-to-$30,000 a month. Unfortunately for Blaze, this particular bad boy also received an offer from a film production company, a $100,000 performance contract that would only require Meeks to turn up and shoot two scenes each month. The catch? The company is Dogfart, the infamous purveyors of interracial porn and creators of such porno properties as Watching My Mom Go Black and Interracial Blowbang and one of the most notorious production houses in all of adult entertainment.

“We think Jeremy’s look is absolutely perfect for our network and would love for him to consider our offer in becoming Dogfart’s first male contract performer,” a Dogfart spokesperson told AVN. Although Meeks is rumored to have snatched up his offer of mainstream modeling work (dependent, of course, on his freedom from incarceration), Dogfart’s offer not only has a higher dollar figure than the “straight” gig, but could see Meeks extend his newfound fame to an audience of porn-loving women; or, conversely, he could bring a huge new audience to porn. “This is a great opportunity for Jeremy… a great salary and a new start for him to help provide for his family.” Dogfart’s spokesperson boasted, omitting the benefits his company would reap. “The women of the world want to see him, shirt off and balls deep, and we are ready to make the dreams of hundreds of thousands of horny women and one man looking for a new start come true.”

Hah! And they say The American Dream™ is dead!