Pink Pussy

Pink Pussy - DDF networkYou know what time it is? Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week.

This weeks featured star is a 23 year-old Hungarian hottie that is featured in over 20 hardcore scenes on the DDF Prod Network. Let me introduce you to Pink Pussy.

Pink Pussy combines two of my favorite things, the color pink and pussy. And while our favorite outer-space jizz-box jockey Captain James T. Kirk may have had an intergalactic hard-on for Green Pussy, most earthbound men still prefer Pink Pussy over Space Pussy.

Simply stated, nothing beats Pink Pussy!

Ms. Cleo

Ms. CleoCaller??? Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week brings you Ms. Cleo.

First thing that came to my mind when I spotted the name of this thick ass honey was those hilarious late-night Psychic Readers Network infomercials featuring the “psychic” Miss Cleo. You know the one that claimed she was from Jamaica but was born in LA. I miss those infomercials.

Back to Ms. Cleo. I spotted Ms. Cleo on the Bang Bros Network site Brown Bunnies in an outrageous scene that is just as memorable as those Miss Cleo infomercials. Ms. Cleo stuffs her entire body and XL booty into a shopping cart and gets rammed, slammed, and stuffed by thick dicked Shorty Mac. Great stuff all around for all you guys out there who lust after phat ass fucking! MrPinks.com has awarded you, Ms. Cleo, with this weeks edition of Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week! Let’s go shopping!

The Tightest Women in Rock

Bree Olson - Tight

Just when you thought Bree Olson couldn’t possibly be featured on mainstream television any more than she already has – thanks largely to her stint as one of Charlie Sheen’s “goddesses” (read: polyamorous mistresses), which attracted the attention of TMZ, E! News and every other tabloid program on the tube – here comes more Bree on TV, but not in the context you might have imagined. Yes, Bree’s new reality show focuses on pornstars, but they’re not simply going about business as normal. No, Monica Mayhem, Labelle, Alicia Andrews, and Tuesday Cross are being fashioned into a four-piece rock band with Ms. Olson as their manager. As reported by Brazzer’s ZZ Insider, Bree and the gang were assembled by Canadian company Mind-Engine Productions, told to “Get in the van!” and launched on a US tour that had them playing very real gigs in front of very real audiences. As with all rock ‘n’ roll endeavors, though, things didn’t always go smoothly. Reports of infighting and mass alcohol consumption abound and the lead singer (Monica Mayhem) has apparently already left the group. The name of the show, ironically, is Tight and its 13 episodes are due to air on US TV come October, with various European airings to follow, with, of course, more visible tits and ass than the US version.

We all knew Bree would do something surprising and intriguing after leaving Sheen’s orgiastic household, but becoming the manager of a gang of pornstar Runaways? So, wait, Bree Olson is Kim Fowley?

Too Pretty for Porn

Too Pretty For Porn

Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week brings you Too Pretty for Porn. No, that’s not a statement. Too Pretty for Porn is an actual name of a delicious ebony pornstar.

Mr. Pink came across Too Pretty for Porn (aka 2 Pretty 4 Porn) while browsing the Black category on Videobox (Which is one of Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews top rated sites, BTW). While her name is a bit of a contradiction, since she was obviously doing porn (some serious hardcore porn nonetheless), I just had to find out more about this ebony pornstar with a somewhat wacky name. Turns out that Too Pretty for Porn is Gabrielle Carmouche, an actual mainstream actress that has been seen on The Cosby Show, Sister, Sister, In The House, and Big Brother Jake.  

Mainstream actress that has performed in a couple of hardcore pornos? Don’t we all wish that would happen more often? Check out her scene from the adult film Triple Shot on Videobox. This ebony babe loves getting all of her holes filled! For that scintillating scene and your interesting back story, Too Pretty for Porn you have earned your way into Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week.