The porn world sees damn near every public holiday or celebratory day of loosened inhibitions as a chance to indulge in some rather ludicrous fantasies. St. Patrick’s Day sees young women playing cock-hungry leprechauns. At Christmas, every porn starlet seems to don a Santa hat or wrap herself in ribbons and bows. Easter, the Christian festival commemorating the death and resurrection of Christ, may seem like an odd holiday to inject into hardcore entertainment, but there’s one Easter element that’s totally fair game to the generally religiously apathetic porn world: the Easter Bunny.
A number of major porn networks are getting in on the Easter action this year, casting a handful of porn’s most vigorous cock-riders to don a cute pair of bunny ears, a small fluffy tail, and bounce their incredible bodies all over their gobsmacked partner. Kicking things off early over a week ago, Nubiles Porn site Moms Teach Sex had Jennifer White and her rabbit-costumed husband get into a spot of saucy confusion when Jen’s stepson finds the costume and decides to embark on a mother- and sister-fucking Easter adventure for more confusing even than most step-cest scenarios.
Team Skeet site Exxxtra Small also gussied up some guy in a kinda-sorta-creepy bunny suit, but thankfully he got paired with a delightful spinner named Summer Brooks. Also wearing bunny ears and a tiny tail, Summer proceeds to hook up with her newfound friend and they attempt to repopulate the Earth with, uh, humans dressed as bunnies, I guess. (I’ll be damned if Ms. Brooks doesn’t look scorching in those POV shots, though!)
Valentina Nappi was already almost impossibly sexy but appearing at Bang Bros with bunny ears perched on her head, her body squeezed into a tiny white bikini, and a desire to show her new pal Donny Rock a trick or two. Sliding off her bikini bottoms and opening her thighs, Valentina proceeds to pushes Easter eggs from her perfect ass. That’s enough for Donnie to drop any pretense and he whips his cock out for an oral, vaginal, and anal filling as only the incomparable Ms. Nappi can provide.
The most bombastic and visually extravagant Easter special to appear in porn this year, Baby Got Boobs over at Brazzers brings a candy-colored feast starring two of porn’s most voluptuous new stars. Ella Knox and Giselle Palmer wear barely-there lacy one-pieces with the requisite tails and ears, and look so good to each other that bodies meet and fluids start flowing well before Van Wylde even enters. Once he does, though, the pair lovingly work him into an eruptive frenzy, catching his load on their chins, bowties, and ample breasts.
The “reason for the season” notwithstanding, porn seems to be celebrating Easter in all the right ways. A variety of personalities, body types, and sexual attitudes all gearing up for a chocolate-fueled long weekend or bouncing and riding to remember. After no doubt denying yourself self-pleasure during Lent (“LOL”), what better way to enjoy the Easter holidays!