As many of us gear up for another 24-hour booze-fest allegedly (somehow) paying tribute to all Irish everywhere this St. Patrick’s Day, we at Mr. Pink’s are proposing abstaining from partying and instead staying home with Jade Kush, Honey Gold, and the Bang Bros – details on our blog! This week’s reviews focused on two “types” of women long regarded as porno outliers: the over-thirty-five and the “overweight.” FTV MILFs showcases a bevy of beauties a little more mature than your usual FTV Girls models, and does it in marvelous 4K Ultra-HD videos and high-res galleries leaning softcore but offering harder stuff, too. Jeff’s Models favors women who tip the bathroom scale further than porno standard, celebrating their abundant bodies and generous appetites in 1080p HD hardcore sex scenes, from solos to orgies. Next week will see a new offering from Fetish Network and the official site of a French producer/director renowned the porn-watching world over both investigated by Pink. Join us, smashed, trashed, hungover, or otherwise, won’t you?