Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – April 27th, 2016

mrpinksMan, rough week, huh? Chyna dies! Prince dies! How will we pull ourselves out of this miserable depression? Porn, that’s how! At Mr. Pink’s this week we examined all up-close-and-personal-like Sweet Sinner’s cinematic hardcore movies, White Ghetto’s nasty-ass fetish flicks, the classy erotic hardcore of Daring Sex, and Sex Art’s now-4K movies of almost unequaled beauty. Note: I did say “almost,” so check back here next week and see who gives these great sites a run for their (and your) money, and be sure to check the blog for our remembrances of the incredible Chyna, only at Mr. Pink’s!

Beating on a Budget with Puffy Network!

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We’ve seen all kinds of pornography cross our desks here at Mr. Pink’s, from the most tepid and tedious “couples” porn to trans-women gorging themselves on ejaculating massive dildos, but there’s only ever been one site that we’re aware of that dealt in the curious genre of pussy classification: Wet and Puffy. And, while watersports have seen a new acceptance since the kink revolution occurred a few years back, there’s been precious few sites dealing with urination as (ahem) cleanly and vividly as Wet and Pissy. Variety is also important, especially if you’re not a big pissing or pussy-spreading fan, which is why the Puffy Network rounds itself out with a blowjob site, Eurobabe Facials, and a more general hardcore effort complete with facial/oral climaxes as standard, We Like to Suck. This is starting to sound like a fairly tasty package, wouldn’t you say? And, at Mr. Pink’s nice price of just $19.95-a-month.

THE MATH:
None of Puffy Network’s sites are huge, not exactly, but when bundled together they form quite an impressive collection. The largest site, Wet and Puffy, holds nearly 700 scenes while the smallest, Eurobabe Facials, holds just 44. All four sites’ archives combine to bring you 1196 scenes in total which, at $19.95 for your membership, rings up to just 1.67¢-per-scene or fifteen scenes for a quarter!

Wander on over to check out our recent reviews of Wet and Puffy, Wet and Pissy, Eurobabe Facials, We Like to Suck, and the whole dang Puffy Network to find out if it’ll be a good fit for your fucking entertainment and indulge, baby, indulge at a price that won’t last long.

Wrestler. Pornstar. Chyna.

Chyna, the former WWE wrestler, actress, reality television personality, and adult performer born Joanie Laurer in 1970, died at her Redondo Beach home last Wednesday at age 46.

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Upon the 2004 release of 1 Night in China, a sex tape starring Chyna and her then partner, fellow wrestler Sean Waltman (through Red Light District), professional adult interest in seeing Chyna perform heated up until she well and truly seemed to find a new post-wrestling career path. Soon given a string of feature releases to star in – Another Night in China, Backdoor to Chyna, and Chyna is Queen of the Ring – as well as doing such a great job as She-Hulk in Axel Braun’s Avengers parodies that she got her own spin-off movie, Chyna was well and truly a porno phenomenon, shooting her way from homemade anal attempts to five-wrestler in-ring gangbang battles, earning a herself legion of devoted fans and admirers along the way.

With news coming to light that Chyna’s death may have been the result of an accidental overdose of Valium and Ambien, her noted (and televised) struggles with substances again come to the fore. Her legacy, however, will surely center on her instrumental role in increasing the stature of women in one of the most machismo-afflicted sports and entertainment industries of all.

In a tribute to Chyna, WWE assembled a video compiling some of her finest moments in the ring. May I suggest a viewing quickly followed by the entirety of Chyna is Queen of the Ring, tissues by your side for tears (or whatever) should they well up and overflow in fond memory of the one and only Chyna, the Ninth Wonder of the World.