Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – November 25th, 2016

Wmrpinksith the holiday season now well and truly kicked into gear, it’s time for all of us at Mr. Pink’s to reflect on those things that bring us joy, happiness, and roaring hard-ons. This week I took the opportunity to check in with some old favorites and see how they’re faring of late. Shiofuky’s gushing Japanese marvels and the extended all-Asian network JAV HD is a great reminder of just how weird and wild porno can be, all the while starring some of the damn cutest women even fucked on film. Wicked Pictures, known for its narrative tales and educational DVDs, continues to deliver pornographic excellence across a wide range of styles and situations while a chief competitor, Digital Playground, makes a beeline for your fantasy gland, tickles it tenderly then leaves you to enjoy the post-orgasmic glow it leaves you with. Ah, porno, where would we be without you?

Give Thanks for Holiday Porn

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Every holiday that rolls through a given year brings with it a few key emotions. Anticipating a day off work can lead to a false sense of relaxation and security. Anxiety over December’s gift-buying sprees can leave you listless. And, perhaps most dangerously of all, Thanksgiving can thrust you into one of two camps: the defensive traditionalist or the critical idealist. Whether you view the holiday as a beloved American tradition or evidence of the shameful parts of our nation’s history, Thanksgiving brings you closer not just to your family, but to holiday-themed smut that can really help bring some brightness (and a boner) into your post-turkey nap time. Each year, we at Mr. Pink’s scour the pornosphere and showcase some Thanksgiving-themed scenes put out by porn’s most creative producers and studios. This year we have Naughty America, Brazzers, and Passion HD, three stalwarts of porno excellence that never miss an opportunity to branch out.

First to hit the WiFi-waves and drape the first major notch in the holiday seasons belt was Passion HD’s Taboo Thanksgiving which landed early Wednesday morning. Sexy newbie Carolina Sweets tells her step-dad Johnny Castle how pleased she is to be sharing Thanksgiving with him, but honestly, going by the look on his face as she pushes her barely-covered orange-dressed body against his, he’s clearly already very appreciative.

Brazzers isn’t the kind of studio to let a holiday slip by unpornified and this year sees Kendra’s Thanksgiving Stuffing deliver plenty of sauciness as the indomitable Ms. Lust pounces on her daughter’s new boyfriend, Jordi El Niño Polla, the first chance she gets, her dullard husband be damned! The hung young Latin lover jumps at the chance to snag an older woman, especially one as vivacious as Kendra Lust, ignoring his girlfriend and her father as they beg the horny pair to stop.

Naughty America rarely lets its horny holiday-porn seekers down and this year 2 Chicks Same Time brings you a loving couple, Phoenix Marie and Charles Dera, who invite another couple over for Thanksgiving dinner only to end up ditching the dude and whisking his girlfriend into the other room for a seriously taboo three-way tryst. Ms. Marie once again proves herself an excellent dome, taking charge of busty blonde Kayla Kayden and putting her to work pleasuring Marie’s own husband. All the while, Kayla’s clueless husband sits at the dinner table watching the turkey and stuffing get cold.

Whether you’re timing to fill your belly with nature’s bounty or fill a certain someone with your own Thanksgiving offering – or spend a little alone time with the noted nut-busters outlined above – Mr. Pink’s wishes you a very happy holiday season kick-off!

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Black Friday Fucks with Nubiles Porn

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Black Friday rolls around every year and shoppers fly into competitive rages, embark on mad purchasing sprees, and end up spending what I assume is a small fortune on remarkably little. The hottest retail discounts apply to physical items whether sold in stores or online. Just about everything worth owning is discounted post-11:59pm Thanksgiving Day. Some intangible purchases can deliver a kind of pleasure and satisfaction heretofore left out of Black Friday frivolities. This year, we’ve scoured the ‘net for a truly exceptional holiday bargain that’ll baste your turkey, slice your ham, and glaze your lil’ fella all in one fell swoop. This Black Friday, fuck the lines and fuck your co-shoppers. Instead of going out and wasting all day fighting over price-slashed appliances, why not stay home with Nubiles Porn.

Discounted to an incredible $14.98 and recurring month after month at the very same price, Nubiles Porn is a network much loved by Mr. Pink’s staff that delivers a near-perfect blend of teenage super-sluttery, romantic erotica, step-incest, and experimental porn sites. Teacher Fucks Teens, Step Siblings Caught, and Moms Teach Sex all bring ample heat in duo, trio, and quartet scenes loaded with in-character dirty talking and dominant teen-training. DriverXXX and Petite Ballerinas Fucked are two oddities that see rideshare drivers and leotard-clad dancers fucked for pleasure or payment. Nubiles Casting introduces new talents then screen-tests them in, like all Nubiles sites, awesome HD videos. Petite HD Porn brings a great mix of hardcore concepts and hookups starring limber teen and twenty-something babes to the network. The pinnacle of Nubiles’s achievement, however, is Nubiles.net, the longest running and largest of the sites with more than 5000 videos ranging from hardcore teenage couplings to the most delicate of masturbation scenes.

THE MATH:
At $14.98-a-month, the more-than-substantial Nubiles Porn network archive holds 8,637 individual scenes. While that might not seem like all that large an archive when held against mega-networks of 20,000-scenes-plus, the consistent high quality of Nubiles work, especially recently, makes it very worthwhile at approximately 0.17¢-a-scene. On a per-site basis, each of Nubiles’s nine weighs in at approximately $1.66-a-month. At that rate, you’d really have to have a profound distaste for the fresh-faced, physically exceptional, sexually adventurous women of Nubiles Porn and the exclusive, original websites on which they’re featured to skip this one by.

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