Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – August 16th, 2016

mrpinksAnother week of weird and wonderful sexual entertainment, another slate of Mr. Pink’s porn reviews! Taking fresh looks at classic sites and new ones alike, this week we tackled the lush glam-porn of Babes, Icon Male’s beautifully-crafted gay hardcore features, the double-header of VixenX (complete with the awesome Property Sex), and Take Van’s corruptive, coercive roadside pick-ups, all in the name of keeping you, the porno-loving public, well informed. Until next time, don’t do anything Yhivi wouldn’t do… (which, if you check out the latest Mr. Pink’s blog, you’ll find isn’t much).

Yhivi Does “It” – and “It” is Everything!


Mononymous German/Irish/Mexican pornstar Yhivi burst onto the scene back in 2014 with a scene for then-superstar James Deen’s official website, immediately showing off her fondness for anal sex, spitting, and slapping. Talk about a first impression! Soon booked to shoot for every major adult studio and plenty of smaller independent outfits, Yhivi quickly extraordinarily popular and it’s easy to see why: a glowingly sex-positive attitude, a deviant mind, supreme saliva production, and a love of all things anal. Hey, it didn’t hurt that most people (accurately) took her for something of an artist, intellectual, pop-culture nerd either. After much success in the middle echelons of porn, Yhivi is about to step forward in her own showcase movie directed by Aiden Riley, Yhivi Does it.

Arriving through Evil Angel and Belladonna Productions on August 24, Yhivi Does It details the enormous array of kinky things the 5’1″ deviant enjoys doing on screen. From a one-on-one lesbian encounter with Ella Nova in a kitchen filled with phallic flirt and vegetables put to kinky use to the final curious DP scene with Mark Wood and Bill Bailey, the breadth of Yhivi’s desire is plainly evident. And, thanks to masterful direction from Riley, it all comes off as little more than a peek into the everyday sexual habits of one of porn’s most genuinely exciting young stars.

The six-hour feature also shows Yhivi having her ass filled by monster Markus Dupree and blow-banged by a class of wood working students eager to collectively food her filthy mouth with spooge. Constantly grinning with glee and even managing a giggle while her throat fills with dick and fingers fill her other holes to capacity, Yhivi is set to charm your pants off and have your eyes glued to her (pretty damn compelling) Tumblr for any little Yhivi tidbits she sees fit to toss your way.

Yhivi Does It is released to DVD and VOD August 24th through Evil Angel and Belladonna Entertainment.

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Eviction or Erection? Property Sex Hits Home

Property Sex

The subprime mortgage crisis that decimated the US economy between 2007 and 2009, and which damaged and devalued people’s homes and lives forever now officially has a bright side – and it’s not the rise of reformist politicians intent on changing Wall Street for the better. Property Sex, a POV-heavy fantasy site that imagines what would happen if the realtor trying to sell you a new house was so desperate to close, she opened her legs. Also imagining tenants trying not to get booted for bad behavior, Property Sex sees such porno darlings as Alexis Adams, Cindy Starfall, and Cece Capella working the deal as best they can, professionalism be damned.

Already hosting 67 episodes starring a wide range of US-based pornstars, and delivering 1080p HD streams and downloads that allow you to gaze into Kalina Ryu’s sultry eyes as she pulls her skirt off or marvel at Priya Price’s incredible chest wrapped around ‘your’ cock, Property Sex is already the talk of porno-town. New scenes continue to arrive at VixenX HQ, home of Property Sex, on a rough weekly schedule, each update bringing videos and photos to your screen in a near-perfect showcase of its featured pornstar.

All good things must come to an end, though, and it’s unlikely Property Sex will last another housing bubble (and subsequent burst), so I guess we can all be glad that sub-prime auto-loans are the next crisis-in-waiting. I can just imagine the dialog now… “Nope, the transmission’s totally fucked, you’ll have to replace it, but I can give you the stiff-dick discount if you want, baby! He rides good, trust me.”

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