Last week it was all uncensored Asian smut and the most deviant BDSM porn on the planet. This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews, it’s all… uh, well, we’ve got more pretty Japanese sluts in fully explicit uncensored glory thanks to AV Idolz and another dual dose of perversion with Taboo 18 and the Fetish Network’s utterly devastating kinkiness. Throw in a curious new teen site from the Zero Tolerance crew called Babysittered and you’ve got a pretty solid week of extreme sexual perversity, rare Asian treats, and babysitters more concerned with learning how to suck a dick properly than change diapers or correct homework. Gee, I wonder if next week we’ll be bringing just as much unique sexuality to your screen and assessing its worth so you don’t have to. (Fuck Yeah. What is this, some lesser porn review site? No sir, this is Mr. Pink’s!)
Prominent interracial hardcore network network and purveyors of aggressive racially-charged blowbangs, cuckold scenes, and epic “takedowns” of white girls by black guys, black girls by white guys, and black and white girls by each other, the impossibly stupidly named Dogfart Network might still be shaking off its poor choice of handle, but it has a very special ace up its sleeve, an ace that had seemingly gone the way of the dodo and Ford Edsel: absurdist interracial political parody!
Targeting noted resort and casino magnate, reality television star, anti-immigration campaigner, and current candidate for the Republican nomination for President of the United States of America, one Mr. Donald J. Trump for its latest politically-themed parody, Megyn gets Trumped. Shot for Blacks on Blondes and made live August 18th, twelve days after the first Republican debate took place in Cleveland and ignited a feud between candidate Trump and moderator and Fox News pundit (and conservative babe) Megyn Kelly after Kelly asked Trump about previously made statements disparaging women’s appearances. After a stern back-and-forth that not only increased Trump’s profile and popularity, but the outrage directed at him by many left-leaners and women, the battle was well and truly established, with both parties taking to social media to vent their frustrations. Where many would’ve crumbled, Kelly stood her ground, reportedly saying “It’s okay, I’m a big girl, I can take it.” And take it she did.
Dogfart’s epic Megyn Gets Trumped not only see James Bartholet playing the real-estate tycoon but the remarkable Cherie DeVille in the role of Ms. Kelly. Always straight to the point, “The Donald” brings in two hung-as-fuck black bulls to prove to his new (and very foxy) nemesis that, as he implied during the debate, women are best on their knees. Avoiding another verbal assault from Kelly, this time in the green room, The Donald stands back and watches as Kelly loses control and opens herself up for a slamming more aggressive than any thrown her way by Trump-supporters post-debate. Although I’m glad Dogfart is getting in early with the first notable parody of the 2016 presidential election campaign season, but I can’t help but anticipate the next phase of parodies. Will Barack leave Hillary a stiff, black, vibrating replica of himself in the Oval Office? Will Democratic hopeful Bernie Sanders invite rumored running mate Elizabeth Warren over for a chat, provide her with free contraception, assure her of pay equal to an equivalent man, then ask her to prove her dedication to achieving racial harmony by draining the balls of fifteen or twenty black guys? Dear Gods of Dogfart, please hear my prayer!
Oh, you wanna talk ‘must have’ porn sites, huh? Those adult vendors that’ll devastate your libido and keep you indoors for months on end, that’s your specific area of interest? Well, it’s a good thing you stopped by ’cause Mr. Pink has another doozy for you, but it’s not one of the usual studio sites, no sir. Where some porn sites favor original productions and exclusive availability, others simply want to provide with access to a huge amount of porn, preferably of good quality, at a decent price. Chief among these is the legendary Videobox, home to more than twenty thousand DVD releases, each of which has been digitized, had its cast, creators, and content detailed and described, cataloged according to niche sexual interest, and placed on this awesomely enormous site for streaming and downloaded viewing. Yeah, you read that right: 20,000 DVDs!
Boasting one of the most highly evolved interfaces in porn, Videobox is a joy to use, guiding you as it does from one area of interest to another with minimal fuss, from one current starlet to a legend of the Golden Age, from the standard archive (which features titles from the best and brightest studios in adult entertainment) to the licensed Channels providing Elegant Angel, Kink.com, Reality Kings, Evil Angel, Vivid, Soft On Demand, and Club Tranny content for those willing to pay a modest additional fee. On most sites and networks, members tend to leave upper-tiers of membership alone and make do with the basic access package. While doing that at Videobox will still provide any viewer with an astounding array of great porn, indulging in some more targeted masturbation fodder proves almost impossible to resist. After all, sign up for Vivid’s Videobox Channel and you’ll have almost 1000 additional movies bringing nearly 5000 extra scenes to your fingertips. And the cost? Only $15 a month.
Whether sticking with the basic membership or adding whichever upgrades prove hardest to resist, Videobox is not only reasonably priced, it’s almost stupidly affordable. Single months can be had for $15-a-pop while longer stays see discounts pile up and really make a difference. How many adult sites of such a sterling reputation will let you inside for as little as $8-a-month and still offer you the chance to win a Roku set-top streaming device with which to broadcast your favorite Videobox scenes all over your presumably giant television, huh? Very fucking few, that’s how many.
Nobody beats Videobox and, these days, it almost seems like there’s nobody game enough to even try. Long may you reign, Videobox!