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Evil Angel Celebrates MILF Month

Evil Angel is known around the world for its devotion to invasive anal sex, aggressive poundings delivered by guys named Rocco and Nacho, and porn’s most impressive roster of directorial talent. During the month of December, though, Evil Angel aims to focus on a niche that, while extremely popular for over a decade, hasn’t drawn the close associations with the company that, say, speculum porn has. That niche, dear reader, can be summed up in four letters: M, I, L, and F.

One of porn’s most alluring acronyms, MILF stands for Mother I’d Like to Fuck and was first immortalized in Chris and Paul Weitz’s 1999 comedy blockbuster American Pie. Since then it has come to represent a wave of increased appreciation of the mature woman but also of said mature woman’s right to freedom of sexual expression. In short: if you haven’t fucked a MILF, you don’t know what you’re missing. During December, however, Evil Angel hopes to cement the concept of MILF-fucking so firmly in your mind that you’ll never escape it and aims to do this by displaying the carnal talents of some sixteen of the most acclaimed mature pornstars currently working in three titles: Lex is a Motherfucker 2, Assfucked MILFs #4, and MILF Angels.

“Interracial and MILF are currently two of the hottest genres,” said director/performer Lexington Steele before adding “the MILF genre has always been a favorite of mine.” Nikita Von James, Phoenix Marie, Lea Lexis, Syren De Mer, and Alura Jenson, Lex’s mature costars, proved very much in tune with their sexualities and made quite an impression on the infamous 12-incher – Alura even came out of retirement for the occasion! – while Frenchman David Perry, director of Assfucked MILFs #4 was blown away by one performer in particular. “Sandra Romain is such a great performer, I let her improvise.” The result, I’m sure, will be explosive. The last of the three MILF-focused Evil Angel releases is a compilation of work from director and adult industry legend, John Leslie who passed away three years ago. Leslie’s fans will be pleased to know that his work is enjoying something of a posthumous popularity surge, and the release of MILF Angels sees Leslie tackle MILFs, their studs, and even some younger girls who earn a few valuable lessons in inter-generational relations.

MILF Angels and Assfucked MILFs #4 are now available online at Evil Angel. Lex is a Motherfucker 2 will be available there December 15.

Tasha Reign’s Pony Tales

Poor Tasha Reign’s parents, they just can’t catch a break. First their daughter gets cast on trash-tastic MTV show Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County, then she poses for Playboy, and then, most disastrously from a parenting perspective, she embarks on a notable career in hardcore pornographic films, even landing on the cover of OC Weekly (distribution 78,000). Tasha’s latest endeavor, however, takes the cake and could have her more conservative relatives revising their Christmas card lists. Introducing Tasha’s Reignbow Pony Plugs.

Produced in partnership with Crystal Delights and inspired by My Little Pony’s ‘Brony‘ fandom, Tasha’s Reignbow Pony Plugs remain the brainchild of Ms. Reign, who said “The plugs are so special because unlike other companies, Crystal Delights allowed me to have a say in every step of my toy, from the colors and designs to marketing and more; what a fabulous experience!” Available in four colors – Violet Virgin (lavender), Periwinkle Princess (pastel blue), Sunny Sovereign (yellow), and Cupcake Queen (baby pink) – each Pony Plug is made from dichroic glass, sports a genuine Swarovski element crystal in its base and a brightly colored tail streaming forth and offering you ample opportunity for sexual horseplay.

To offer some inspiration, Tasha has teamed up with Rikki Six, Cameron Dee, Jessa Rhodes, Xander Corvus, Eric Masterson, Mr. Pete, Danny Mountain, Derrick Pierce, and director Barrett Blade for Tasha’s Pony Tales, a feature-length movie that marks porn’s very first Brony-themed production. Set in the enchanted Magic Pony Cloud Land, “anal plug pony princesses” Reign, Six, Dee and Rhodes attempt to sexually conquer their male cohabitants. In heavy use throughout the movie, the presence of Tasha’s Reignbow Pony Plugs “takes the whole thing to new heights,” said Moose of Girlfriends Films, who is handling DVD distribution of the title, while Tasha herself considers the movie “something unique and special; a true labor of love… it’s going to surprise a lot of people when it releases.”

A series of SFW preview images have been posted to Film Drunk, Tasha’s Pony Tales is released on DVD by Girlfriends Films on January 10, and Tasha’s Reignbow Pony Plugs can now be purchased from Crystal Delights. Neigh.

2014 AVN Nominees Announced – Now with More tips!

The adult entertainment industry already has a strong presence in the city of Las Vegas, but come January 18 of 2014, “Sin City” will be positively overrun with cocksuckers, assfuckers, cum guzzlers, pussy-drillers, camera-wielders, lighting technicians, (legal) pimps and publicists and promotions teams, all focused on one thing and one thing only: recognition. (Well, and sex, too. And money.) And, with nominees now announced in all 135 categories, the AVN Awards season is in full swing. But who’s careers are on the verge of exploding thanks to a statuette, which superstars are about to become legends, and which behind-the-scenes talent is hot-tipped to become the next Axel Braun or John Stagliano?

Having ogled and assessed porn in every 50 weeks of the year thus far, I, Mr. Pink, am in a particularly good position to offer my tips to all those engaging in a little NSFW betting pool, for all the major categories at least. While there are simply too many nominees to list them all here – my apologies to all those hard-working men and women left unmentioned – we’ll be assessing the odds of our favorites scoring the top prizes in their respective categories over a few blogs in the lead-up to the 2014 AVN Awards. And why don’t we start with the most coveted prizes of all…?

Having signed an exclusive performance contract with Wicked Pictures and lending her directorial talents to Elegant Angel, 2013 AVN Female Performer of the Year Asa Akira hasn’t slowed or cooled down one bit since her win earlier this year and looks set to become the second back-to-back winner (after Tori Black in 2010 and 2011).

Winner of the 2013 Male Performer of the Year trophy, James Deen has had a pretty incredible year, but don’t be surprised if his dramatic turn in Paul Schrader and Bret Easton Ellis’s ‘The Canyons’ puts him in top spot as Mainstream Star of the Year, making room for another win by perennial favorite Manuel Ferrara (for what would be his fifth).

In my personal favorite category of the AVNs, Best New Starlet, the competition is fierce and sees everyone from A.J. Applegate and Casey Calvert coming up against Raven Rockette, Rikki Six, and Jodi Taylor, but my pick goes to the tiny yet utterly insatiable Cindy Starfall. In her first full year of US porn production, Ms. Starfall shot her first creampie, blow-bang, squirting, double-vaginal, and gangbang scenes. Sure, other girls have done much the same this year, but nobody has come close to Cindy’s aggressive enthusiasm, camera-lens eye contact, compact but thrilling figure, and, most of all, the way her Vietnamese-accented voice begs for ‘your’ attention and affection.

As the weeks fall away and the 2014 AVN Awards approach, keep tabs on the brightest award hopes with Mr. Pink’s and, please, share your favorites with us on Twitter.

Bye Bi Guy – Missy Pink’s Sex Advice

Missy Pink;

I’m 42 years old, married to my high school sweetheart and we have no marital problems, oh, the usual spats, but nothing ever serious. Our sex practices have always been good, not mind blowing for me, but sufficient. Here is my problem, I’m bisexual. I’ve had relationships with men in the past, but for the last three months I’ve been seeing one man that I’ve grown quite fond of, and, our intimacy was always powerful and hot. My wife found out about my affair, and, I was very surprised at how well she took it, no tears, no threat of divorce, she was calm and actually all right about it. For some reason the sex with her has gotten better and with him it’s become dull, a complete flip. I don’t know why. I hate to break off my relationship, I do care for him emotionally and I know he feels the same, but, I’m so bored our meetings are becoming more infrequent because I cancel. I don’t understand what’s happening.

~ Bi With a Guy

Dear Friend;

In the first place, I have to say, a warm, hearty and happy pat on the back for your wife, she is an open minded woman that has placed more sentiment on the important parts of your marriage and seems to be dealing with the desires in a way that is very commendable. It’s apparent she doesn’t feel threatened, and even though you may not have seen any tears, there possibly could have been some shed, but, it seems her vows hold a great importance to her. The fact still remains, you’ve been unfaithful, and, it doesn’t matter what gender it’s happened with, you have still shared yourself with someone other than your spouse. Okay, now that I’ve wagged my finger on that account, we’ll move on.

With any relationship, especially in the very beginning, there’s this heightened sense of excitement, the act of hardly able to wait until the next time you’re together, it’s new, invigorating, and it will consume your every thought. I’m sure much of what you shared with this other man falls under that category, even though you say you’ve had relationships in the past with other men, but this one is special. Maybe you have a bit more in common, or maybe there’s something about his sexual techniques that have you breathing extra hard.

The main thing about extra marital affairs and the exhilaration is the taboo nature of having to sneak to be romantic. The little white lies, the backstreets traveling from one point to the other so your car won’t be seen, all of those little shifty and devious practices only feed the fire in your loins. That is probably what made your times together so powerful and hot, after all, when you have sex with your wife, it’s an accepted and expected act, meaning you either raise the arousal level between the two of you between the sheets, or resign yourself to the fact, this is marriage.

When your wife found out and handled it in the manner she did, there was suddenly no need to be underhanded, no cause for lies and private calls or texting to set up your next rendezvous, which means, he was suddenly not as appealing. It’s not that something about him changed, nor did anything in your emotional feelings for him alter….to be blunt, it just suddenly wasn’t any fun anymore. On the flip side, because of the way your wife took the news about your being bisexual, you immediately saw her in a whole new light, your respect and admiration for her surmounted and you felt an attraction physically because of the changes emotionally.

You’ve openly admitted to being bisexual, which means you’ll continue to be attracted to the male gender, but, at this time, you fancy the warm, moist receiving of your wife’s vagina, to the engorged erection of your lover, with whom you no longer have to be sly with the shaft. Just because your spouse has shown how important your union of marriage is to her, that doesn’t mean it gives you the green light to abuse the situation. She’s kind hearted, but, she’s not stupid, if you over indulge with the bulge, you may find yourself without a gender to cum to.