Pix-and-Out for UK Cricketer

Professional athletes are always getting into trouble of a risque nature. In fact, 27 NFL players have been arrested since February’s Super Bowl XLVII for everything from DUI and carrying a concealed weapon to abuse and murder. While the athletes of Great Britain thankfully seem to be abstaining from the more reprehensible violent crimes, they’re hardly immune to behavioral slip-ups. One athlete in particular, Gareth Young of the Derbyshire County Cricket League, has just received an inordinately lengthy ban for what started as a rather stupid joke, but a joke nonetheless.

Young, who tweets as @Youngy10, allegedly posted an explicit image poking fun at League champions, Swarkestone, an image that saw him strung up before a disciplinary hearing. The result?

Not one to take his punishment for allegedly posting a photo of an erect penis lying down, “Youngy” took to Twitter to vent his frustration, gather support, and jump the “Keep Calm…” meme-wagon.

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But instead of waiting out the duration of his punishment, Youngy decided the garden was where his future lay, not the pitch or the boudoir.

So, good luck on your future endeavors, Youngy, and may you keep on roaring and raging for free speech and juvenile, borderline-homophobic humor long into your retirement. Enjoy your gardening, but be careful, ’cause even a little backyard bat-and-ball action could have you in even deeper water.

Nookie Neglected – Missy Pink’s Sex Advice

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I know it’s usually the other way around, but, for some reason my husband keeps turning me down when I want sex. It’s been happening for the last couple of years, and the other night he told me I was like a sex addict or something, wanting it all the time. He thinks once a week is plenty. We’re in our early 40’s and neither of us should be feeling non sexual at this age, right? I’m not sure if I’m the problem or he is.

Feeling Neglected

Dear Friend,
Well, if you want to take about a hormonal type of reaction to your problem, I first have to say, by no means am I a doctor. With that being said, it would be my uneducated guess that no two people are identical as to when their sex drive heightens or lessens.
A lot of things could be factored in to the bed sheets being cooler than what you’d like. Maybe there’s stress with his job or life in general that’s keeping his libido at a dull roar, or, it could be that some men enjoy being the one to initiate the foreplay and hardcore sessions in the master bedroom, then, there is also the possibility that with it now being football season, he’s more interested in the huddle than the cuddle.

It’s not unnatural, most couples will go through dry spells now and then, and sometimes all it takes is something a little extra special to re-ignite that spark. Some sexy lingerie, high heels, a provocative note left in his briefcase to find at lunch, or maybe a phone call during that 2 pm drowsy time of every afternoon to perk things up. The main thing is to not take it personally, don’t let it make you feel as though you aren’t attractive or he doesn’t want you like he did when you were dating, people change, and part of that change can affect the sex drive.

Maybe do a little soul searching before you approach him for a conversation about your needs. Is it the sex itself that you desire or the closeness? Would a few passionate hugs or the holding of your hand now and then be enough to assure you his heart is still in the right place? Sometimes we mistake hardcore acts for a softcore need.

I find myself telling people, communication is a huge part of any relationship, but before you go into a deep discussion, be sure of what you’re feeling and then be open to receive his feedback. Always make sure honesty is the foundation and compromise will go hand in hand.

Just as you might need or want certain things to stimulate you to the highest level, he’s only human and also has needs of his own. Curb your desire to pounce on him until you know he’s ready to be your pornographic prey, and then slip into your safari frame of mind and conquer the beast within you both!

Halloween Porn Roundup! It’s that time again…

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It’s everyone’s favorite time of year, the day when dressing up in all manner of absurd and irreverent, even impolite, costumes is not only accepted but fucking mandatory. It’s Halloween and the porn industry knows it! Something of an annual feature here at Mr. Pink’s, we run the rounds of the best porn sites on the ‘net and see how they’re delivering the spooky costumed goods this Halloween.

This year Bang Bros is showing surprising restraint and only has a single Halloween-themed scene online, but it’s a doozy. Chinese hottie Alina Li waltzes in all gussied up as a sexy nurse in search of a Big Mouthful on the BB site of the same name. With latex gloves on she strokes and sucks but eventually demands complete fulfillment, riding the POV dick to an explosive (and apparently tasty) finish.

Mofos also delivers a lone Halloween scene, also shot in POV, that sees another newcomer, Addison Grey, getting ready for a night on the town in her adorable kitty-cat outfit. Her “boyfriend,” however, can’t keep his hands of her leotarded ass and manages to keep her home long enough to start the night off right.

Naughty America favorites Phoenix Marie and Tasha Reign both don costumes and seek a quick romp before the party. Although Phoenix’s is a pretty unimpressive roller skating outfit, Tasha makes an amazing impression as Batgirl as she drains “King” Danny Mountain’s royal reserve.

Although Reality Kings also lacks quantity this Halloween with only one scene hitting the theme, it makes up for it by shooting an In The VIP orgy starring eight relative newcomers wearing an assortment of barely-there costumes going to town on at least three dudes, maybe more; as with most In The VIP orgies, the writhing mess of colorful bodies are hard to kinda keep track of.

The clear winner, however, is Brazzers. Who else but the ZZ would insist upon a whopping five hardcore Halloween celebrations? Jay Snakes is lured into a kinky hospital room and proceeds to “stuff the cunt” of a blindfolded and bloodied nurse (Jasmine Jae) at Doctor Adventures. MILFs Like it Big sees Ariella Ferrera, Veronica Avluv, and India Summer chained and controlled by Johnny Sins and Keiran Lee in a mysterious and regal throne room. The Cunt of Cthulhu from Baby Got Boobs sees bustacious Emma Leigh taking Danny D on a blistering hardcore adventure that’s well and truly out of this world. Fifties greaser couple Cameron Dee and Van Wylde scream and screw their way through a haunted house at Teens Like it Big. But it’s Hot and Mean’s lesbian foursome Mia Malkova, Abby Cross, Kiera Winters, and Lola Foxx that seem to have the most fun in their lampooning of Spring Breakers; their don disguises, hold up a diner, and end up fucking on the restaurant floor.

With Brazzers making such a laudable effort to ensure your Halloween isn’t a bust, pornographically speaking, it seems most other US-based porn sites have to lift their game and put a little more effort into their annual costumed adventures. (Kinda like you and your costumes, “Walter White” store bought Mario guy!)

Asa Akira Gets Wicked!

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Last week’s Sex Awards left dozens of performers, directors, and producers very, very happy. The inaugural event celebrated adult entertainment in perhaps a more meaningful way than other award ceremonies, crowning men and women in the usual categories as dictated by the voting fans. No one, however, was as thrilled-to-bits as Porn Star of the Year and subject of Adult Movie of the Year, Asa Akira.

Having achieved monumental success in 2013, a year that started with her hosting the AVN Awards and winning its most coveted prize of Female Performer of the Year, the diminutive Japanese-American superstar hoped to accomplish the few things left on her long ago written list of goals. Taking the stage to accept her third Sex Award of the night, Akira unveiled her latest accomplishment, an exclusive performance deal that will see her shoot for Wicked Pictures and only Wicked Pictures. (Thankfully, this won’t disrupt her directing gigs for Elegant Angel.)

Sharing her thoughts with AVN, Akira recalled how the deal initially entered her mind years ago. “I found this list that I had made in 2011. And I had totally forgotten about it, but I found it recently and it had a lot of stupid things on it like get rich, be successful… But it had win AVN Performer of the Year, and the last thing on the list was get a Wicked contract. So a lot of the things came true. In general, I’ve wanted to be a Wicked Girl since I got into the industry. It was the first thing I told my first agent at Gold Star Modeling, so this is really, really exciting for me.”

And for us too, Ms. Akira. For us too.