Mr. Pink's Blog

Loss of Words – Missy’s Sex Advice

Dear Missy Pink,

My girlfriend and I recently entered the sexual stage of our relationship. The sex is good, no complaint there, but it’s the afterwards that there is awkwardness. Am I suppose to talk, if so, what do I say? Talking about the weather probably wouldn’t be right, but the silence is uncomfortable, I’m no good at this part.

Loss of Words

Dear Loss;

You bring up a good point, talking about the weather right after an orgasm doesn’t exactly fit the post euphoria bill. Unless of course you’d word it as the heat wave you felt through foreplay and how the flash flood warning did indeed come true as she squirted her appreciation for your diligence.

You’d be surprised how many couples have issue with this afterglow moment and what to do with it. When things are building sexually between the sheets, it’s raw, animalistic nature that takes over, you don’t have to think, you just go with what feels good, but now you’ve caught your breath and have the ability to again speak…but what do you say?

Don’t feel as though you need to have a discussion that lasts for hours, that’s not the case, neither one of you expect that I’m sure. Maybe something tender, like, “I really felt connected to you,” and then an embrace would be words of few, but they carry a massive meaning. For some couples, those moments afterwards is a good time to express what really felt great, maybe something different was done and a compliment is spoken, that will feed the furnace to your future love making sessions, knowing what is a turn on will almost always bring a repeat performance.

Silence can be very loud, and when nothing is said, it can make your partner feel as though it wasn’t enjoyable for you. Of course, needless to say, just rolling over and snoring is definitely enough to leave a gap of insecurity, so curtail your slumber until each of you feel complete satisfaction from your hardcore sexual experience.

Some things come naturally with time, you said your relationship is budding in the sexual department, so nourish it with after climax conversation, and by all means, don’t be afraid to share a kiss or two that will seal the delightful deal and may even take you into another round of bedroom bliss.

Samantha Saint Gets Wicked

Wicked Pictures, one of porn’s dominant studios and one-time home to such legends as Chasey Lain and Jenna Jameson, has signed its newest contract performer, Samantha Saint. Having quickly risen to pornographic prominence after starting as a Twistys Treat of the Month, Saint, who shot more than twenty movies in her first year on the job, now joins the illustrious stable of contract girls signed to Wicked; girls including Jessica Drake, Lupe Fuentes, and Alektra Blue.

Samantah Saint — Jonathan Morgan @ Moby Picture

Announced during a live webcast from Wicked.com, and with an introduction by Drake, Blue, and fellow Wicked girl Kaylani Lei, Samantha Saint, a Penthouse, Club, and Hustler covergirl, is a fantastic addition to the Wicked harem and one that will no doubt have fans’ loins on fire in little time at all. Saint, who allegedly lives life by the motto “Live today like it’s your last,” will appear in her first Wicked production under contract – she has performed for the company in the past as a freelancer – in Jonathan Morgan’s Couples Camp 2. Tease that he is, director Morgan posted this pic of Ms. Saint on the set of said movie, with the caption “God I love what I do!!!!” Can ya blame him?

Two New Fan-Approved Fleshlight Girls

In an unexpected tie, Kayden Kross and Alexis Texas have both managed to pull in an even number of votes and both score the highly coveted 2012 Searchlight prize from Fleshlight: their very own, custom-crafted Fleshlight replica! Announced live at the Comedy Store in Hollywood during comedian Sam Tripoli’s The Naughty Show, the two winners pulled ahead of other contestant, Asphyxia Noir, to nab the joint prize. Now, only two days later, Kayden has her own profile page on Fleshlight’s endlessly entertaining website and fans can already buy their way into her two-time AVN Award-winning pussy.

The Searchlight competition ran for months and featured heavily on Fleshlight’s blog, Fleshlife. There, users can now view all of the videos made with each of the three contestants, videos in which they state their case and tell you why their pussies deserve to be immortalized by the producers of the adult industry’s most acclaimed male masturbator toys.

Asphyxia, with her facial tattoos and pseudo-gothic styling may have been a little too intimidating for many voters, but the well-read, surprisingly articulate Kayden, the favorite, was, with her Texan co-winner, enticing enough to get guys voting like crazy. Hell, Kayden has even been given her own unique Fleshlight texture, dubbed “Bookworm” after her love of reading.

As for Alexis and her snatch… well, I suppose we’ll just have to be patient.

A Drink with Kink

Peter Acworth might be best known as the man who brought human sexuality’s darkest desires to a hundred-year-old castle in the middle of San Francisco’s Mission district with Kink dot com, but he’s really just a local bar owner at heart. Well, he is now that The Armory Club has opened in the same building that houses Sex & Submission and Bound Gang Bangs, among other now infamous Kink sites.

Calling itself “a social escape from the normalcy of everyday life,” The Armory Club offers creative, handcrafted cocktails, award-winning locally brewed beer, and “an exciting wine list” all in a ballroom modeled on Kink’s legendary Upper Floor. With pressed tin ceilings, a lit onyx bar, and cast-iron fireplace, the club is a natural progression for Acworth, whose personal touch has made Kink one of the most consistently engaging American porn studios of recent years. “For me, the Armory Club is just an extension of the Kink lifestyle,” Acworth told AVN. “We may produce fetish material, but we’re also a member of the community… We’re as much an ethos as we are a company.”

Having officially opened its doors on September 18th, The Armory Club, while housed in the profoundly imposing Armory castle, welcomes all patrons 21 and over and promises that while there’s nothing inherently sexual about the club, don’t be surprised if you waltz in to find the likes of Bobbi Starr, Lorelai Lee, or James Deen knocking back a Whistle Pig rye after a hard day in the torture chamber.