Ken Russell’s Posthumous 3D Porno Masterpiece

Alice in Wonderland 3DThe international cinema community was saddened to learn late last month of the sudden death of controversial British filmmaker Ken Russell. Director of such bold cine-sexual experiments as Whore, The Devils, Salome’s Last Dance, and Women in Love, Russell was notoriously obsessed with sexuality and the Roman Catholic church. Passing away at the age of 84, Russell left a number of projects unfinished, one of which was a remake of producer Bill Osco’s 1976 X-rated musical comedy of Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland… in 3D! The remake was in the final scripting stages and was a collaborative effort by Osco and Russell, but will now go into production as a tribute to the last filmmaker. The original film cost just $500,000 to produce, but ended up raking in more than $100 million in box office sales. With no word on the proposed budget for the 3D remake, we can only assume it would cost substantially more. Russell’s cinematic flamboyance and Osco’s clout as the producer of one of the premiere hits of porn’s Golden Age, make for a uniquely intriguing project and one that will surely be as controversial, exuberant, and salacious as Russell’s memory demands.

Party Like a Pornstar!

LA Direct and AEBN XXX-Mas PartyMr. Pink’s already told you about one of the years most inviting parties that took place on Labor Day. Thrown by LA Direct Models talent agency and Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network (AEBN), the Labor Day Extravaganza was hosted by Kristina Rose and Alexis Texas and was one of the hottest tickets in Hollywood. Now, as we approach Christmas, the same folks are putting on another big fuckin’ bash. It’s all about fuckin’ partying hard with LA Direct and AEBN, and when the event is due to be hosted by Misty Stone and Priya Anjali Rai, two of the hottest “ethnic” women in porn – apparently anyone who isn’t white is “ethnic” – you can be sure there’ll be a throng of attentive attendees in attendance, dancing their pants (and hopefully panties) off.

If you fancy yourself the Leisure Suit Larry of the LA porno scene, why not RSVP and reserve a spot on the dancefloor next to Misty Stone’s tight-as-hell bootay! Reservations can be made by calling 310-749-9029, but you better hurry, it’s on this coming Saturday, December 17th from 10pm to 2am or whenever you get kicked out for obscene conduct.

The Rise and Fall (and Rise) of Janine

JanineIn July of 2009, Janine Lindemulder, pornstar extraordinaire and the nurse on the cover of Blink-182’s Enema of the State album, was released from prison after spending four months of a six month sentence for tax evasion. Once again back in the free world, Lindemulder devoted most of her time to seeking custody of her daughter with West Coast Choppers founder, Jesse James. Finally awarded full custody of Sunny earlier this year, it appeared things were finally turning around for the one-time queen of tattooed porno sluts. What next, though, for this hard living, hard fucking 43-year-old?

Issuing a press release claiming to have not seen her daughter in five months after James was again granted full custody and moved to Texas, the aggressive Janine seems to be back on the warpath seeking not only visitation rights to Sunny, but attention from media outlets, too. The press release goes on to state that “Janine is returning to the adult industry,” and wants to reveal “her side of the story that involved sex, scandal, celebrity, prison, the custody of a little girl and what the future holds [for Lindemulder herself.”

Does this mean we’ll be seeing the Amazonian rocker slut back in the on-screen saddle again sometime soon? Let’s hope so. The “alt.porn” stars of today could learn a thing or two from a woman who simply refuses to give up and let some Sandra Bullock-bonking, reality TV show-starring, hog-straddler steal her thunder!