Too Pretty for Porn

Too Pretty For Porn

Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week brings you Too Pretty for Porn. No, that’s not a statement. Too Pretty for Porn is an actual name of a delicious ebony pornstar.

Mr. Pink came across Too Pretty for Porn (aka 2 Pretty 4 Porn) while browsing the Black category on Videobox (Which is one of Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews top rated sites, BTW). While her name is a bit of a contradiction, since she was obviously doing porn (some serious hardcore porn nonetheless), I just had to find out more about this ebony pornstar with a somewhat wacky name. Turns out that Too Pretty for Porn is Gabrielle Carmouche, an actual mainstream actress that has been seen on The Cosby Show, Sister, Sister, In The House, and Big Brother Jake.  

Mainstream actress that has performed in a couple of hardcore pornos? Don’t we all wish that would happen more often? Check out her scene from the adult film Triple Shot on Videobox. This ebony babe loves getting all of her holes filled! For that scintillating scene and your interesting back story, Too Pretty for Porn you have earned your way into Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week.

Trading Pornstars

Charley Chase at ATCC

Forget hunting down a near-mint T206 Honus Wagner, a full first edition Marvel Universe set, or a Tyler the Great Warrior custom Yu-Gi-Oh! card, now you’ll be spending every spare cent and second you have on tracking down a Brooklyn Lee, Tori Lux, or Katie St. Ives. That’s right, collectors, trading cards are making a comeback and as usual porn is leading the charge! The rather lazily-named Adult Trading Card Company (ATCC) is responsible for placing the faces and bodies of your porn’s premiere performers on pocket-sized slips of cardstock and not only can you now buy packs of these cards online at ATCC’s website, but limited edition cards can even be purchased directly from your favorite small-screen superstar at her next convention appearance.

With women like the Spanish anal goddess Rebeca Linares, tatted-up punk Sparky SinClaire, and stripper-cum-politician Mary Carey gracing these cardboard frames, as well as a few select cards devoted to the generously endowed men of porn (Prince Yashua, Flash Brown), ATCC seems determined to make the most enticing and impressive pornstars into immediate collectors items. And for those of you that can never find a tissue when you need one, ATCC’s online store also sells classic ‘Top Loader” sleeves and even hard acrylic display cases that ensure your voyeuristic investment never becomes soiled.

Tichuana Pearl

Tichuana Pearl

Guess what time it is? Time for another installment of our latest feature – Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week.

This weeks features sex star is the curiously named Tichuana Pearl. Mr. Pink’s discovered Pearl while performing our latest re-review of My XXX Pass (which is discounted to $179.95/Month for visitors, BTW)

I’m not sure what’s the deal with Tichuana Pearl and the origin of her onscreen performance name. Maybe they were going for Tijuana Pearl and somehow the spelling got lost in translation? Maybe there is an actual place called Tichuana or Tichuana is an actual type of pearl? Mr. Pink does not know the answer to this mind boggling question but I do know Tichuana Pearl has an adoration for facial piercings and an intense sexual appetite for anal sex as evident by her scene on the enormous My XXX Pass network.

Although I have only found one scene featuring Tichuana Pearl, I’m still impressed. Keep on bangin’.