World Cup Fucking Fever!

FIFA World Cup 2014 logoHoly shit, football fans – the 2014 FIFA World Cup is upon us and, proving football/soccer to be the world game, everyone seems to be losing their marbles. Rocco Siffredi, the Italian Stallion and one of porn’s hardest working men, has sworn off orgasms until his beloved national team is either eliminated or stands victorious above all other teams. “Guys, I’ve had thousands of orgasms but there is one I will never forget. The one I had together with all of you. Do you remember when we won the World Cup in 2006?” In an effort to ensure his team has all the support they might need, Rocco vows to forgo sex for the duration of Italy’s participation in the Brazil cup. He also makes a few homoerotic overtures to both his fans and to Italia’s players: “”I foresee hard times, very hard,” he tells fans, “but you need to support me, you need to write to me, don’t abandon me. And to the 22 players who are in Brazil, I ask only one thing: Let me at least enjoy you.”

Meanwhile, back in the USA, one of Twitter’s most notorious adult hastags, #TeamBJ is at it again! Two years since she and Angelina Castro offered their Twitter followers blowjobs if Miami Heat clinched the championship, Sara Jay, fulfiller of fellatial promises and fantasies galore, is back again with another tantalizing promise: if either USA, England, Germany or Brazil win the 2014 FIFA World Cup, she and Siri will invite and encourage their Twitter followers to meet them for some oral gratification. As their combined followers currently include some 542,000 users, it’s clear these ladies are down for the cause. But… four teams? Who has allegiance with which teams and does it really matter if thousands of porn fans have their fantasies made real by some gifted footballers and two incredibly generous pornstars? Fuck no, don’t be daft!

As the 2014 FIFA World Cup kicks into high gear and we approach the finals, I’m sure the major porn networks will jump into the fray with World Cup-themed hardcore scenes, but right now there seems precious few releases honoring the world game’s biggest competition. Oh, but there is this little gem from South Korea…

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Cannabis Lube Gets Your Pussy High

marijuana-leaf-PINKEver since marijuana became a legally acceptable treatment for numerous medical conditions, pot-related entrepreneurs have launched dozens of absurd products. Whiz Khalifa has a line of 100% hemp rolling papers, there’s a Snoop Dogg endorsed vaporizer pen, Tumblr exhibitionists are buying the hell out of Black Milk’s marijuana leaf leggings, and your local dispensary, compassionate care club or provisioning center likely has for sale soaps, salves, balms and trail mix containing potent doses of THC. But now there’s a cannabis product to tantalize an substantially different set of physical stimulus receptors.

Foria, a personal lubricant infused with cannabis, now aims to bring the floaty, giggly, snack-munching sensations you feel after a blunt, doobie, dutchie, dab, bong rip, or vape sesh to the vulvae, labium, clitorii, and vaginal canal of the female stoner. Describing its product as “a therapeutic sensual enhancement oil designed for female pleasure,” the folks at Foria stress that results vary from person to person and you’ll simply have to try the “blend of nourishing liquid coconut oil and lab-tested cannabis oil from California-grown marijuana” to find out if it works for you (or your lady).

Fellas, Foria has a use for you too: oral ingestion. Much like tinctures and hash oil, Foria, a liquid intended not as a direct sexual lubricant but as a pre-lube for use about 30 minutes prior to arousal and activity, can be taken orally to pleasurable effect. The main purpose, however, of this expensive little bottle – Foria runs $80 for a 30ml bottle – is to directly enhance the natural sensations of arousal a woman feels in her nether regions and, in many cases, throughout her entire body. A testimonial from alleged Foria users shows little reservation in singing the product’s praises. Whether you or your lady will be among the acolytes depends, according to Foria’s makers, entirely on your individual reaction to such pre-titilation stimulation. So, it’s like anything else…

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Naughty America on Roku!

Naughty America

Naughty America, the nation’s most patriotic online pornography network, has been filling the homes, phones, and workplace computers of Americans with hardcore sexuality since 2004. Now, however, it has its sights set on your living room – and not via your DVD player, either. Roku, the streaming video player that brings HTTP Live Streaming to your living room television, hasn’t exactly been overflowing with decent adult entertainment options since its launch back in 2008. A few big shots like Videobox, FyreTV, and Reality Kings took to Roku to expand the reach of their services, but most adult entities for some odd reason stayed away. Naughty America’s recent revelation of a dedicated NA Roku channel, then, was like a biblical decree from a mountaintop: “Thou shalt watcheth pornographs in the comfort of thine own living room or home theater!”

Naughty America’s Roku channel doesn’t carry over all the features that have made Naughty America such a perpetual favorite amongst smut fans – noticeably absent is a good chunk of the complete video collection and the recently unveiled 4K High Definition video format – but there’s certainly a strong selection of material already online, with more coming every day. Naughty America’s Roku app currently offers existing members TV access to their Favorites, as well as Latest Scenes and Featured Scenes, and the work of Featured Pornstars featured on the legendary network. Roku users can also examine the contents of 33 Naughty America sites and view their selections in both 720p and 1080p resolutions. Best of all, there’s no delay between an update going live on the website and it being added to NA’s Roku selections.

Ok, Bang Bros, Brazzers, Porn Pros, Team Skeet and any other adult network wanting to remain relevant in this, the 21st Century… now it’s your turn to attempt a take over of the living rooms of America.

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My Special Wartime Buddy

My Buddy: World War II Laid BareAmericans love their war heroes. If you don’t, maybe you’re not really an American! Our veterans left their homes and families (and, in many cases, a poverty-stricken future) to fight on the front lines in the battle for peace and global supremacy, many of them losing life or limb in the unbelievably brutal process. Still, love them dearly though we may, there’s plenty left unrevealed about The Greatest Generation… like how great their asses were.

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In commemoration of the 70th anniversary of D-Day, Taschen Books has announced the September 2014 release of ‘My Buddy: World War II Laid Bare’, a collection of more than 500 photographs sourced and compiled by Los Angeles photographer Michael Stokes. Edited by noted men’s magazine producer and Taschen veteran Dian Hanson, My Buddy depicts the close relationships formed under the barrage of artillery fire. As encouraged by their commanding officers, ground troops formed “buddy” relationships with each other that ensured they had someone to rely on for emotional support. In times of great, even inhuman stress, playtime is usually a gosh darn riot! And, when your playmates are all strapping young 18, 19, 20-year-old fellas fighting for home and country, it’s pretty easy on the eyes too.

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In his introduction, ex-Marine and author of Hollywood sexploit memoir Full Service, Scotty Bowers, lays it out in its most basic terms: “You close your eyes for a little bit, but don’t really sleep. It’s raining. You’re wet and it rains, frankly, every day and every night. Some guys huddle together, some don’t, but this is when the buddy bonding starts. You need somebody you can depend on, and they can depend on you. You can tell the type of buddy that you’d want to be with in a foxhole: Someone who is on the ball. Someone who’s not going to get upset and nervous.”

Eschewing the combat photography that has become a staple of WWII tributes and remembrances in favor of showing what a grunt’s downtime might involve – communal bathing, sandy oceanside frolicking, makeshift mountaintop showers, impromptu beefcake shoots on equipment cases, naked rainforest romps during the Guadalcanal campaign, and just plain ol’ semi-naked hand-holding – My Buddy aims to shed a little light on the underreported romances (platonic or otherwise) that spring up where you might least (or most, depending on your perspective on men-in-uniform) expect it: the trenches of War World II.

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Blabbing In The Bedroom

Missy Pinks at MrPinks.comMissy Pink,

Prepare yourself for an odd sexual issue. My boyfriend and I have lived together for nearly 3 years, and, we complement one another beautifully, he’s the yin to my yang. Daily life and nighttime adventures have always been more than pleasing…until lately. A little over a year ago, he proposed marriage, of course, I accepted and we have been working on the plans and such, all of which we’re enjoying tremendously. But, his personality has gone through some odd changes, especially during lovemaking. He now talks! Now, I don’t mean saying dirty things that would spice up foreplay and orgasm, no, nothing like that, he talks about things such as what he wants for dinner the next night, how bad the traffic jams were that morning on the way to work, mundane and what I see as very odd topics when I’m trying to concentrate on cumming. These things could be discussed over the dinner table, but not while he has my legs over his shoulders and my libido on the rise! How do I tell him to shut up and fuck me?
— Blabbing In The Bedroom

Dear Friend;

Well, it certainly sounds as if you have a chatty fiancé! From the way you expressed your issue, things sounded almost storybook or fairy tale perfect, UNTIL the topic of marriage and the wedding plans began. Whether you realize it or not, you stated a timeline that is a huge insight into what the problem might be, one that I think you may already have considered, but possibly want to hear it from someone that’s not sharing the sheets and the weekly menu with you.

It could be that your boyfriend is feeling some anxiety, uncertainty and/or fear about the approaching wedding. You yourself mentioned how in sync the two of you have always been, nearly three years of a fairy tale romance, which tells me, if you’ve been feeling such jubilation, then, your boyfriend has felt the same way, more than comfortable in how things are. He may be experiencing a bit of the cold feet syndrome, worried that once the “I do’s” are uttered and the birdseed has been tossed, things are suddenly going to change. You know the old saying, “Sex changes after marriage, you’re suddenly in bed with a relative.” He could be feeling the growing pangs, and they aren’t the type to bring you closer together.

By complaining about the traffic situation or making it clear what he’d like to have on his plate the next evening for dinner, it sounds like he’s making his place in the relationship known. He may be living these days by the thought, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” He needs to be convinced that having his signature on the marriage certificate isn’t going to change the way life has been all along with you. It was the love the last 3 years has created that brought him to the point of proposing, now it’s time to assure him, it can only get better over the next 50 years.

It’s time to talk, get counseling, whatever it takes to ease his fears. Go for more oral sex, he certainly can’t talk with his mouth full…so keep him between your thighs as a reminder of what good times are yet to, “Cum” through married life.

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