Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – January 19th, 2016

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s it was an all-Nubiles affair! After our first looks at Nubiles Casting, Nubile Films, Petite HD Porn, and the Nubiles Porn Network it was once again time to examine what makes these popular porno outlets so damn hard to resist. Stunning HD videos? Check. Unbelievably sexy porno starlets? Check. Scorching hot sex? Check. Check. Check. As you go a check out Nubiles’ various awesome efforts, I’ll be on the blog detailing new Bang Bros ventures and remembering a sexual icon recently passed: David Bowie. Return to Pink’s next week for brand new reviews of… well, why spoil the surprise?

Mr. Pink’s Must-Haves – Bang Bros

Bang Bros

You all know the Bang Bros, right? Having been responsible for some of the most popular and influential adult websites of the past decade or so, the Bang Bros network has unleashed all kinds of smut on the world. From the legendary Miami-cruising Bang Bus and its impromptu fuck sessions to the black-girl-showcase Brown Bunnies, from Ass Parade’s thick behinds to the enormo-dicks of Monsters of Cock, this is one adult network that has most assuredly been visited by most any online porn fan. But what’s the status of this notorious network today, mid-January 2016? Has it fallen on hard times or is it surging forward, refining its already excellent smut, and proving as worthwhile as ever? With full reviews of numerous Bang Bros sites forthcoming from Mr. Pink’s, I thought it a good idea to give a brief preview of what’s to come. After all, Bang Bros launches new sites and discovers new talents all the time and I wouldn’t want you to miss anything essential.

The fresher sites in the Bang Bros stable of over 40 XXX outlets include sites devoted to anonymous glory hole blowjobs, step-mothers eager to share their sexual experience and knowledge with their step-daughters and step-sons, off-cut footage from the Bang Bros archives, European public sex, and point-of-view hardcore starring today’s sexiest pornstars. Throw in My Dirty Maid, which sees Latinas fucking their white-boy bosses while on the job, and revitalized sites in Brown Bunnies and BangBros 18, and you’re looking at a network that seriously doesn’t know when to take a well-deserved break.

There are, as noted earlier, brand new reviews of Bang Bros properties coming soon to Mr. Pink’s, but until our assessments are in, why not cruise on over to the Bang Bros network and see if you can’t spot your new favorite up-and-coming porno starlet in one of her hottest scenes yet. And be sure to stop back here to check out our full Bang Bros reviews in the coming weeks, only at Mr. Pink’s.

David Bowie – 1947-2016

David Bowie - 1947-2016

The recent death of musician/songwriter/actor/legend/space oddity David Bowie last week sent the music-loving world into mourning and, while the other recent rock ‘n’ roll deaths of Motorhead’s Lemmy Kilmister and the Eagles’ Glenn Frey also shook many of us, nobody had the effect that Bowie did. One crucial element of Bowie’s longevity and resounding influence is sexual. Declaring himself gay in 1972 then revising his identification to bisexual four years later, Bowie eventually regarded himself as a closeted heterosexual, someone who flirted with homosexuality and homoeroticism as a means of “flout[ing] moral code.” It was widely reported, however, that Bowie had an sexual affair with Mick Jagger during the late-60s and early-70s, lending a certain amount of credibility to his flirtation and identification with homosexual and bisexual culture and practice.

New York singer Ava Cherry claimed to have been the “filling” in a Bowie/Jagger “cookie” and Bowie’s first wife, Angie, famously claimed to not only have found her husband in bed with the Rolling Stones singer, but to have had one of the most blasé, indifferent reactions a wife could have: she made them breakfast. The two British singers collaborative 1985 hit ‘Dancing in the Street’ also raised questions about the truth of Bowie’s sexuality (and, less so, Jagger’s) after the pair spent a good deal of the music video’s runtime nose-to-nose writhing about in place.

Oh, and then there’s his alien penis and nipple self-tweaking habits.

David Bowie

In Nicolas Roeg’s 1976 film, ‘The Man Who Fell to Earth’ Bowie plays a humanoid alien, Thomas Jerome Newton, who seems to spend half the film devising water transportation devices and the other half stark raving naked, touching his humanoid form in front of a mirror, and, as Mr. Man (the all-male Mr. Skin) notes, “surrounds his star with at least five women who are willing to show indisputable proof of their gender.” And, hey, if you’ve ever wanted to see the bare asses, penises, and scrotes of Bowie and legendarily cantankerous actor Rip Torn in the same movie, The Man Who Fell to Earth is it! While Bowie never showed his dong on film again, his backside made another notable appearance in the 1983 vampire flick, The Hunger, in which Bowie played the blood-sucking husband of Catherine Deneuve and shed his clothes once more.

For me, however, David Bowie’s sexual influence and power was never as subversive or as powerful as in Jim Henson’s 1986 fantasy film ‘Labyrinth.’ Bowie starred as evil goblin king Jareth, known for his cruelty, his roguish charm, his extremely tight tights, and the giant package stuffed into his pants. If the ‘Labyrinth’ was never part of your early viewing, here’s what you’ve been missing: Crotch Magic.

 

R.I.P. David Bowie – 1947-2016