Brazzers by Numbers (and Babes)

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Now in its tenth year of inspiring furious erections and countless orgasms world-wide, Brazzers is celebrating a decade of being one of porn’s most influential and popular online networks. Its roster of stars can compete with that of any other studio, and to prove this, Brazzers invited ten of its most accomplished and admired models to share their thoughts about “the ZZ.” Jayden Jaymes, Nikki Benz, Ava Addams, Kagney Linn Karter, Kortney Kane, Monique Alexander, Phoenix Marie, and Rachel Roxxx, are joined by Brazzers’ contract performers Madison Ivy and Mia Malkova for a 30-minute look back at what makes Brazzers the top dog in online porn in the exclusive members-only interview compilation.

For those who haven’t yet made the all-too-logical decision to join the legion of sweaty-palmed Brazzers subscribers, those who can’t watch the aforementioned exclusive interview video, Brazzers has put together an infographic that, while more convenient than text renderings of information, clutters up the display with tits and asses and stuff. Instead of simply reposting Brazzers’ infographic here, we at Mr. Pink’s decided a more classical approach might point out Brazzers’ monumental achievements during the company’s ten-year reign.

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- As the 10th anniversary interview video illustrated, Brazzers has given fans 10 hetero debuts, 26 first-time anal scenes, and 9 double-penetration debuts, including those of Ava Addams, Christy Mack, and India Summer.

- Brazzers sees 258 million visitors annually. If Brazzers was a country and its visitors residents, it’d hold 67 times more people than Los Angeles!

- Most visitors to Brazzers don’t stay long, only 4:55 seconds! That means they’re getting off amazingly quickly. (Let’s just hope they take their time with their ladies.)

- Daily doses of byte-sized porn is leaked out to the 625,000 users followering Brazzers on Twitter, Facebook and other social media portals. #somanytitpics #solittlefaptime

- Brazzers’ hard-working men have allegedly dumped from their penises a whopping 57 liters of ejaculate, much of it landing, of course, on or in their highly deserving co-stars.

- That 57 liter spooge tsunami produced by Keiran Lee and his cohorts contained approximately 1.7 trillion spermatozoa. That’s enough to repopulate the Earth 242 times over! Get these guys to a post-apocalyptic ruined civilization already!

Clearly, if these numbers are any indication, Brazzers isn’t just the world’s preeminent hardcore porn network, it also could be mankind’s last hope!

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Finally, a NSFW World Cup Update!

FIFA World Cup 2014 logoHere we are over a week into the 2014 FIFA World Cup taking place in Brazil and, although Australia is already out and others are soon to follow, there’s a wealth of heated on-pitch battles ahead as challengers like Germany, Argentina, Italy, USA, and Brazil keep pushing toward victory. The porn world started World Cup season off well with #TeamBJ’s renewed promise of providing motivation to fans and players alike, and Rocco Siffredi’s show of sacrificial devotion for his beloved Italian team proving that porn was far from unaffected by the world game’s most intense competition. Actual hardcore scenes celebrating the World Cup were initially harder to come by, but not this week!

Denys Defrancesco of DDF fame must be a football fan: his DDF Network is not only pumping out World Cup-themed practice and posing scenes starring Hungarian beauties Zafira, Kiara Lord, Brandy Smile, and Athina betray their homeland and paint their bodies in the colors of Brazil, the Netherlands, Spain, and Croatia, respectively.

Meanwhile, former Bang Bros monster-on-call Ramon has bounced back from his 2011 arrest on animal cruelty charges to fuck transexuals over at Trans500! Ramon gives his giant wang to dick-equipped ladies Corolina and Selena as a reward for kicking their Colombian asses in a little two-on-one soccer shootout.

world cup teensWorld Cup Teens is a feature DVD release from Cub Sweethearts that stars nine inspiring young European pornstars fuck on the pitch, as well as in the locker room, showers, and gyms athletes already spend so much time sweating in. But it’s Digital Playground that will likely have the firmest hold on your attention (and possibly your wallet) with the not-so-charmingly titled World Cup Bitches. Starring Christie Stevens, Capri Cavanni, Abigail Mac, Anissa Kate, Harley Dean and others representing some of the Cup’s stiffest competitors, World Cup Bitches sees the ladies of Team Blonde and Team Brunette working out in skimpy outfits, bouncing balls off each others asses, and setting aside their national allegiances for an all-inclusive, all-female shower-room orgy that will undoubtedly pop into your mind whenever someone mentions the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil.

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A hot mom and her big natural tits

Sara StoneSara Stone is keen to point out that she’s first a hot mom and then an erotic model. At first it was her big natural tits that got her noticed, but when she started to make porn videos her fans started to focus on her mature pussy as well. Once her juicy vagina and real orgasms became obvious to everybody, those big natural boobs were still catching the eye, but become not as crucial for her career as one might think. Ms. Stone’s many fans may want to fuck her big breasts, but now their wildest fantasy leads back to that hot hole you can fill with your creampie internal cumshot.

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At Daphoz.com you can see Sara’s Erotic Makeover: a transition from ordinary mom to sexy naked MILF, and it’s an amazing experience also because it reveals her taste for sexy women (watch Sara pussy licking her blond neighbour!).

Click here and get a preview of what you can find inside Daphoz members area.

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World Cup Fucking Fever!

FIFA World Cup 2014 logoHoly shit, football fans – the 2014 FIFA World Cup is upon us and, proving football/soccer to be the world game, everyone seems to be losing their marbles. Rocco Siffredi, the Italian Stallion and one of porn’s hardest working men, has sworn off orgasms until his beloved national team is either eliminated or stands victorious above all other teams. “Guys, I’ve had thousands of orgasms but there is one I will never forget. The one I had together with all of you. Do you remember when we won the World Cup in 2006?” In an effort to ensure his team has all the support they might need, Rocco vows to forgo sex for the duration of Italy’s participation in the Brazil cup. He also makes a few homoerotic overtures to both his fans and to Italia’s players: “”I foresee hard times, very hard,” he tells fans, “but you need to support me, you need to write to me, don’t abandon me. And to the 22 players who are in Brazil, I ask only one thing: Let me at least enjoy you.”

Meanwhile, back in the USA, one of Twitter’s most notorious adult hastags, #TeamBJ is at it again! Two years since she and Angelina Castro offered their Twitter followers blowjobs if Miami Heat clinched the championship, Sara Jay, fulfiller of fellatial promises and fantasies galore, is back again with another tantalizing promise: if either USA, England, Germany or Brazil win the 2014 FIFA World Cup, she and Siri will invite and encourage their Twitter followers to meet them for some oral gratification. As their combined followers currently include some 542,000 users, it’s clear these ladies are down for the cause. But… four teams? Who has allegiance with which teams and does it really matter if thousands of porn fans have their fantasies made real by some gifted footballers and two incredibly generous pornstars? Fuck no, don’t be daft!

As the 2014 FIFA World Cup kicks into high gear and we approach the finals, I’m sure the major porn networks will jump into the fray with World Cup-themed hardcore scenes, but right now there seems precious few releases honoring the world game’s biggest competition. Oh, but there is this little gem from South Korea…

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Cannabis Lube Gets Your Pussy High

marijuana-leaf-PINKEver since marijuana became a legally acceptable treatment for numerous medical conditions, pot-related entrepreneurs have launched dozens of absurd products. Whiz Khalifa has a line of 100% hemp rolling papers, there’s a Snoop Dogg endorsed vaporizer pen, Tumblr exhibitionists are buying the hell out of Black Milk’s marijuana leaf leggings, and your local dispensary, compassionate care club or provisioning center likely has for sale soaps, salves, balms and trail mix containing potent doses of THC. But now there’s a cannabis product to tantalize an substantially different set of physical stimulus receptors.

Foria, a personal lubricant infused with cannabis, now aims to bring the floaty, giggly, snack-munching sensations you feel after a blunt, doobie, dutchie, dab, bong rip, or vape sesh to the vulvae, labium, clitorii, and vaginal canal of the female stoner. Describing its product as “a therapeutic sensual enhancement oil designed for female pleasure,” the folks at Foria stress that results vary from person to person and you’ll simply have to try the “blend of nourishing liquid coconut oil and lab-tested cannabis oil from California-grown marijuana” to find out if it works for you (or your lady).

Fellas, Foria has a use for you too: oral ingestion. Much like tinctures and hash oil, Foria, a liquid intended not as a direct sexual lubricant but as a pre-lube for use about 30 minutes prior to arousal and activity, can be taken orally to pleasurable effect. The main purpose, however, of this expensive little bottle – Foria runs $80 for a 30ml bottle – is to directly enhance the natural sensations of arousal a woman feels in her nether regions and, in many cases, throughout her entire body. A testimonial from alleged Foria users shows little reservation in singing the product’s praises. Whether you or your lady will be among the acolytes depends, according to Foria’s makers, entirely on your individual reaction to such pre-titilation stimulation. So, it’s like anything else…

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