Bang Bros Go Green with St. Paddy’s Double

The one day every year on which everyone (of a certain level of intoxication) claims to be Irish, St. Patrick’s Day, is right around the corner and (if you’ll allow your faithful porn critic to offer his suggestion for your Saturday) the online pornosphere is already donning tight green hot-pants, getting loaded on whiskey and Guinness, and throwing itself at you, the nearest available warm body, in search of some company. What do you say, folks? Care for a boozy romp with two bold new porno revelations courtesy of our ol’ pals the Bang Bros?

Honey Gold

First to arrive at Bang Bros HQ this St. Paddy’s Day season, landing at Bang Bros 18 on Wednesday, was a curvaceous, thick-lipped expert cock-rider, sultry Chinese-American newcomer Jade Kush, who threw herself at her scolding stepfather in lieu of taking her ultra-slutty outfit to a party as planned. Ryan McLane takes the reigns and has the Chicago-born Ms. Kush sliding up and down his glistening shillelagh with the camera capturing some stunning rear-end shots.

Having avoided the total absurdity of much holiday porn in its first offering, Bang Bros leaves it to Brown Bunnies and the always enthusiastic Honey Gold to bring the funnies. Left alone to dress before a big party – perhaps the same one Jade planned to attend; do I smell a threesome? – Honey gives the camera some lusty body-shots as she squeezes into a tight white top and green booty shorts, spied on the whole time by her peeping pervert of a stepbrother. Busting him at her barely-cracked bedroom door, she insists on teaching the little fucker a lesson. peeling off her shorts and straddling his face, Honey forces him to devour her “pot of gold” as, again, we’re treated to glorious low-angle shots of her slender body cavorting against his mouth. Soon, she’s demanding cock and sucking it through a literal pot of (fake) gold, squirting on her nice clean bedspread, and taking her kinda-sorta-relative’s load on her tongue, gold coins strewn about her body and the floor.

Now, I know the lure of free-flowing liquor and shit-faced revelry is strong – believe me, I know, I’m sometimes tempted belt out It’s a Long Way to Tipperary after a few too many Connemaras – but with utter pornographic delights such as the two women featured this week at Bang Bros, who needs sunlight, social activity, or genuine human contact, Irish or otherwise?

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Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 9th, 2018

mrpinksYesterday was International Women’s Day and, to celebrate, we’re valiantly continuing to ogle, adore, and revere the most vivacious female performers working today. All the while, Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews took time to examine two very strong XXX sites worthy of your attention. FTV Girls and its steady stream of sexy newbies holds some awesome 4K visuals and seriously flirty softcore content (with a little fucking thrown in, too). Kelly Madison, the official site of the mega-busty MILF of the same name, no longer seems that concerned with Kelly herself, but her booming empire of award-winning cinematic hardcore pornstar-plowing romps now arriving in 4K. For the second week running, Greg Lansky of Tushy and Blacked is the focus of our blog as we examine his latest venture: Blacked Raw. Next week will no doubt bring more decadence and debauchery, so please join us as we turn over another pornographic stone and see what’s wriggling underneath.

Greg Lansky’s Race Relations

Of all the winners to stand onstage at the 2018 AVN Awards earlier this year, one man stood a little taller than the others. Greg Lansky, the man behind the runaway success Tushy, Blacked, and Vixen, not only took home Director of the Year – Body of Work for the third year in a row, he used the moment to highlight a few personal causes and celebrate the life of his friend and colleague August Ames, inviting her widower Kevin Moore to speak from the stage. Lansky’s professional projects understandable got largely left out of the conversation, though, so we at Mr. Pink’s thought a little showcase post was in order.

Keisha Grey Blacked Raw

After last week’s attempt to cover the most vital and view-worthy Tushy, Baeb, and Vixen scenes in recent memory, this week we’re examining the interracial element of Lansky’s booming adult empire. Stating his intention to shoot IR porn in the Appalachian region in an attempt to address and eradicate longstanding tension between communities, Lansky is clearly a man to whom the inter-mingling of different cultures and lineages is of paramount importance. Hence, devoted IR fans, the launch of new venture Blacked Raw, a raunchier, more taboo-smashing take on white women and the black men that fill them to the hilt.

Joining Blacked, arguably the most popular and influential IR porn site around today, Lansky’s recently launched Blacked Raw takes viewers into a modern metropolis and hones in on one woman on the verge of a sexual breakthrough. From wives cheating on their spouses to single girls taking their first BBC plunge to club queens going home with their most persistent (and prominently packaged) dance partner, Blacked Raw introduces the likes of Gina Valentina, Keisha Grey, and Anya Olsen via cell phone selfies in which they detail the dark turn their night is about to take. Then, strolling into shot like the world’s most content stud, a thick-dicked date (or two) proceeds to do things no modestly equipped white boy can even dream of.

So far this year, Blacked has seen its share of stellar performances – MMF threesomes with Carolina Sweets and Evelyn Claire, and Athena Palomino’s mainstream IR debut – but much viewer attention has migrated to the newer, rawer site. Having already seen Lana Rhoades and Marley Brinx have their asses invaded by porn’s biggest black men, Blacked Raw viewers would’ve been pleased as punch to also find excellent turns from Angela White, Jade Nile, Jessa Rhodes, and tiny lil’ Piper Perri, all of whom throw down very well with the big dogs.

Whether or not Lansky and his crew ever make it to Appalachia (or make it out alive) remains to be seen, but the man’s current Blacked and Blacked Raw work easily puts him above the usual cast of low-budget, ignorance-riddled IR smut peddlers and into a league all his own.