Beating on a Budget with DDF Network

DDF Network

Mr. Pink’s readers surely know by now just how smitten we are with the work of Denys Defrancesco’s DDF Network. Home to a small but crucial cache of exclusive websites devoted to major porno interests, DDF Network deals in heaving breasts, fellatious mouths, BDSM kinkiness, intense female masturbation, foot fetishism, lesbian sex, and teen sluts doing all kinds of depraved things for the camera, making it a tantalizing package even at the full price of $44.95-a-month. Yeah, DDF usually charges a premium for its porn but Mr. Pink’s has once again snagged a deal that’ll get readers inside this haven of hardcore fun and games for a comparable pittance.

THE MATH:
DDF Network and its nine exclusive sites – 1 By Day, Hot Legs and Feet, DDF Busty, House of Taboo, Euro Teen Erotica, Euro Girls on Girls, Eve Angel Official, Only Blowjob, and Hands on Hardcore – hold a combined archive of 14,545 video-and-photo-packages dating back to 2001 but now bring 4K Ultra-HD videos and 4000px photos, offer online and downloadable viewing, and add something new to the network hub every twice-a-day (on average). At the now-discounted first-month rate of $19.99, that equates to approximately $2.22-per-site and 0.137¢-per-scene, a truly staggering deal and the most affordable way to indulge in all the carnal Denys Defrancesco creations you desire. Your second month rebills at a slightly higher rate but this introductory offer is truly an exceptional one that DDF admirers won’t want to pass up.

DDF Network review

Mr. Skin’s 2016 Guide to Nudes

Mr. Skin

For many, 2016 has been one disaster after another. Cultural icons seemed to kick the bucket en masse, taking away many shining lights of our entertainment-addicted lives. Mr. Skin, intrepid pointer-out of celebrity nudity, once just female but now also male, takes to his blog roll around this time every year to recap the best and most beautiful appearances of naked female celebrity skin on the small screen. And, thankfully, this year delivered some treats that could help reinvigorate your interest in 2017.

Mr. Skin’s 2016 Top Ten sees notable names and almost-complete unknowns share list space on shows for HBO, Netflix, Starz, and other networks, confirming that TV is indeed getting more raunchy and risqué with every passing season. Still need proof to get you back on the sofa? How about these ten skin-baring turns from Hollywood sex symbols both legend and debutante?

Chelsea Handler is rarely shy about baring her naked body and this season of Chelsea was no different, seeing the host take a topless dip in a Russian bath house. Lina Esco of Audience Network’s MMA drama Kingdom took the ninth spot thanks to her wild and numerous sex scenes. Ruby Modine, daughter of actor Matthew, followed in her dad’s nude-friendly footsteps in Shameless for Showtime, which also saw Sasha Alexander and Sherilyn Feen ditch their duds. Cinemax’s original series Quarry showcased Jodi Balfour in what seemed like an abundance of sex scenes baring her breasts and butt. Ashley Green of detective drama Rogue got naked alongside Thandie Newton and Kira Clavell, earning her a spot at #6.

Game of Thrones is well known for its gritty violence and copious sexual activity, some of which involved Eline Powell and her perfect pair of bared breasts. Arguably the most famous name on Mr. Skin’s 2016 list, Olivia Wilde stepped from her costumes in HBO’s massively ill-advised music industry drama Vinyl, at least giving viewers a strong reason to keep tuning in. The top three places on the list went not to individual actresses but to the shows that host them: HBO’s Westworld remake saw plenty of onscreen flesh from Evan Rachel Wood, Ingrid Bolso Berdal, and Thandie Newton (again); Joe Swanberg’s indie drama Easy delivered more sex than many erotic movies, bringing the bods of Malin Akerman, Kate Micucci, Elizabeth Reaser, Aislin Derbez, and Emily Ratajkowski to the screen. Somewhat predictably topping the list is a show that, had it not featured plenty of nudity and blatant fucking, would have gone unwatched by millions (more). The Girlfriend Experience, based on the Steven Soderbergh movie starring Sasha Grey, served up many salacious moments starring Riley Keough (Elvis’s granddaughter!) and a handful of awesome indie actresses.

For the full rundown on who placed where and why, check out Mr. Skin’s Podcast. And, hey, while you’re there, why not consider a membership to the greatest celebrity skin venture ever embarked upon?

Mr. Skin review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – December 7th, 2016

mrpinksLast week at Mr. Pink’s we took a detour through the Tranny, Lethal Pass, and Teen Girls networks when we should’ve been headed to Japan. This week gets everything back on track as we unveil brand new reviews of JAV HD websites Ferame and AV69, the former all blowjobs and the latter concerning the most beautiful J-porn performers. Also under analysis this week, Denys Defrancesco’s famous DDF Network and the multi-lingual international den of debauchery that is PornDoe Premium. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go flood the DP Star voting pool with ringing endorsements of one Nina North. Laters!