Beatin’ on a Budget! with WTF Pass

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European hardcore networks litter the Internet like drive-through photomats once littered the parking lots of North American strip malls, but how do you discern the worth of one from the other? How do you filter out the untranslated, unintelligible drivel pouring out of many Eastern European states to leave only the highest quality Euro-smut? Why, by heeding the advice of your go-to porn advisor, Mr. Pink, of course! And there’s one particular Euro-hardcore network that’s proven quite popular around the office, a network with some peculiar sexual habits and a giant-cocked Panda: WTF Pass.

Home to eleven sites – College Fuck Parties, Pickup Fuck, Hard Fuck Girls, Porn Weekends, Dolls Porn, Public Sex Adventures, HD Massage Porn, Panda Fuck, The Art Porn, and Meet, Suck & Fuck – WTF Pass may indeed leave the average porn viewer muttering “What the fuuuuck?”, erection-in-hand as they stare at a twelve-person orgy in the middle of a forest, extreme double-penetrations, on-bus blowjobs, and, yes, even sex with a guy in a strap-on-equipped Panda costume. There’s no doubt WTF Pass presents a wide and quite weird variety of hardcore thrills, but is it plentiful enough to warrant your patronage? With close to 2000 scenes online, I dare say it is, but let’s find out for sure.

THE MATH:
WTF Pass usually charges its members $34.95-a-month for access privileges, but with Mr. Pink on the case, and a discount on the cards for readers, this adventurous Europorn network is now more affordable than ever: only $19.95-a-month! Just how does that work out on a scene-by-scene basis? Let’s the the calculator and muster up some numbers! WTF Pass’s eleven networked websites each come out to a cost of just $1.80-a-month each, a bargain by anyone’s standards. The 1865 scenes currently on offer (including both video and photo content) each come to barely more than one cent each, 1.07¢ to be exact. One cent for a 50-minute outdoor six-girl, four-guy orgy, a Panda-blowing teen slut, or tender and romantic ass-fucking on a four-poster bed.

It’s rare to find such a boldly debaucherous Euro network offering such affordable memberships, so be sure to give WTF Pass some serious consideration while the bargain-priced membership is still available. (But be sure to check out our fully detailed WTF Pass website reviews right here at Mr. Pink’s before you do!)

 

Spicy Webcams Heats Up!

Variety, it has often been said, is the spice of life. That same is true, of course, when you limit your view to pornography. Without the occasional double-anal, ten-guy blowbang, or lesbian fisting sessions, porn would be rather dull and repetitive, merely presenting the same sexual situations over and over, only the performers and scenarios changing. Webcam porn, however, is at its very core an adaptable medium allowing both performer and customer the chance to tailor a show to their specific tastes and requirements. And, with plenty of new webcam sites hitting the WiFi-waves every few months, pornographic variety has never been stronger. At Spicy Webcams, it’s also never been quite this hot!

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Spicy Webcams seems determined to overcome its relative inexperience as a new addition to the webcam world, promising its visitors a free membership that allows basic chatting and viewing of cams. In short, the perfect enticement to check out Spicy Webcams for yourself. As I do with most new cam sites that appear, I signed up and took a look through Spicy Webcams’ models and shows, finding a strong mix of nationalities, languages, physical types, and personalities on display. From GrannyInBed to BritneyBootyXO, from StrictUKMistress to KimmyLoves2Play, all models are granted profile pages often filled with saucy photos, personal comments, and even prerecorded cam shows available to all members in good standing.

And, hey, if you wanna feel like the most sexually experience man on Earth, bide your time and choose the right room and you’ll soon find yourself in the company of fellow members eager to confess their virginal inexperience and ineptitude to their chosen cam girl. Conversely, you also get the occasional dickhead saying rude and insulting things to the models just to get a reaction. Ignore your more obnoxious fellows, y’all, and set a good example by treating models with respect and courtesy as you pay them to debase themselves in your honor.

Spicy Webcams Frequent Fucker Program rewards those repeat customers who spend a significant amount on tokens to tip and take private their favorite gals. A bit more information about the rewards program would be very helpful, but Spicy Webcams has basically laid it out as follows: every time you purchase credits (€1 ea.) you’re given bonus miles (approximately one mile per ten credits purchased). When you’ve amassed ten bonus miles you become a Sexy Silver member and receive mild bonuses and discounts. After Silver comes Sexy Gold and finally Sexy Platinum, which earns devoted viewers 200 bonus credits, a 5% credit bonus with every purchase, and Happy Hour webcam shows for only 20¢-per-min.

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With more and more people, porn fans and newly interested adults both, flocking to webcam sites to get their virtual rocks off, Spicy Webcams’ loyalty program could be the clincher that puts it over other new cam sites. Personally, I’m looking forward to coming back in a month or two and seeing what new models have arrived. Those already camming their panties off at Spicy Webcams do represent a range of styles, kinds, and personalities – and there’s certainly plenty of ‘em, more than 800 online at a given time – but once the highly-motivated self-employed entrepreneurial webcammers find their place here, Spicy Webcams will really hit its stride.

The Sextape Situation: Part 1

A few years ago it seemed every female celebrity with any amount of drooling, ogling fans was the rumored subject of a homemade sextape, a pornographic movie shot by the participants who, aside from their noted celebrity, are otherwise everyday folks, not professional adult performers. You and your girlfriend shot some shaky iPhone footage that time on the commuter rail, right? Boom – that’s a sextape (although probably not a very good one). Stick a celebrity in an explicitly sexual situation and you’re looking at guaranteed millions in sales! Just ask Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee (or Brett Michaels) or Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian. Their sex tapes launched endless imitators but also landed them (or their jilted ex-lovers) hefty distribution contracts and the resulting profits. Then came Farrah Abraham…

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The MTV Teen Mom hired James Deen to join her in shooting an allegedly authentic sextape that was soon revealed to be as orchestrated and emotionless and most celebrity ventures. Cue the backlash. Once one of America’s most ridiculed young women made a blatant attempt to cash in on her “private” sex life, sextapes seemed to become passe almost overnight. Abraham’s second sextape, 2014’s Farrah 2: Backdoor and More, was also beaten out at the recent 32nd AVN Awards by, of all people, the queen of MTV has-beens, Tila Tequila. While it’s clear both women produced their “amateur” sextapes for commercial release, not to privately record intimate moments, Abraham’s continued lies about the production, generally condescending and dismissive attitude towards the adult entertainment community, and the fact that Tequila not only included some backdoor action, but also its stars ejaculatory prowess. Undeniably inching closer and closer to actual pornography in the conventional sense, sextapes seem all but dead as a commercial adult, more so over at Vivid.

Then along came GirlsWay and the so-called Sextape Lesbians with another approach, one we’ll examine in full next week.

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Karmen Karma: Deepthroat Champion

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In the waning days of 2014, extreme fellatio site Throated launched a contest that had ten of porn’s most accomplished cock-suckers taking dicks tonsil-deep (and deeper) all in the name of proving their fellatial superiority. Adriana Chechik, Bonnie Rotten, Dana DeArmond, Karmen Karma, Maddy O’Reilly, Riley Reid, Sara Jay, Sarah Vandella, Dahlia Sky and Chanel Preston all lined up to deliver their sloppiest, deepest, and most physically remarkable blowjobs of the year. As is the nature of competition, only one participant can be the victor and this year Throated threw out something of a surprise!

Instead of crowning as the victor a well known open-throated degenerate like ultra-flexible Dana DeArmond or Sarah Vandella (who can wink at the camera with a balls-deep dick tapping her epiglottis) or even everyone’s favorite saliva-and-ejaculate-covered super-whore Bonnie Rotten, Throated’s voting viewers and online team placed the virtual crown upon the head of Karmen Karma. Awarded a $5,000 cash prize for her excellent skills, Ms. Karma immediately took to Twitter to thank her fans, those that voted for her, and, of course, Throated for the opportunity.

(Now that’s how you look after your fans!)

Congratulations to Karmen Karma on nabbing first place, and to Riley Reid and Sarah Vandella in second and third place, respectively. If it were up to me, you’d all be crowned champion deepthroaters and given… I don’t know, a giant sack of gold-plated dicks, I guess.

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Kagney Outs Celebrity Stalker

There are certain male celebrities who’ve apparently used their influence and power to corrupt the innocent and prey on defenseless young women. Bill Cosby’s currently in hot water over a handful of nasty accusations. Woody Allen allegedly preyed upon his own almost-daughter. Even Canadian celebs are getting in on the act, as the recent furore over CBC broadcaster Jian Ghomeshi’s aggressive sexual practices proves. The tides, however, have turned. Using social media to launch a public counter-attack after being harassed and harangued by a popular music figure notorious for committing violent acts against women, Kagney Linn Karter has proven the power of the verbally aggressive retort made public.

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After allegedly being paid upwards of $2,500 by rapper Chris Brown to escort him on a date, Karter refused to consummate what Brown apparently assumed would be consummated (i.e.: she wouldn’t fuck him), which Brown then allegedly responded to with bullying, predatory online notes and comments. He also is said to have sent Karter a photo of his below-the-belt business, presumably in a vain attempt to entice her to fornicate. Class act that she is, Ms. Karter turned not to the police (who’d likely believe the male) nor to Brown’s legal team, but to her Twitter followers to shame her would-be conqueror. She also posted what she claims was a photo of Brown’s penis, causing her Twitter account to be deactivated faster than pornstar thighs during a syphilis outbreak.

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For his part, Brown has, through his representatives, called Karter “mentally unstable” and said her claims are completely fabricated. Brown’s rep also took responsibility for having her Twitter account shuttered “under the claim of harassment and slander.” Still, with choice parting words like these, it seems Kagney Linn Karter is the triumphant one in this little tussle.

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