Happy birthday, USA! Home to the world’s most vibrant porn industry, the United States is also home of your preferred source of pornographic infotainment, Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews! This week at Mr. Pink’s we’re focusing on women who eat ass and men who don’t fuck women. Girls Rimming may be new but it’s already a standout success, loaded as it is with pretty female tongues lapping at some lucky male assholes, all in HD. Badpuppy, on the other hand, is not only not new, but a legendary gay porn original. Can the legend keep up with today’s high-tech hardcore or does it feel like a relic from days gone by? You’ll find out with our full reviews of both Girls Rimming and Badpuppy, but if kicking back and celebrating the holidays with a wide variety of mainstream US-made porn is more your style, scope the blog for a round-up of July 4th discounted porno offers and snag a little something for yourself – that’s the American way!
Every year when July 4th rolls around, citizens and residents of the United States of America don their national colors, throw back a few too many Bud Lites, and proudly boast of their homeland’s global superiority. They also, if history is any indication, beat themselves senseless in a patriotic masturbatory fury. In the past Mr. Pink’s has brought you previews and reviews of July 4th-themed porno, but this year it seems studios are focusing not on star-and-stripe bikinis but on providing viewers with hefty discounts. Here’s a look at the hottest Independence Day porno bargains on offer this year.
Naughty America seems like the most logical place to start. The Virtual Reality leader and devoted chronicler of American taboos is offering would-be subscribers a blowout deal of one full year of Naughty America access for a meager $4.95-a-month. Spizoo is also jumping in on the July 4th bargain barrage, offering 50% off your first month of membership; a $14.95 payment gets you in the door for 30 days of wondrous glam-hardcore viewing. Deviance devotees Kink.com have slashed prices too, allowing sign-ups at $12.95-a-month or $100-a-year, both prices being good for the duration of your stay. Brazzers, the ZZ, this freaky fuckers, have also lowered their yearly price to just $89.99 or $7.50-a-month, another great deal for fans of this infamous porno party.
Seriously lowering the cost of vicarious carnal satisfaction, however, are Evil Angel, Burning Angel, Fame Digital, and Mile High Media, all of which are now offering a three-day trial membership for absolutely free. How’s that for fucking freedom, y’all?
From all of us at Mr. Pink’s, have a great holiday long weekend and, please, try not to seriously maim anyone with fireworks gone awry. Maybe it’d be better to stay inside and keep to yourself… if you know what I mean.
A neat little twofer from Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews this week, folks, and this duo concerns fakery and mainstream notoriety. Fake Hub’s seven coercive, corruptive hardcore sites feature backseat fucks, public pickups, and casting sessions gone sex romps and it’s all delivered in strong HD. PornHub Premium, on the other hand, delves into almost every imaginable porno niche with dozens upon dozens of Premium Channels peddling everything from housewife fucking to San Franciscan Hipsters Gone Wild. Three Channels are so solid they’re being showcased this week on Mr. Pink’s blog so be sure to check them out as thoroughly as your monitor allows then return here next week for more marvels of the pornographic arts!