Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 23rd, 2016

mrpinksHere at Mr. Pink’s, we consider ourselves porno do-gooders, hell bent on ridding adult entertainment of crappy porn. #PornIsEvil shouts Evil Angel, but instead of moaning about its corrupting influence, we simply dove in for brand new reviews of the baseball-bat-wielding Anal Acrobats, Lexington Steele’s giant black member and the ladies that love it, and the intense and aggressive domination porn of husband-wife duo LeWood. How did these wicked, wicked sites fare? Check out the full reviews – as well as a fresh look at Rocco Siffredi’s official Fame Digital site – and be sure to hit our blog for an unmissable discount deal that’ll lube you right up for a nice, easy slide into the glistening orifice of extreme sexual entertainment that is Evil Angel. Tell ’em Mr. Pink sent ya!

Aubrey Star Goes Ultimate for Jules

Ultimate Fuck Toy Aubrey Star

Following previous starlet showcases centered on Alina Li, Abella Anderson, Amia Miley, and a select few others, porno maestro Jules Jordan has unleashed his latest Ultimate Fuck Toy opus and this one’s an instant fucking classic! Aubrey Star, a relatively new porno arrival some may’ve seen expanding her sexual horizons at Colette and X-Art, where she was until recently under exclusive contract, grabbed Jordan’s attention with her obvious enjoyment of her work, as well as her apparent desire to push her own physical and sexual boundaries onscreen.

Having already shot threesome, anal, orgy, and gangbang scenes – including an amazing pair for Tushy: Tennis Student Gets Anal Lesson and My Girlfriend and I Do Anal (with Cassidy Klein) – Jordan’s Ultimate Fuck Toy Aubrey Star sees the slim blonde shoot her “first” interracial scene (with Rico Strong), lets Jules bring in two different fellas, James Deen and Chris Strokes, to join him in filling Aubrey DP-style, then rounds it all out with an anal creampie from the legendary Manuel Ferrara. Oh, and it’s all dripping with lascivious detail in glorious, gobsmacking 4K Ultra High Definition video! Sounds too good to be true, doesn’t it?

Well here’s what’s bringing this particular porno critic some unsettling thoughts: Alina Li, Abella Anderson, and Amia Miley promptly celebrated their Ultimate Fuck Toy releases by either fully or semi-retiring. Will this be the fate of the captivating and extremely promising Aubrey Star, a woman whose career seems not to be reaching its peak but only just getting started.

Then there’s the other, much less significant, quibble: touting the scene with Rico Strong as her “first” interracial scene in questionable. Both X-Art and Colette feature scenes with Aubrey fucking black men, though usually joined by another woman – do these not count or was Jules simply the first to roll tape on Aubrey and a black man, waiting to complete his full-length feature before letting the proverbial pussy out of the bag? However you slice it, anyone into the visual splendor of black-meets-white (especially with someone as porcelain-pale as Ms. Star) now has a tidy handful of interracial interactions to enjoy, the latest of which trumps the rest in 4K resolution! (Cheers, Jules, for the format upgrade!)

Already on retail shelves and slowly making its way to Jules Jordan’s official membership site – scenes with Rico and Manuel are already online – Ultimate Fuck Toy Aubrey Star continues Jordan’s impressive run of nubile newbie showcases. Let’s just hope Aubrey doesn’t jump from her current career like a few of Jordan’s former Ultimate Fuck Toys.

Beating on a Budget with Evil Angel!

Evil Angel

Evil Angel has undergone some pretty significant changes over the past few years. New directors like Bryan Gozling have made their debuts while others like James Deen have left their former distributor behind. Some Evil Angel sub-sites were excised, their content now governed by their directors on their own sites. Lexington Steele joined Evil Angel’s established directors, as did the LeWood duo, Toni Ribas, Mick Blue & Maestro Claudio, and Anikka Albrite. One change, a temporary and quite recent one, to arrive concerns Evil Angel’s pricing and will be great news to anyone skint, broke, cash-poor, or otherwise edging towards destitution but still needing supreme sexual entertainment.

If you’ve got ten bucks, you can join Evil Angel. Not the fully expanded network, mind you, but the main studio site. What’s the difference, you ask? Oh, about 300 DVD titles. And, surprisingly, those extra DVDs and their scenes aren’t on the network site but Evil Angel itself, which, thanks to Mr. Pink’s, can now be enjoyed for just $9.95-a-month. Ex-fucking-cuse – NINE-NINETY-FIVE!?

THE MATH:
Home to some 1200 DVD titles helmed by such directors as Bobbi Starr, Jonni Darkko, Mike Adriano, Nacho Vidal, and Dana Vespoli, digitized DVDs spewing forth an amazing 10,500-and-something individual scenes, the savagely discounted Evil Angel now sells you viewing rights for a single scene at .09¢ a-pop. That’s less than one-tenth of a single cent, you mad-men, what are you waiting for? This deal is simply too good to last, what with subsequent (recurring) months also charged at $9.95 so don’t dilly-dally or you’ll never feel the unbridled satisfaction that only the most decadent porn outfit in the world can deliver – for under ten bucks!