Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 1st, 2015

mrpinksThis week at Mr. Pink’s we saw an even split between the seasoned pros of the adult industry and homegrown hotties just looking for a little attention. The new venture from Dana Vespoli, Twisted Visual proved a compelling (if undercooked) and very promising venue for non-discriminatory porn. James Deen set himself up a little earlier than Ms. Vespoli and now sees his site serving up Deen-starring scenes by the bucket-load, scenes starring professionals and amateur that just wanna straddle James. Amateurs proved themselves just as worthwhile as the pros on the Homemade Porn Pass and Our Home Clips, one of its three sites. For the best of both worlds (and in racy Halloween costumes no less) check out Mr. Pink’s blog post for details on AVN’s inaugural Porn Star Halloween Party coming to Las Vegas in late October. Just be sure to head back to Mr. Pink’s for more reviews of the finest and not-so-finest porn the ‘net has to offer – only at Mr. Pink’s!

Beating on a Budget! with Team Skeet

Team Skeet

Team Skeet may sound like a loosely organized community sports team that dons ski-masks to roam around anonymously ejaculating on unsuspecting women. It’s not, of course, but it does throw its seed around like it’s going out of style. The Team Skeet network is home to 27 exclusive hardcore sites dealing largely with teenage whores and their newly discovered fondness for adventurous sex. From your more basic Team Skeet endeavors (Teen Curves, Teens Do Porn, Teens Love Anal) to more outrageous efforts (Step Siblings, Teens Love Money, Innocent High), this network has courted controversy by casting teen and young adult performers eager to play the part of the not-quite-virginal woman looking for further experience with men, women…. anyone, really. Most sites are still updating on a consistent schedule and Team Skeet’s videos have never looked better than they do now, rendered cleanly and clearly in 1080p frames. Recent additions to the Team Skeet roster also prove exciting with anal adventuress Nicki Huntsman, brand-new redhead Kimberly Brix, bubbly blonde Cali Hayes, and tattooed cutie Vera Drake all stopping by for a rather physically-demanding visit. Usually charging $28.97 for a single month visit, Team Skeet’s current promotion offers one month inside the network for just $14.95 and you, you’d be mad for ignoring this dynamic and very colorful network.

At that incredible price, this already great network suddenly seems to damn good to ignore any longer. If you assume you’ll only spend one month at Team Skeet – at least until you return to take advantage of a multi-month membership discount and be reacquainted with your favorite Skeet gals – the large exclusive archive can be boiled down to the following facts and figures: Teem Skeet’s 27 sites could be construed as costing a mere 55¢ each OR you could count the 2014 original hardcore scenes hosted here priced at 0.74¢ each. Either way, you’re looking at a very affordable way to gift yourself something special, something that’s only improving, and something that, if it were in the same room as you (and had a mouth) would probably blow you itself if it could!

Team Skeet review

Party with Pornstars on Halloween

Whenever Halloween rolls around at the tail-end of October, porn fans’ blood starts pumping a little faster, their mouths start to moisten, and those little hairs on the back of their necks stand to attention and all because Halloween brings not only candy and annoying, intrusive neighborhood brats banging on your door, it also brings pornstars’ costume choices to our impatient attention. Hitting Twitter and Instagram on All Hallow’s Eve usually results in some pretty racy outfits modeled by adult industry pros who put every other saucily-costumed woman to shame. I was happy with this arrangement as it helped me avoid crowds and police yet still marvel at the newly depraved depths Halloween costuming sinks to every year. But now there’s a far more enticing option…

AVN Halloween Porn Star Party

The inaugural AVN Halloween Porn Star Party planned for October 30-31st in Las Vegas aims to combine traditional Sin City revelry with the sultry glamour of Halloween and the unstoppable sexual force provided by more than 30 acclaimed adult performers, over 50 other costumed models, VIP attractions, topless entertainment, contests, and even special “playrooms” accessible only to VIPs. Set to take place at Artisan Hotel Boutique from 10pm to 4am both nights, attendees can expect to party with the likes of Ashley Fires, Joanna Angel, Sara Luvv, Kagney Linn Karter, Karlee Grey, Riley Reid, and everyone’s favorite sensai of fellatio, Dana DeArmond.

As you’d expect, tickets aren’t exactly easy on the wallet, but who’d ever imagine paying anything less than $200 to party with pornstars? Tickets range from your basic party admission package for $200 to a $450 VIP Pass that allows access to Topless Play Rooms and reserved VIP area. The premium package offers much more, though, as it should at $2,000-a-pop! Limited in number, these All Access Passes include two-nights accommodation, open bar, and all the perks of being a regular VIP, just with the irresistible addition of a “Porn Star Cocktail Party” and “dinner with porn star hosts.” Exactly what these entail remains to be seen, but the offer sure is impossible to ignore, vague wording and all.

So, did you have any plans for Halloween or are you only now considering leaving the house to revel with porn’s best and bustiest?

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