Riley the Rapper

Adult Empire recently unleashed a rather surprising video to tantalize audiences as they await the next move from this year’s AVN statue-hoarder, Riley Reid. Why is it surprising? Because it involves Riley Reid, sexual marvel that she is, doing something with her mouth besides sucking, licking, or gulping down male emissions. Unfortunately for any serious fans of hip-hop, though, Riley also appears to be moving into scat!

Rapping rather predictably about her hotness, her money, her fondness for dick, and her internationally recognized sexual skills, Riley lets her flow trickle out for a solid one-minute-and-seventeen-seconds then leaves us to ponder her musical potential. Admittedly not the tightest rhymer – at times Riley sounds like her cheeks are pooling excess saliva and threatening to flood the mic; enunciation ain’t her strong suit – Riley also makes a potential misstep by tossing around the N-word like she’s Annette Schwarz and it’s some guys proverbial salad. Do people still care about white folks dropping N-bombs in their hip-hop attempts or only when they’re not filler words with no intention behind them whatsoever?

According to the armchair critics of Kanye To The, some Kanye West forum I found, Riley’s still got that certain something regardless of whatever any haters might say.

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The reason behind this rather odd little rhythmic tangent for Ms. Reid seems to be the impending release of Jay’s POV: Riley Reid, a 4K point-of-view experience that sees director Jay Rock live out many a viewer’s fantasy: 30 minutes performing and shootinging an intense sex scene with the one and only, the highly acclaimed, the musically unfortunate, the reigning AVN queen of 2016 herself, Riley Reid.

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