More Halloween Happenings

Not long now, fuck fans, and every North American adult website worth a damn will be coloring its homepage black-and-orange, placing glowing pumpkin heads at every entrance, and only admitting those women who’ve come dressed for the occasion, every inner-slut’s favorite over-commercialized holiday, Halloween!

Along with the epic pornstar-attended party planned by AVN and due to open a inter-dimensional gateway to a fiery den of adult industry decadence – more info here – there’s also another big-time Halloween bash from a champion of sexual expression, New York’s Museum of Sex. Teaming with One Year Lease Theater Company for the October 31st event, the Museum will host costume contests, complimentary cocktails, light dining, raffles, live music from NY “indie, gypsy-ish, cabaret-ish, parlor rock” outfit Kotorino, and many more events, activities, tricks, and treats to put attendees in the partying mood. And, as always, there’s a premium VIP package for those that want to elevate themselves above the riff-raff, this time dubbed the ‘Indulge with Dionysus’ package and priced at $125 (alongside $65 and $40 standard VIP and general admission tickets, aka ‘Mingle with the Gods’ and ‘Soar with Aphrodite’). Dionysion acolytes willing to part with $125 for a Halloween party par excellence receive, among other pleasures, burlesque performances, a martini bar, appointed servers, ‘sinful party favors and decadent treats’, as well as the best seats in the house reserved for their asses and their asses alone.

Also getting into the spooky spirit this Halloween is everyone’s favorite proponents of martial infidelity, Kelly and Ryan Madison. Just released from Juicy Entertainment, Whore-ers of Halloween sees Natasha Vega, Casey Calvert, Staci Silverstone, Veruca James, Tysen Rich, and Luna C. Kitsuen all gussied up in sultry costumes and given the chance to milk Mr. Madison of his now infamous multiple loads. Cast as the meat in a Madison sandwich set in an Eyes Wide Shut-inspired Venetian-style occult orgy, Veruca James gets the couple to herself for a scene, as do Misses Kitsuen and Vega while the other starlets make do with Ryan alone, though that’s hardly a consolation prize.

Whore-ers of Halloween

And then there’s the horrific Donna T. Rumpshaker costume for women, unwisely produced by outlandish costumers Yandy, which can now be purchased for $69.95. Yes, seriously, and that’s not including the wig or baseball cap!

Donna T. Rumpshaker

Really, the less said about why anyone would possibly want to purchase such a costume for anything other than a woefully unfunny topical reference the better. Isn’t Yandy a “sexy costume” site? Surely even Trump’s staunchest supporters wouldn’t fuck a female doppelganger of the uncouth real estate mogul, would they?

Truly, truly scary ruminations here, folks, and there’s more to come from Mr. Pink’s as we inch closer and closer to All Hallows’ Eve.

Welcome to Perv City

perv city

What does Mike Adriano know of love? From his recorded output the veteran performer and accomplished director/producer sure seems to love speculums, sloppy blowjobs, sex in the outdoors, leaving his trousers on, fucking women’s assholes, and his distributor, Evil Angel. A handful of Adriano-directed titles seemed recently to disappear from Evil Angel’s online archive, causing fans some concern and leading them to suspect a separation was forthcoming. Not so! Adriano has simply teamed up with, well, actually, according to business information provider Find the Company, Adriano’s latest venture sees him flying solo. Perv City, named in tribute to the San Fernando Valley and its extensive porno history, launched as its own site only a few months ago and its origins were immediately clear. Considering his many roles – director, producer, performer, camera operator, and various post-production duties – and it’s obvious Perv City is Adriano’s┬áconception through and through. His handprints are all over its plump white ass cheek, as it were. Perv City wasn’t always intend to stand alone, though, and those doubting Adriano’s future with Evil Angel will be thrilled to learn that Perv City feature Anal Avenue Sluts is due for release through Evil Angel on October 28th.

Starring the incredibly dynamic A2M duos Bonnie Rotten/Julez Ventura, Gabriela Paltrova/Madelyn Monroe, Jessica Ryan/Cameron Canada, and Kimber Day/Casey Calvert, Anal Avenue Sluts sees the eight rectal risk-takers up the ante with some of the sloppiest fellatio and wettest, wildest anal of Adriano’s long career. Evil Angel domestic sales manager Justin Rich called Perv City’s bold anal-heavy content “just the kind of stuff our customers demand” for its “uncompromising, graphic content with lots of anal flavor.” With Adriano’s cock and sexual tendencies center-screen, how could Perv City be anything else?

The Return of ‘The Real Buttwoman’

Alexis Texas
When Alexis Texas swept the porn-viewing world by storm during the waning days of the first decade of the 21st century, thick-assed white women were where it’s at. Nowadays, nothing much has changed which makes today’s porn world ripe for the return of the blonde big-bootied marvel. Having announced an exclusive directing deal with Elegant Angel back in June of this year, Ms. Texas unleashed her EA debut, Big Booty Tryouts, was released soon after and confirmed that the queen of ass still retains the same rear-ended interests she did before taking a two-year break from shooting. But, really, Big Booty Tryouts was just the first taste of what Texas has lined up.

Appointed Elegant Angel’s official derriere deity back in 2008, Ms. Texas perfectly embodied the title that later went to Kelly Divine and most recently Jada Stevens, shooting her very first anal scene for Alexis Texas is Buttwoman. Not content to let other ass-tastic pornstars steal her spotlight, Elegant Angel has granted the returning star another chance to embody the Buttwoman moniker like nobody else can. The perfect showcase, of course, is The Real Buttwoman Returns, the latest in the series and the first directed by Texas. Joined by Abella Danger, Blair Williams, and enough erect men to create a gangbang (her first), this latest Alexis Texas joint might not be the first movie of her return, but it’s undoubtedly the first one that really matters. Alexis Texas is back, y’all, and she’s still fucking amazing!

The Real Buttwoman Returns is released from Elegant Angel’s vault on October 1st.