International Strap-On Week Celebration!

I’m not one to excessively promote a business unless they’re paying me to do so or it’s one in which I have great faith and belief. San Francisco-based adult emporium Good Vibrations, however, has been doing such great work fostering an open and accepting adult community both in The City™ and around the country. After being prominent supporters (if not founders) of many days and weeks and months devoted to increasing awareness of sexual health now comes another Good Vibrations creation that could well and truly reshuffle your sexual priorities: it’s International Strap-On Week, y’all!

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Rather than detail the various tools and toys one interested in “strapping up” might consider for purchase, a task already performed by a few other adult bloggers, I thought I’d instead turn to some of Mr. Pink’s favorite adult sites in search of the most scorching strap-on scenes seen ’round these parts. Without further ado, as a warm-up for your own strapped adventures, for male and female readers both, here comes some truly great strap-on scenes and movies!

‘His Ass is Mine’ sees Evil Angel’s top directing duo, Francesca Le and Mark Wood, recruiting Owen Grey, Wolf Hudson, and other adventurous men to be strapped and stuffed by the plastic dicks of Abella Danger, the indomitable Aiden Starr, and Ms. Le herself. The couple, known for their anal domination of young starlets, don’t hold back when it comes to aggressively domming male bottoms.

– Aiden Riley has directed most of Evil Angel’s strap-on movies (Girls Will Be Boys, Girl Train, etc) but his crowning achievement thus far in this niche is certainly ‘Strapped Dykes’ a movie co-conceived with Belladonna that sees Arabelle Raphael, Sinn Sage, Jiz Lee, Tori Lux and others tying hefty cocks to their hips and pounding each other senseless in a dark, gritty, and sweaty all-girl movie.

– Meanwhile, back to pegging, Devil’s Film hosts ten amazing volumes of ‘Pegging: A Love Story’ a series centered around guys that want their woman to fuck them anally. Wolf Hudson, Tristan Matthews, and Christian XXX get tenderly filled by Jacky Joy, Ash Hollywood, Sienna West, Mena Mason, and many others before they, in turn, take dick (real dick) deep and hard.

‘The Destruction of Danica Dillon’ see the angelic brunette MILF and recent comeback queen dominated by four horned strap-on-wielding she-demons (Mena Mason, MIssy Martinez, Layla Price, Raven Rockette) who invade her every hole with their giant demon-dicks, sealing Ms. Dillon airtight with their strap-ons.

The celebration continues over at Good Vibrations, where strap-interested parties will find all manner of informative guides, how-to’s, and assorted tidbits of strap-on related information for both men and women, givers and receivers. There’s also even a #StrapWeekSelfie contest!

Peace, love, and strappiness to you all!

The Sadist is Present

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There are porn parodies and then there are porn movies that use existing cultural artifacts to create their own take on a popular subject. Most porn parodies use television or movies or comic books or public sex scandals as the basis of their hardcore, but Intersec Interactive has significantly different tastes than most pornography studios and has therefore opted to tackle a rather unusual subject for one of Top Grl’s challenging femdom sessions: Serbian artist Marina Abramović’s landmark 736-hour-and-30-minute performance piece, The Artist is Present.

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Devised and performed by Abramović for MOMA’s 2010 retrospective of her work, The Artist is Present saw a still and silent Abramović seated before gallery patrons, many of whom were moved to tears by nothing but the artist’s returned gaze. This might seem an odd sort of artwork to influence porn production, but Intersec Interactive is an odd sort of company. One of Kink.com’s few genuine competitors, Intersec has unleashed via Top Grl a scene entitled The Sadist is Present that, although using an unchanging endurance performance piece as its inspiration, thankfully offers a bit more activity than Abramović’s now legendary work.

Mona Wales has taken a seat, naked except for tall heels, when in walks Bonnie Day. Stunned, Bonnie receives her command: Make yourself comfortable. Ordered to strip in front of the embodiment of the perfect female figure, Bonnie follows each subsequent instruction to the letter, whether it’s kneeling in a pile of stiff rice grains, flogging herself with a cat o’ nine tails, and even peeling an onion only to use it as a masturbatory device.

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This is some weird shit, y’all, and it’s highly entertaining even though the rest of the scene takes place not in a gallery space but in a fairly typical bondage rack in some dank basement cum dungeon somewhere. More sadistic physical abuse is on the cards, only it uses the same tropes and tools found in most hardcore BDSM work. Clearly, then, art and porn are becoming increasingly intertwined (as also evidenced by the rise of publicly advertised and accessible erotic art shows and film festivals) but still have some way to go. For all the efforts of Mona Wales, Bonnie Day, and the Top Grl and Intersec teams, they still fall short of the epic commitment required by Abramović. But, hey, it’s a swell start!

Stoya & Kayden Curate Porn Collection

The problem with the current state of the porn industry is, according to acclaimed performer/directors Kayden Kross and Stoya, not always the content itself, but also the delivery, the pricing, the piracy, the web design, the attitutde… fuck, what isn’t wrong with porn today? Under the direction of these two newly anointed legends of lust, however, a vision of porn appears and threatens to demolish the status quo. Introducing Trenchcoatx.

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While the rather unfortunate name Trenchcoatx recalls exhibitionist sexual assault (a flasher’s trenchcoat), the service is far from unwanted. Hell, according to the two porntrepreneurs running the thing, it’s damn well essential. See, Trenchcoatx isn’t your average porn site. Instead of offering a huge smattering of so-so smut for one monthly price, this pay-per-view venture removes the need for a constant stream of mediocre content, instead only offering what they (Stoya & Kayden) consider worthwhile, ensuring that every scene and movie offers the viewers something they can’t find elsewhere. Titles already available include Stoya’s directorial debut, Graphic Depictions (starring “genderqueer hero” Jiz Lee and Lily LaBeau), Wide Open: Misha Cross, and Dana Vespoli’s Fluid and there are more titles on their way. Currently, all available scenes are priced at $3.99 each, a very reasonable price affordable to pretty much everyone. It’s also much cheaper than paying for a full monthly membership to a site that really only offers you three or four solid and suitable episodes each month.

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What appears to be missing from Trenchcoatx (which is admittedly still in beta) is some kind of personal interconnectivity. Stoya, in particular, has utilized Twitter as few other pornstars have, letting her voice and career bleed into articles for Vice, orgasmic poetry readings, and finding herself solidified as porn’s smarter, more business savvy “Sxxxa Gxxy”. Hopefully some kind of (how you say) les medias sociaux will arrive with the non-beta version of Trenchcoatx, something that will allow fellow perverts and porn aficionados to communicate with each other and, presumably, provide Stoya & Kayden what they need to push Trenchcoatx, a wonderful idea with a big challenge ahead, what it needs to not only survive, but thrive in the fickle world of online porn