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Finally, a NSFW World Cup Update!

Here we are over a week into the 2014 FIFA World Cup taking place in Brazil and, although Australia is already out and others are soon to follow, there’s a wealth of heated on-pitch battles ahead as challengers like Germany, Argentina, Italy, USA, and Brazil keep pushing toward victory. The porn world started World Cup season off well with #TeamBJ’s renewed promise of providing motivation to fans and players alike, and Rocco Siffredi’s show of sacrificial devotion for his beloved Italian team proving that porn was far from unaffected by the world game’s most intense competition. Actual hardcore scenes celebrating the World Cup were initially harder to come by, but not this week!

Denys Defrancesco of DDF fame must be a football fan: his DDF Network is not only pumping out World Cup-themed practice and posing scenes starring Hungarian beauties Zafira, Kiara Lord, Brandy Smile, and Athina betray their homeland and paint their bodies in the colors of Brazil, the Netherlands, Spain, and Croatia, respectively.

Meanwhile, former Bang Bros monster-on-call Ramon has bounced back from his 2011 arrest on animal cruelty charges to fuck transexuals over at Trans500! Ramon gives his giant wang to dick-equipped ladies Corolina and Selena as a reward for kicking their Colombian asses in a little two-on-one soccer shootout.

World Cup Teens is a feature DVD release from Cub Sweethearts that stars nine inspiring young European pornstars fuck on the pitch, as well as in the locker room, showers, and gyms athletes already spend so much time sweating in. But it’s Digital Playground that will likely have the firmest hold on your attention (and possibly your wallet) with the not-so-charmingly titled World Cup Bitches. Starring Christie Stevens, Capri Cavanni, Abigail Mac, Anissa Kate, Harley Dean and others representing some of the Cup’s stiffest competitors, World Cup Bitches sees the ladies of Team Blonde and Team Brunette working out in skimpy outfits, bouncing balls off each others asses, and setting aside their national allegiances for an all-inclusive, all-female shower-room orgy that will undoubtedly pop into your mind whenever someone mentions the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil.

Adriano’s Third Anal Overdose

How do you find joy in life once you’ve tasted the most addictive substance for your particular personality? How do you, say, go see a new Spider-Man movie without instantly becoming distracted by sick, demanding thoughts reminding you of past pleasures and the possibility of a more pleasant future? How does Mike Adriano, for example, still get it up for a touch of the rear-passage kind after already publicly overdosing on anal sex on two separate occasions?

Instead of addressing his addictions and attempting to lead some semblance of a normal (read: boring-as-fuck) life, possibly with a large family and a picket fence and a Tahoe parked in the drive, Adriano has simply put his head down and pushed himself into productions more demanding than anything seen during his first two overdoses. (Yes, that includes Anal Overdose #1’s three-headed, three-assed Francesca Lé/DIana Prince/Nicki Hunter wonderbeast!) Readied for a June 3 release from Evil Angel, Anal Overdose #3 brings an astonishing cast of eager anal sluts: busty blonde American Kagney Linn Karter, Italy’s latest and greatest erotic export Valentina Nappi, Latina harlot Aleksa Nicole, effervescent blonde Christie Stevens, and a dynamite trio lined up for a rim-happy, ass-plundering, rectal-gaping BGGGA (that’s boy-girl-girl-girl-anal) extravaganza that Adriano will certainly struggle to best anytime soon. That trio: Cameron Canada, Bailey Blue, and Mischa Brooks.

(One thing worth noting – and hopefully something that’ll be amended before manufacturing begins – is that Adriano must’ve taken a tumble and bumped his noggin’ during shooting, an injury that left him unable to properly associate names with their correct faces (and rectums), as the above mislabeled pic of (L-to-R) Mss. Canada, Blue, and Brooks shows. Poor Mike Adriano. Perhaps he’s finally hit rock bottom.)

Braun 4 Condoms

Porn’s most acclaimed working director and the recipient of four AVN Awards for Director of the Year, Axel Braun, has followed his October 2013 decision to restrict his hired performers to those over the age of 21 with another major change to his blossoming Axel Braun Productions empire, namely the use of condoms and stricter STD testing.

Braun outlined his reasons for taking Wicked Pictures’ condom-only policy to his own studio to AVN: “The recent series of HIV outbreaks is a clear indication that something needs to be done in order to protect our talent pool and prevent this from happening again,” he said. Placing the safety of performers and his own integrity above his bottom line, Braun says the current system of STD/HIV testing is inadequate and needs adjustments such as his, saying “I have finally come to believe that our system is broken, and I’m simply trying to do what I can to fix it on my end.”

Another measure Braun is implementing to keep his sets as safe as possible focuses on the STD/HIV tests themselves. Current industry standards limit performers from working when they’re unable to produce a clean bill of sexual health less than 14 days old. Braun’s self-set standards will only accept tests no older than seven days, and if a performer cannot produce one Braun says he’ll pay for it himself. “It wouldn’t be fair for me to advocate performer safety and then ignore the most obviously effective STD/HIV barrier, or place the burden of additional costs on the very people I’m trying to protect.”

Axel Braun, you just may be someone’s hero today.

Burning Angel’s Pale Girls

Sitting in the back of the bus on a school trip during the most sexually interested (and therefore frustrated) years of high school, a female classmate asked me what I found attractive in or on a woman. Not wanting to offend present company, I hesitated. Pressing me for an answer (and lest I be declared unwaveringly homosexual), I started rattling off a list of things about the opposite sex that appealed to me. “Wit, intelligence, brown eyes, pale skin…” I was immediately interrupted and declared a roaring racist simply because I expressed a fondness for women with a ghostly pallor. Had my classmate let me finish, she would’ve learned that, not only was I not a white supremacist, I was basically down to fuck as many wildly different women as possible, her (a freckled Episcopalian redhead) included. Leave it to counter-cultural porno icon Joanna Angel to avenge what I saw as the grossest misidentification of a supposed racist than Elvis Costello’s drunken barroom insult of Ray Charles.

Burning Angel’s latest full-length hardcore endeavor, entitled Pale Girls, stars five melanin-deficient alt.pornstars and five of the most solid male performers in the business in scenes of wild, aggressive release. While the men (Mick Blue, Mr. Pete, Tomrry Pistol, Erik Everhard, Mark Wood) remain largely tattoo- and piercing-free, the ladies – Severin Graves, Madison Moon, Mabel, Draven Starr, and newcomer Vera Drake – not only bare their smooth, milky-white skin but prove it to be the perfect canvas for the dark, even disturbing tattoos for which the Burning Angel girls have become known.

The Joanna Angel-directed Pale Girls has yet to be given a street date, but all performers are featured on the Burning Angel website in scenes that may or may not make the final DVD cut (which also includes a BTS video, photo galleries, and trailers).

Burning Angel: fightin’ for (really white) whiteys since ’02.