Brazzers Coups See Major Debuts

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Arguably the most prominent and influential of all online adult entertainment networks, Brazzers has over the past ten years ascended to near-household name status, becoming the benchmark by which all popular conception of hardcore pornography is set. Early on in Brazzers’ reign, some exec decided that the single most irresistible pornographic event to a home viewer was a scene in which an established star did something she’d never done on-camera before. As a result, Brazzers has netted an astounding number of anal, DP, boy/girl and gangbang debuts, enough to put any other network to shame. As part of Mr. Pink’s continuing coverage of Brazzers’ 10th anniversary, here’s a rundown of who did what for the very first time under the Brazzers marquee.

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The anal debut has become porn’s hottest commodities and, thanks to Brazzers, you can see the rear passages of the following 29 stars pried open and plundered for the very first time: Mia Malkova, Madison Ivy, Jenni Lee, Ryder Skye, Kiara Mia, Rio Lee, Emma Butt, Alex Chance, Kelsi Monroe, Britney Shannon, Leya Falcon, Tasha Reign, Alexis Monroe, Madison Rose, Jessica Nyx, Britney Andrews, Paige Turnah, Aleksa Nicole, Sophia Lomeli, Candy Manson, Alanah Rae, Ava Addams, Sadie Swede, Ariella Ferrera, Madison Scott, Krissy Lynn, Mason Moore, Rachel RoXXX.

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After anal debuts, it’s a formerly girl-girl-only performer’s first on-screen romp with a penis that gets the most attention, and Brazzers is home to a dozen such scenes starring Akira Lane, Nina Elle, Aaliyah Love, Summer Brielle, Lexi Lowe, Cherie Deville, Ashley Graham, Aryana Augustine, Karlie Montana, Samm Rosee, Hanna Hilton (the most hardcore Kate Upton lookalike alive today), and, most recently, the woman touted as “The Next Jenna Jameson,” Kayla Kayden.

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Another altogether dirtier dozen women made far more adventurous debuts on Brazzers sites, saddling up for their very first double-penetration and gangbang scenes. Taking on two (sometimes) three dudes at a time, the DP Debut crew includes Christy Mack, Britney Amber, India Summer, Ava Addams, Veronica Avluv, Ariella Ferrera, Brandy Aniston, Rachel RoXXX, and Angelina Valentine while Brazzers threw every available stiff dick at Diamond Foxxx, Nikki Sexx, and, perhaps the most outlandish and adventurous woman Brazzers has ever seen, Veronica Avluv, putting them through the proverbial wringer in intense four and five-on-one encounters.

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Not wishing to name any less-than-stiff competitors to Brazzers’ celebrated catalog of porno debuts, I’ll simply leave you with the above list of names and links with which to view every cavity-streching, ass-expanding, teeth-gritting moment of these performers’ ascent to superstardom. (But, seriously, come on Naughty America, lift your game!)

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Appearing first as Lacy Spice in a Playboy pictorial and masturbating at Twistys before adopting the much pornier moniker Kayla Kayden and entertaining fans live via MyFreeCams, there’s a blonde Italian-American tearing up the hetero porn world of late and earning comparisons to the legendary Jenna Jameson. And, naturally for any big-breasted blonde with boundless enthusiasm for large dick, Kayla has made her B/G debut under the direction of the masters of bimbo-styled pornstar worship, Brazzers. More specifically, she steams up the screen at the (in this case) extremely appropriately titled Baby Got Boobs!

Kayla Kayden

Brazzers‘ newly adopted use of 60fps slow-motion footage might not be the best way to showcase such immoveable artificial boobage, making them look a little like cement orbs attached to a waving flag, but Kayla otherwise looks a treat, swanning around under the hot Californian sun and slathering her 32DD-25-34 frame with one of those unlabeled, possibly homemade bottles of lube before inviting Kieran Lee to apply his handiwork. Soaking up the rays poolside, the pair make the most of the opportunity – Kayla seems especially enthusiastic and is very vocal about it – and end with one of those half-in, half-out creampies that leave a very visible mess. Good thing the pool (which the housesitting Mr. Lee was instructed not to use) is warm and inviting and perfect for a swift cleanup.

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Unlike those pornstars who’ve pledged themselves to Brazzers via long-term exclusive performance contracts, Kayla Kayden is keeping her options open and enjoying her newly hetero couplings, having already shot for Brazzers’ Big Tits at School with Jessy Jones, a Digital Playground Raw Cuts video with Ramon Nomar, and taking on Danny D for another as-yet-unnamed Brazzers site. Clearly, this stacked, sweet-voiced blonde is heading for porno superstardom, so why not get in on the ground floor and enjoy every moment of Kayla Kayden’s rise to the top?

Madison Ivy’s Epic Anal Adventure

About a year ago, give or take five or six weeks, Brazzers announced its first ever woman to an exclusive performance contract. The name scribbled on the dotted line? Madison Ivy. A one-year contract that is apparently set to expire in mere weeks, Madison’s deal with Brazzers was to include her very first anal scene, allegedly “coming very soon.” Well, one year and a gaggle of impatient and outraged fans later, Brazzers has finally set a date for the arrival of said onscreen-anal-virginity-ditching: today!

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With the highly anticipated anal debut of Madison Ivy now available for viewing, perhaps we should take a look at the reasons for the many months of delay behind this extremely highly anticipated online porn event. (The preview already has over 50,000 views!)

– As Madison notes in the announcement video below, Madison Ivy not only wrote the script for her Brazzers anal debut, she also designed the costumes and selected the talent, asking Mick Blue to do the honors on her “300-meets-Spartacus-meets-Eyes Wide Shut” set.

– A pornstar’s skin tone is very important and Madison had to deepen hers (with the help of artificial tanning techniques) from “moderate orange” (#cc9966) to “darkened moderate orange” (#996633). That takes time!

– Although totally swamped with her 2013/2014 Brazzers workload of five scenes, Madison managed to parlay her “exclusive” contract into work for other Mind Geek-owned sites and studios, shooting two Digital Playground features (Erotico 2, No Way Out) and lending her considerable talents to Twistys for a hardcore session, two masturbation scenes and one saucy girl-girl encounter.

– Ever tried to get as devoted a pothead as Ms. Ivy to get off her Spongebob-lovin’ ass and open it, as promised, for her fans? Neither have I, but I guarantee it ain’t easy and not because pot robs you of your motivation, but because it gives you a plethora of fantastic (and fantastical) reasons to keep your week-long Spongebob marathon going.

– She lives with Heather Starlet; I wouldn’t leave the house either.

Check out Madison Ivy’s first anal video sample below and witness the fantastical pornographic marvel she has created as a reward for her more patient, devoted fans. There’s enough gaudy jewelry, loin cloths, and bedazzled nail art (or are they claws?) to pawn for Detroit’s revitalization. Hell, there’s even a giant snake getting in on the action!

Beatin’ on a Budget!: with Brazzers

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As all of us at Mr. Pink’s settle down and steady ourselves for what promises to be quite an enjoyable week reviewing more sites from two great adult networks, it comes time to share with you, dear reader, a choice nugget of information that could have you saving money and enjoying the web’s best porn as easily as you’d order a pizza. Now celebrating its 10th anniversary and a bunch of brand-new features to aid your browsing of its 32 exclusive websites, Brazzers, the most colorfully creative hardcore porn network known to man. Although lingering behind Naughty America’s now-4K HD videos, Brazzers still produces some fine lookin’ smut at 720p and 1080p resolutions both. And with legendary sites like Teens Like it Big, Mommy Got Boobs, Big Wet Butts, Dirty Masseur, Doctor Adventures, and ZZ Series (which recently showcased Brazzers’ feature productions The Whore of Wall St. and One Night in the Valley) pumping out some truly fierce porn starring every mainstream (and newcomer) pornstar with any sense, Brazzers is arguably the biggest name and strongest brand in online porn. And now you can enjoy it all month long for a measly $19.95.

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THE MATH:
Brazzers provides its members with 32 exclusive websites loaded with 5,785 scenes starring some 1,450 women, Breaking these figures down to a per-item cost sees how worthwhile this current $19.95 Brazzers deal really is. While $19.95 only saves you $5-a-month on paper, in porn it seems like a fantastic bargain, netting you a single one of ZZ’s irreverent and adventurous HD hardcore episodes for .0034¢! You could also view your cost as paying 62¢ for each Brazzers site, a bargain by anyone’s definition and one well worth heading on over to Brazzers to celebrate. After all, it is their birthday, but it looks like you’re getting the gifts.

Nikki Benz for Toronto Mayor

The beautiful, stately city of Toronto hasn’t exactly been getting great press of late, but the reasons are largely the responsibility of mayor Rob Ford. After numerous controversies plagued the early days of his term, and as the result of a Toronto Police Service gang investigation, Ford was documented in multiple videos to be a roaring alcoholic prone to “drunken stupors” in which he has ingested, among other intoxicants, crack cocaine. Some mayoral powers were taken from Ford and granted to his deputy, but with Canadian law preventing his removal from office, Ford intended to not only ride out his remaining days as leader of Toronto City Council but to run for reelection in October ’14. He’s up against some pretty stiff competition, though, in the shapely form of Ms. Nikki Benz.

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– “Torontonians need someone who understands, who exudes transparency, someone whose positions are easily read by their actions.” – Nikki Benz

Heavily loaded with double entendre and emblazoned with the Brazzers logo, Benz’s first bout of campaigning for the office of Mayor of Toronto details what she considers the most important issues facing residents of Toronto today. Transit is of paramount importance, she says, with her fellow Torontonians deserving “a smooth and easy ride encouraging [them] to get on and off as pleased,” a ride outfitted with vibrating seats (for the ladies) and self-cleaning sex toys (for the gents) for an enjoyable commute. Unlike her incumbent opponent Ford, Benz fully supports Toronto’s Gay Pride parade, and sees it as a great way to let everyone know that her city is an open-minded one that promotes equality year-round. (The video then shows Benz sucking face with Kristen Price, driving her LGBT support home.) National Masturbation Day is another topic of concern for Benz, one which she wants to be the basis for a city-wide holiday to focus on self-pleasure. “Orgasms make for happy, healthy people, not like other vices,” she told her constituents, oh-so-thinly-veiling an insult to His (drug-addled) Worship Mr. Ford. Check out Benz’s campaign video in full:

With Brazzers clearly behind the allegedly authentic campaign, it’s a bit hard to take Benz’s run totally seriously. But, hey, if she’s made believers out of TMZ, who am I to question the validity of Ms. Benz’s efforts. Who knows, perhaps soon her fellow Torontonians will accept that a pornstar running on a corporate-sponsored platform of tolerance, progress, and pleasure might just be a better fit for the city’s highest office than a compulsively dishonest drug-addicted alcoholic prone to impossibly bad decisions on and off the clock… but probably not. She’ll certainly try hard to convince them, though: “Torontonians, don’t you worry. I’m coming home and Nikki is going to make everything feel so much better!”