Brazzers | Mr. Pink's Blog

Another Very Brazzers Christmas

Looking back a few years, Naughty America was easily the most Christmas-obsessed porn studio around, releasing as it did in 2013 a four-part Naughty Office epic that saw Madison Ivy, Brandi Love, Lexi Belle, and Veronica Avluv tear Bill Bailey apart in no short order. Recently, though, it seems NA has given Christmas the shaft, now offering fans a single holiday scene, maybe two if they’re lucky.

Brazzers, for its part, has made huge improvements over its 2013 seasonal effort – see this Pink’s post for details – and now delivers holiday horniess in a consistently intense and impressive fashion. This year is, of course, no exception. Inviting some of the most popular pornstars of today to don Santa hats and suck dick for the ZZ’s HD cameras, this year’s round of seasonal smut is delivered in four doses timed to ramp up your pre-Christmas excitement and have you aching to unwrap ZZ’s final Christmas episode on the morning of the 25th. First up, the bountiful Ava Addams put on her most Xmas-y lingerie and took to Mommy Got Boobs to wrap her immense bust around the cock of her daughter’s new boyfriend, Tyler Nixon, coaxing from his pecker a huge load of pre-dinner desert.

Those following the unrepentantly filthy Tory Lane may know she ran into a bit of trouble at LAX earlier this year and appeared to take a brief sabbatical from shooting porn as a result. If Brazzers’ latest Big Tits at Work scene is her comeback, it’s a typically Tory-style one. A bitchy boss cavalierly spending her employees’ holiday bonuses then offering her body (every single orifice) as a substitute payment, Tory is well and truly thrashed from desktop to DP by Ramon Nomar, Rico Strong, and Tommy Gunn.

Something many men no doubt wish they were receiving this gift-giving season, a Real Wife Story involving the perfect bride, is something Santa tosses twice to Levi Cash, planting under his tree a pair of Christmas miracles named Peta Jensen and Nicole Aniston. Sharing their bodies beneath the lights and tinsel, these two, also wearing Santa hats for added effect, put on a great show.

Arriving on Christmas Day and starring two of the most enticing young big-assed pornstars around, Santa’s Anal Elves sees ol’ Saint Mick Blue slide his meat-sleigh between their butt cheeks of both Jenna Ivory and Keisha Grey. Pulling Santa away from his demanding work for a moment of relaxation and excitation, Misses Ivory and Grey easily make one of the most appetizing holiday treats Brazzers has bestowed upon its members and fans in recent years. There’s no question about it: when it comes to holiday porn, Brazzers reigns supreme.

This slideshow requires JavaScript.

Thanksgiving Porn Past & Present

This year we’re offering a slightly different round-up of holiday porn at Mr. Pink’s. With Thanksgiving just days away and the chaos of Black Friday-though-the-Friday-after sales events eating up your energy before NYE is even a blip at the month’s end, you’d best prepare for all eventualities by stocking up on top-notch, Pink-approved Thanksgiving pornography! Usually we’d lay out the best the current Thanksgiving season has to offer but this year I’m going to share with you three current Thanksgiving scenes due to knock my/our/your socks off while digging into the sources sites for a holiday romp from years past, one worth cementing in your memory. As for the Thanksgiving-celebrating sites themselves, it’s the usual suspects with Reality Kings, Naughty America, and Brazzers providing the bulk of the seasonal entertainment.

Reality Kings taboo endeavor Moms Bang Teens jumped on their Thanksgiving porn responsibilities early last week adding a double-dose of holiday carnality with fresh-faced Sydney Cole and returning uber-MILF Cory Chase, both of whom ditch the dining table to feast on Cody Lewis and not those super-fattening candied yams. Back in 2011 around this time, RK site Money Talks saw Havoc picking up girls on the streets and eventually enjoying a costumed two-cock stuffing session with a turkey-headed girl (Anikka Albrite, is that you?) taking on both a Pilgrim and some kind of deerskin-clad Native American character. It’s a weird and wonderful scene as only Money Talks can produce.

This year on the Naughty America network, Cassidy Klein and Veronica Vain hit My Dad’s Hot Girlfriend like a wandering wild turkey hits the grill of a speeding Mack truck, jumping on Johnny Castle’s cock and working him to perfection. This mighty pair goes live on Thursday, Thanksgiving day. While over at the US-of-NA, you might also want to dig back to My Friend’s Hot Mom circa late-November 2013 to see Ava Addams and Romi Rain and a very lucky Johnny Castle in a scorching three-way Thanksgiving party.

The always reliably nutty Brazzers has turned to Ashley Fires and JoJo Kiss to celebrate Thanksgiving, inviting them over to Pornstars Like it Big for a bizarre family dinner that sees Levi Cash and wife Ashley’s meal ruined by his ex step-daughter JoJo, now intent on forcing her way between him and his wife, who clearly doesn’t mind a bit. In the long history of holiday Brazzers episodes, few stand out as more daring than Pornstars Like it Big’s 2010 Thanksgiving effort. Three scantily-clad Native babes (Breanne Benson, Phoenix Marie, and Alanah Rae) celebrate a newly signed peace treaty (yeah, right) with Pilgrim pussy hounds Johnny Sins and Scott Nails by fucking all over a picnic table and getting cum on their hand-crafted artisan feather headdresses. (Hey, if you’re after politically and historically incorrect porno reenactments of scenes from US history, Brazzers is the network for you!)

Brazzers Thanksgiving porn scenes

Enjoy yourselves and each other this holiday and, whether you’re a devoted Turkey-phile or defiant supporter of Native American sovereignty, keep it sexy with these Pink’s holiday porn picks.

Brazzers’ Supreme Halloween Treats

At this time every year, we in the porn world enjoy a brief deviation from the styles usually employed on-set and on-screen. With Halloween just around the corner, pornstars are no longer turning up to shoots in yoga pants and bralettes, instead hitting Spencer’s Gifts in search of the scariest (or is that sluttiest?) costume around to dazzle porn viewers with a Halloween fantasy they won’t soon forget. Some sites and networks jump on the Halloween train pretty damn early while others wait until the evening of the October 31st. Brazzers, one of porn’s more legendary production outfits, falls somewhere in between, leading into Halloween week with a tantalizing minor terror and lining up a lot more sexual insanity before All Hallows’ Eve finally shines its full moon down on our mortal souls.

One week before the ghouls (and girls) come out to play, Teens Like it Big saw sultry blonde Staci Carr star in the first chapter of multi-part Halloween special, It Swallows. Johnny Sinns’ various booty calls are unavailable and his last conquest has mysteriously died, only now her spirit straddles his boner like a succubus after three Vodka-Red-Bulls. Shot in a dark, anxious atmosphere with filtered moonlight pouring in through the windows, Carr drains Mr. Sinns with otherworldly skill. It Swallows: Part Two is due to hit Teens Like it Big the day before Halloween and this time will see Piper Perri searching for former lover Johnny Sinns who died under curious circumstances and left her alone and horny. Oh, but what will the midnight breeze blow in through Ms. Perri’s window but the stiff-dicked soul of her dearly departed? Carrying over the gorgeous ‘midnight’ photography from part one, the inclusion of this particular petite blonde should make for some steamy inter-dimensional smut.

Not one to simply dabble in a theme or style, Brazzers again takes Halloween further than any other porn sites, lining up another pair of dynamic horror-tinged fuckfests before the Trick Or Treaters beat down your door. This time the featured performers (or should I say victims?) are “Wall Street Porn Star” Veronica Vain and hot new fan-favorite Katrina Jade and each is given a concept worth every pixel of its 1080p HD videos. Ms. Vain is bored at Real Wife Stories as she waits for her husband to get dressed for a party. Slumped on the sofa, hubby stays downstairs while his wife lays down and dreams of a lover, who appears in the form of a classically-styled vampire (Johnny Castle) and promptly takes her to a whole new level of fluid exchange in Fucking With A Vampire. Katrina Jade’s Pornstars Like it Big scene carries the tittle ‘Midnight Titty Madness’ and sees the tattooed brunette channeling Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and putting her ‘two big pumpkins’ to work keeping horrifically costumed psycho-cocks Bill Bailey and Jesse Jones hard and thirsty and eager for fun.

Whatever you do on Halloween, it’s not likely to be as fun and nowhere near as wild as the scarily sexy treats Brazzers has in store for you.

Keiran Lee’s Million-Dollar Milestone

The US adult entertainment industry has always welcomed foreign talents whether proudly Italian like Rocco Sifreddi or indeterminately Asian like Alina Li. Viewers were shocked, however, when the what is arguably the world’s most popular and prominent adult vendor, Brazzers, put almost its entire operations behind the penis and sexual performance of one man, the man with the million-dollar dick, Keiran Lee. “Who is this curiously-accented cocksman, where did he come from, and why is he taking over Brazzers’ dick duties?” That was 2008. Now, a lot has changed and Mr. Lee is not only one of the most respected male performers in the business, he’s proving quite the superhuman addition to the Brazzers family. After signing an exclusive contract with the company around 2008 then sticking around to develop his directing skills, Lee has gone from fledgling stud to one of the most admired on-screen men in porn. Brazzers must be happy with the man’s work, too, since the studio has just celebrated his contribution with a 1000th scene gala event that sees Lee plow Nina Elle, Chanel Preston, and Jasmine Jae, who also regale audiences with anecdotes from their previous encounters with the the milestone man.

After Nina tells of a Keiran-broken fingernail that caused sudden blood gushes, Jasmine clues us into the man’s distaste for cotton balls and navel play, and Chanel admits she was “a cunt” when they first met but soon warmed to the ever-reliable stud, who she claims can perform more than capably under the most absurd conditions (110° heat, against a cactus, on a motorcycle etc), we tour through the cavalcade of characters Keiran’s played over the years before he steps onto set and meets his trio of favorite females. The ladies, in turn, have a surprise for him and bring out a string of eight open-mouthed ladies (Tiffany Doll, Dava Foxx, Mia Austin and some deft-tongued babes), some veterans and some newcomers, to all slobber on our boy’s head and show their appreciation for his solid work. And you, you can show your appreciation too – you know how.

Brazzers celebrates the 1000th scene of the studio’s top performer/director (with Nina Elle, Chanel Preston, Jasmine Jae) at Brazzers Extra. Mr. Keiran Lee of Derby, England, husband of Kristin Price and owner of the world’s most highly valued penis: This is Your ZZ Life!