Beating on a Budget with Puffy Network!

puffy network

We’ve seen all kinds of pornography cross our desks here at Mr. Pink’s, from the most tepid and tedious “couples” porn to trans-women gorging themselves on ejaculating massive dildos, but there’s only ever been one site that we’re aware of that dealt in the curious genre of pussy classification: Wet and Puffy. And, while watersports have seen a new acceptance since the kink revolution occurred a few years back, there’s been precious few sites dealing with urination as (ahem) cleanly and vividly as Wet and Pissy. Variety is also important, especially if you’re not a big pissing or pussy-spreading fan, which is why the Puffy Network rounds itself out with a blowjob site, Eurobabe Facials, and a more general hardcore effort complete with facial/oral climaxes as standard, We Like to Suck. This is starting to sound like a fairly tasty package, wouldn’t you say? And, at Mr. Pink’s nice price of just $19.95-a-month.

THE MATH:
None of Puffy Network’s sites are huge, not exactly, but when bundled together they form quite an impressive collection. The largest site, Wet and Puffy, holds nearly 700 scenes while the smallest, Eurobabe Facials, holds just 44. All four sites’ archives combine to bring you 1196 scenes in total which, at $19.95 for your membership, rings up to just 1.67¢-per-scene or fifteen scenes for a quarter!

Wander on over to check out our recent reviews of Wet and Puffy, Wet and Pissy, Eurobabe Facials, We Like to Suck, and the whole dang Puffy Network to find out if it’ll be a good fit for your fucking entertainment and indulge, baby, indulge at a price that won’t last long.

Beating on a Budget with Evil Angel!

Evil Angel

Evil Angel has undergone some pretty significant changes over the past few years. New directors like Bryan Gozling have made their debuts while others like James Deen have left their former distributor behind. Some Evil Angel sub-sites were excised, their content now governed by their directors on their own sites. Lexington Steele joined Evil Angel’s established directors, as did the LeWood duo, Toni Ribas, Mick Blue & Maestro Claudio, and Anikka Albrite. One change, a temporary and quite recent one, to arrive concerns Evil Angel’s pricing and will be great news to anyone skint, broke, cash-poor, or otherwise edging towards destitution but still needing supreme sexual entertainment.

If you’ve got ten bucks, you can join Evil Angel. Not the fully expanded network, mind you, but the main studio site. What’s the difference, you ask? Oh, about 300 DVD titles. And, surprisingly, those extra DVDs and their scenes aren’t on the network site but Evil Angel itself, which, thanks to Mr. Pink’s, can now be enjoyed for just $9.95-a-month. Ex-fucking-cuse – NINE-NINETY-FIVE!?

THE MATH:
Home to some 1200 DVD titles helmed by such directors as Bobbi Starr, Jonni Darkko, Mike Adriano, Nacho Vidal, and Dana Vespoli, digitized DVDs spewing forth an amazing 10,500-and-something individual scenes, the savagely discounted Evil Angel now sells you viewing rights for a single scene at .09¢ a-pop. That’s less than one-tenth of a single cent, you mad-men, what are you waiting for? This deal is simply too good to last, what with subsequent (recurring) months also charged at $9.95 so don’t dilly-dally or you’ll never feel the unbridled satisfaction that only the most decadent porn outfit in the world can deliver – for under ten bucks!

Beating on a Budget with Plumper Pass!

Plumper Pass

The recent wave of discussion about body acceptance, self-love, and the fat-shaming phenomenon has led to one outcome that’s a lot more entertaining and interesting than so many Tumblr and Twitter-based body-positivity campaigns and campaigners: there’s a lot more high-quality BBW porn around lately! One of the more notable BBW sites currently experiencing an upswing in attention is Plumper Pass. Once a six-site network, now operating as one smashing super-site, Plumper Pass is sporting a fresh design and a slate of new models that put the “umph” in “pornographic triumph” and bring their amply proportioned physiques to your small screen in crystal-clear 1080p HD videos and 2000px image galleries. What’s more, Plumper Pass, like its models, is overflowing with appetizing treats, just this Monday past adding its 2,157th scene. Unlike many sites content to do as little as possible to part you from your money, Plumper Pass aims to make sure its members are well fed and kept happy. Behind-the-scenes videos accompany most of the masturbation, girl-on-girl, or straight hardcore scenes added in the past few years. Go back further into Plumper Pass’s archive and quality may be lower but, with the authenticity ramped up with semi-amateur women, there’s still plenty of sexy plumper-pounding action to be had.

Those BBW admirers that equally enjoy watching their favorite beauty swan around and gradually undress as they do her test her dick-sucking skills and cowgirl stamina will really appreciate all the behind-the-scenes material, much of it giving valuable insight into the models’ personalities, working demeanor, and sexual interests and experiences. Factoring those videos into the following dollar-based breakdown keep their contribution in mind. So, just how good a deal is Mr. Pink’s brand spanking new $19.95-a-month Plumper Pass discount deal?

THE MATH:
Plumper Pass currently holds 2,157 mainline scenes along with about 150 BTS videos for a total video count of 2,307. With membership now down to $19.95-a-month from the usual twenty-five bucks, each of the scorching hot BBW-starring softcore and hardcore delights held within Plumper Pass’s sexy and secure walls costs less than a single cent each, 0.86¢ to be reasonably precise.

Find me another BBW site of this caliber that so affordably delivers “the goods” and, hell, I’ll review and blog about that one too! Until then, it looks like it’s Plumper Pass all the way.