Beating on a Budget! with Club Seventeen

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Club Seventeen, a very adult site featuring very adult (but young) women in all kinds of erotic situations and states. Why Club Seventeen carries such a controversy-baiting name is beyond me, but having reviewed the site a few times, your ol’ pal Mr. Pink is in the perfect position to recommend such a site. And recommend I do, though not only because of Club Seventeen’s miraculously sexy babes or the salacious self-pleasuring they get up to on this exclusive site. Club Seventeen also offers discount so huge it’s usually reserved for the Black Friday stampedes. One month at Club Seventeen would usually set you back €27.95 but can now be had for a meagre €9.95. And, since we’re not based in Europe, I’ll do you the courtesy of converting currency to something more local… how does USD $11-a-month sound?

THE MATH:
Discounted by 65% exclusive for Mr. Pink’s readers, at the now-$11-a-month Club Seventeen, you might no be expecting much. You’d be misguided, however, as this teen porn site to end all teen porn sites currently boasts 4375 exclusive videos and 8008 photo galleries. If you’re a video man, you could consider each one to be priced at a quarter-of-a-cent (0.25¢) each. If you’re devoted to still photos and are interested in them alone you could measure Club Seventeen’s value by the fact that each gallery essentially costs 0.13¢. Fans of photo and video porn are the biggest winners, of course, with each item in the combined Club Seventeen collection virtually costing 0.08¢, a stupendous bargain, a pittance, an unmissable sale!

Club Seventeen’s decadent teen Europorn has never looked better or been more affordable. So, unless you’re a granny fan, I’d head over to Europe’s preeminent purveyor of porn before this incredible offer disappears faster than pubic hair on millennials!

Beating on a Budget! with Fetish Network

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The high cost of producing hardcore fetish porn usually means that those producers must then charge viewers a little bit more to ensure they can stay in production. Whips, chains, leather clothing, rented dungeons, fluid shields for the camera, trauma counseling for the less experienced performers, and, of course, the hiring of talent brave and bold enough to be dropped naked into a dunk tank or strapped to a hobby horse and relentlessly pounded until there’s nothing left but a whimpering, drooling tangle of limbs and hair, these are all major expenses that most porn productions never encounter. Thankfully, there’s a hardcore fetish network that has decided enough is enough, high prices don’t get people into paying for porn, discounts do! Fetish Network, home to 44 exclusive websites dealing in various hardcore sexual antics, has slashed its entry fee from almost forty bucks and now asks you to pay just $19.95 for a month-long membership.

Fetish Network’s websites – Brutal Castings, Sexual Disgrace, My Kinky Diary, Strap-On Squad, Helpless Teens, Pain Freaks, Tokyo Slaves, Brainwashed Teens, Amateur Trampling, Glam Bitches, and Brutal Ball Busting among them – cover every conceivable BDSM sub-genre from abusive insult-laden handjobs to foot-focused female domination, from smoking fetishization to jerk-off instruction, and then some. (Teenage hitchhiker porn, anyone?) And, to top it all of, Fetish Network is free to browse. You won’t be able to view full videos or galleries, but you’ll sure as shit know whether or not this is a network for you before plonking down $19.95 and entertaining your most sordid fantasies.

THE MATH:
With the current $19.95-discount in place, Fetish Network, currently home to 44 exclusive websites, could be seen as charging just 45¢ for access to each of its sites. And, with 3,766 scenes filling the immense network archives (again, completely exclusive), your membership purchase boils down to just .5¢ (point-five-of-one-cent) per scene, a truly staggering rate if ever we’ve featured one. Obviously there’ll be plenty of readers not at all interested in watching Marsha May hypnotized into sucking dick, nor Montana Sky rope-tied and fucked senseless, but those with a penchant for pain or a boner of bondage will most certainly be very pleased this Fetish Network deal has come along.

Beating on a Budget! with Tainster

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You might be into the most revolting, stomach turning shit, the kind of sexual activity that’s more akin to studies of aberrant wildlife behavior or conceptual art. Whatever you’re into, you can rest assured Mr. Pink’s has you, your wallet, and your self-applied sexual gratification under control. In short, dear reader, there is a bargain-priced site for you – yes, even you into fully-clothed watersports.

Tainster, a network of some sixteen hardcore sites running the gamut of decadent, hedonistic filth-mongering, now offers a discount to prospective members that’ll see them slash the standard $24.99 monthly membership fee, rendering this already affordable niche network a curiosity any serious porn fan will want to investigate further. And, priced at $19.99, now’s your chance.

One month inside Tainster opens up more than a dozen sites dealing in messy fetish porn of a few varieties. Party Hardcore, Drunk Sex Orgy, Mad Sex Party, and Party Softcore host elaborate nightclub revelries that see a throng of sexy women get liquored up and lascivious, gyrating on anyone near then turning to each other and any waiting dick for some hardcore action. (Well, Party Softcore tones it down a bit.) Slime Wave and All WAM deal in women who smear and cover themselves with creams, gels, and other messy stuff, while Fully Clothed Pissing, French Pee, Pissing in Action, and Pee Squad are all about… yup, pissing. Fully Clothed Sex and My Fetish showcase women fucking in form-fitting shiny outfits. UK Handjobs is what it says it is, as is Pornstars at Home and Quest for Orgasm, while Orgasmatics focuses on toy and tool-aided female masturbation.

THE MATH:
Tallying up the totals of each site’s scene count brings us to the total number of episodes to be found under the Tainster marquee, everything you’ll have access to once a member. And, let me tell you, the 4,943 Tainster scenes currently online make a huge archive of highly varied fetish porn that doesn’t just retread the same dark-and-dirty BDSM bullshit as everyone else. At $19.99, each individual Tainster scene comes to a cost of just .005¢ – of, if you like, 247 for $1. Find me another adult network offering both a discount this good and hardcore porn this weird and wild, and I’ll eat my hat, folks. (Or piss on it, whatever you prefer.)