Brazzers Endless Black Friday

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Appealing though they may be upon first impressions, some porn studios are less devoted sweethearts and more like psychotic ex-girlfriends, out to harass you at every turn until you relent and once again throw your life away to devote every waking second to worshipping her every atom. Some guys simply spy their ideal woman and pursue her relentlessly while others let her make the first, second, third moves. In this analogy, dear reader, you are the hapless fella on the receiving end of an obsessive pursuit from Brazzers, your stand-in lover and one of the web’s most popular adult entertainment venues. The legendary ZZ was already trying to lure you in for a membership to its large and HD-loaded network, but now, like the stereotypical shopper going bananas over department store discounts, Brazzers celebrates Black Friday by offering an unbeatable deal any ZZ-admirer will struggle to resist.

I know, I know. Black Friday was last week and this week, if it gets identified as retail sale-related, is Cyber Week, but nobody told Brazzers, who are still promoting an extended Black Friday deal that gets you one full year inside the amazing Brazzers carnival at the super-heavily discounted rate of just $7.50-a-month, payable in one $89.99 installment. For more specific details on what Brazzers delivers to those who purchase a yearly pass, check out Mr. Pink’s full review of the Brazzers network and our Beating on a Budget blog post that details just how good Brazzers discount deals usually are. Normally set well over one hundred dollars, this annual pass to the infamous Brazzers empire seems the most sensible and financially responsible Black Friday porno bargain still (somehow, still) going.

Black Friday Fucks with Nubiles Porn

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Black Friday rolls around every year and shoppers fly into competitive rages, embark on mad purchasing sprees, and end up spending what I assume is a small fortune on remarkably little. The hottest retail discounts apply to physical items whether sold in stores or online. Just about everything worth owning is discounted post-11:59pm Thanksgiving Day. Some intangible purchases can deliver a kind of pleasure and satisfaction heretofore left out of Black Friday frivolities. This year, we’ve scoured the ‘net for a truly exceptional holiday bargain that’ll baste your turkey, slice your ham, and glaze your lil’ fella all in one fell swoop. This Black Friday, fuck the lines and fuck your co-shoppers. Instead of going out and wasting all day fighting over price-slashed appliances, why not stay home with Nubiles Porn.

Discounted to an incredible $14.98 and recurring month after month at the very same price, Nubiles Porn is a network much loved by Mr. Pink’s staff that delivers a near-perfect blend of teenage super-sluttery, romantic erotica, step-incest, and experimental porn sites. Teacher Fucks Teens, Step Siblings Caught, and Moms Teach Sex all bring ample heat in duo, trio, and quartet scenes loaded with in-character dirty talking and dominant teen-training. DriverXXX and Petite Ballerinas Fucked are two oddities that see rideshare drivers and leotard-clad dancers fucked for pleasure or payment. Nubiles Casting introduces new talents then screen-tests them in, like all Nubiles sites, awesome HD videos. Petite HD Porn brings a great mix of hardcore concepts and hookups starring limber teen and twenty-something babes to the network. The pinnacle of Nubiles’s achievement, however, is Nubiles.net, the longest running and largest of the sites with more than 5000 videos ranging from hardcore teenage couplings to the most delicate of masturbation scenes.

THE MATH:
At $14.98-a-month, the more-than-substantial Nubiles Porn network archive holds 8,637 individual scenes. While that might not seem like all that large an archive when held against mega-networks of 20,000-scenes-plus, the consistent high quality of Nubiles work, especially recently, makes it very worthwhile at approximately 0.17¢-a-scene. On a per-site basis, each of Nubiles’s nine weighs in at approximately $1.66-a-month. At that rate, you’d really have to have a profound distaste for the fresh-faced, physically exceptional, sexually adventurous women of Nubiles Porn and the exclusive, original websites on which they’re featured to skip this one by.

Nubiles Porn review

Beating on a Budget with JAV HD

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Japanese pornography can at times seem like both the greatest audio-visual endeavor of all time and the most obnoxious prick tease on the planet. And for that there’s really only one reason: censorship. Notorious for covering genitals, penetrated or otherwise, with pixel clouds that block any serious observation, the Japanese porn industry has been aching for full release unencumbered by censorship, where it can proudly announce its kinks and quirks in eight-foot-high neon red letters. That releases comes in the form of JAV HD and its associated network sites. JAV HD is not only completely free of the censor’s meddling, it’s home to a massive collection of all kinds of J-porn, from business meetings turned blowjob competitions to straightforward housewife fucking, from bukkake blowbangs to oceanside orgies, and much of it is presented in 1080p and 720p High Definition videos. Best of all, there’s a discount going that’ll get you inside for a relative pittance: just $19.95-a-month.

THE MATH:
Home to 16 sites, itself included, the JAV HD network covers all kinds of J-porn and leaves it all uncensored. At $19.95-a-month for complete network access, that leaves each site costing around $1.24 per month. A grand total of 5571 scenes currently sit at JAV HD and await your attention. Consider each scene an individual purchase and you’re looking at one of the most affordable and enjoyable Japanese hardcore offerings around. At 0.358¢ each, you can gobble up as many gorgeous AV Idols as you like without worrying that you’re getting a shitty deal. Japanese porn tends to be expensive when offered without censorship, but thankfully not at the very affordable JAV HD Network.

JAV HD review