Double Discount: Lubed and Holed

Lubed Holed

There comes a time in every porn lover’s life when he (or she) is presented with a seemingly impossible decision. Whether a result of tightening one’s financial belt or a matter of practicality, making a choice between two avenues of pornographic inquiry can be damn tough. And when the two options in question are near-identical takes on two thriving porno niches, produced to the highest possible A/V standards, starring devastating newbie pornstars as daring as they are darling, man, that’s not a decision I’d relish having to make.

Two brand-new sites focusing on anal sex and oil-aided massage encounters present a largely POV take on hardcore sex. Lubed takes us down by the poolside to slather up young female figures with lotion and oil, paying close attention to every curve and crevice and every positive physical reaction she shares. Well stocked with threesomes, milk baths, flexibility fetishism, and lusty, steamy bathroom scenes, Lubed ensures every lithe model glistens as she’s fucked for your viewing pleasure not just in 720p and 1080p HD videos, but in amazing 4K Ultra-HD, too!

Holed, on the other hand, ventures into its models’ back passages, spreading their tightest holes open, encouraging modest gapes, and finally filling or painting her with enough seed to sow a few thousand little future sexual deviants. Starring in these POV-heavy scenes, Samantha Rone, Holly Hendrix, Dakota Skye, Rebel Lynn, and Angel Smalls – many of the same models from Lubed.

Presented not as a co-existing pair but as standalone sites loosely connected to Passion HD’s roster of hardcore outlets, Lubed and Holed are an intriguing proposition at their usual price of $29.95-a-month each, but now with Mr. Pink scoring discount deals that get you one month inside each of these immensely promising, super-HQ sites for just $17.95. Considering how many adult sites now push beyond $35, $45, even $50 for access, paying $35.90 for a pair of vicarious sexual powerhouses like Lubed and Holed isn’t an option you’ll want to ignore.

Beating on a Budget with Cherry Pimps!

Cherry Pimps

Cherry Pimps, a 33-site network boasting the official websites of more pornstars than the XBIZ Awards stage can hold without collapsing, didn’t just receive its first Mr. Pink’s review recently, it received high marks in all the crucial areas: 1080p HD video streams and downloads, 5760px photo galleries with zipped sets, dozens of visiting pornstars, a bust live show schedule, and a deep archive peppered with daily updates. The perfect argument for checking out this unsung porno hero for the first time, wouldn’t you say? Well, what if I told you Cherry Pimps could now be enjoyed in full for thirty days for less than the price of a decent pizza? Chow down on this bargain, fuck fans!

THE MATH:
Cherry Pimps and its 33 sites deliver a combined 5473 archived scenes, which, at $9.95, breaks down to an absurdly low cost of .0018¢ per scene. Taking it on a site-by-site basis, you’d be paying 30¢ per site. From Aaliyah Love and Adriana Chechik to Morgan Lee and Trinity St. Clair, there’s an amazing roster of top-notch talent appearing here on their very own websites, most of them boasting totally exclusive updates. Adding a huge amount of replay value is Cherry Pimps’s live webcam shows happening daily via Wild on Cam – upcoming shows include Jessica Ryan, Adria Rae, and Heather Vahn with Karlee Grey – pushing an already unbeatable deal into stratospheric savings territory.

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#FreePornDay Approaches

#FreePornDay

Let’s face it, there’s many, many porn fans out there who’ve never paid for a single website subscription, retail DVD or VHS, and have maybe never even purchased an adult magazine in person. Aside from their apparent reluctance to patronize adults-only establishments, today’s typical porn viewer seems content to find crappy-quality footage floating around the Internet and abuse himself to it, disregarding the fact that the porn he just enjoyed was only made thanks to the time, money, effort, and creative spirit of its cast and crew. #Pay4Porn started popping up on Twitter at least 18 months ago, encouraging viewers to support creators and pay for, not steal, their porno.

There’s many great reasons to steer clear of piracy – the recent closure of Kickass Torrents and the arrest of its owner, for example – but the many major porno players knocked their noggins together and created a way to further emphasize to viewers how people are relying on porn sales to make a living. Funnily enough, the plans involves copious amounts of free porn.

Thanks to the effort and inspiration of Evil Angel and Gamma Entertainment, September 8th will be known as #FreePornDay and will open a 24-hour open portal into Gamma sites GirlsWay and HardX, Hustler, Vivid, Adult Empire, Nubiles, Kink, Met-Art, and Videobox (many of which were recently subjected to new Mr. Pink’s reviews) as well as Evil Angel and a smattering of others. This single day allows interested fans to sample members’ areas, roam freely the sites’ archives, and enjoy some premium content from the hottest creative outfits in porn today. Discounted membership deals will coincide with #FreePornDay to encourage visitors to turn their interest into a commitment.

Trying to redirect traffic from low-quality illegal tube feeds and sites is no easy task – most folks don’t seem to know what’s good for them – but #FreePornDay makes an admirable effort to remind us all that, without the ability of porn producers, performers, and creatives to make a living, we wouldn’t be so aroused and entertained by all their excellent work.

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