Beating on a Budget! with Tainster

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You might be into the most revolting, stomach turning shit, the kind of sexual activity that’s more akin to studies of aberrant wildlife behavior or conceptual art. Whatever you’re into, you can rest assured Mr. Pink’s has you, your wallet, and your self-applied sexual gratification under control. In short, dear reader, there is a bargain-priced site for you – yes, even you into fully-clothed watersports.

Tainster, a network of some sixteen hardcore sites running the gamut of decadent, hedonistic filth-mongering, now offers a discount to prospective members that’ll see them slash the standard $24.99 monthly membership fee, rendering this already affordable niche network a curiosity any serious porn fan will want to investigate further. And, priced at $19.99, now’s your chance.

One month inside Tainster opens up more than a dozen sites dealing in messy fetish porn of a few varieties. Party Hardcore, Drunk Sex Orgy, Mad Sex Party, and Party Softcore host elaborate nightclub revelries that see a throng of sexy women get liquored up and lascivious, gyrating on anyone near then turning to each other and any waiting dick for some hardcore action. (Well, Party Softcore tones it down a bit.) Slime Wave and All WAM deal in women who smear and cover themselves with creams, gels, and other messy stuff, while Fully Clothed Pissing, French Pee, Pissing in Action, and Pee Squad are all about… yup, pissing. Fully Clothed Sex and My Fetish showcase women fucking in form-fitting shiny outfits. UK Handjobs is what it says it is, as is Pornstars at Home and Quest for Orgasm, while Orgasmatics focuses on toy and tool-aided female masturbation.

THE MATH:
Tallying up the totals of each site’s scene count brings us to the total number of episodes to be found under the Tainster marquee, everything you’ll have access to once a member. And, let me tell you, the 4,943 Tainster scenes currently online make a huge archive of highly varied fetish porn that doesn’t just retread the same dark-and-dirty BDSM bullshit as everyone else. At $19.99, each individual Tainster scene comes to a cost of just .005¢ – of, if you like, 247 for $1. Find me another adult network offering both a discount this good and hardcore porn this weird and wild, and I’ll eat my hat, folks. (Or piss on it, whatever you prefer.)

Beating on a Budget! with Wicked Pictures

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Wicked Pictures has, in the 22 years since it was founded by Steve Orenstein, risen from a brash young upstart to one of porn’s most consistently popular and adventurous hardcore studios. From recent hit titles like Axel Braun’s Barbarella parody, Massage School Dropouts, My Dad’s Hot Wife, My Secretary the Slut, and Jessica Drake’s award-winning ‘Guide to…’ instructional movies, most everything worth watching from Wicked has been collected at the company’s official Wicked Pictures website, where a new 1080p HD feature movie is added every week and photo galleries capture more sedate views of some of porn’s preeminent on-screen talent.

Home to the famous Wicked Girls (who, at various times, included Jenna Jameson, Chasey Lain, Asa Akira, and Jessica Drake) and with dozens upon dozens of industry awards and accolades on its ample mantel, Wicked is the stuff of pornographic legend. And, thanks to Mr. Pink’s devotion to discounts, it’s now more affordable than usual!

THE MATH:
Now available for only $17.95-a-month, Wicked Pictures and its immense archive are incredibly affordable. Each of the 729 DVDs currently available can be considered to cost only 2.5¢ each. And the 4107 scenes contained in these DVDs now cost a ridiculously low 0.43¢ each, proving that acclaimed, award-wining pornographic excellence doesn’t come much more affordable and unmissable than Wicked Pictures.

Beating on a Budget! with Euro Teen Erotica

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I’m not one to propose or endorse joining an adult site for a brief period and taking in as much pornography as humanly (and technologically) possible before scampering off to do the same to another site or studio, but, hey, the economy hasn’t totally recovered yet, has it? Our Beating on a Budget find for this week is a limited-time offer that slashes one month’s access to an acclaimed site focusing on the blossoming sexual activities of European teens. Although not as large as most sites we feature, Euro Teen Erotica provides a solid 528-scene collection detailing what goes in and what slides out of the semi-virginal pussies of a bevy of gorgeous young Hungarians, Poles, Russians, and Czech girls. Connected to DDF’s many sites but not allowing access to any archive but its own, Euro Teen Erotica stands tall and proud, promising members HD videos in weekly updates of hetero hardcore, female masturbation, lesbian and group sex, all in one tidy package.

THE MATH:
Again, not a particularly large site but one nonetheless loaded with some brilliant Euro hardcore, Euro Teen Erotica’s 528 scenes come to a cost of just 2.83¢ each with membership now discounted to $14.99 for one month. Like the cereal pitchman says, “It’s the simple things in life that are often the best.” I think Euro Teen Erotica classifies as both refreshingly simple and reaches a high standard throughout. And it’s never been more affordable or accessible than right now.

Euro Teen Erotica review