Beating on a Budget! with Wicked Pictures

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Wicked Pictures has, in the 22 years since it was founded by Steve Orenstein, risen from a brash young upstart to one of porn’s most consistently popular and adventurous hardcore studios. From recent hit titles like Axel Braun’s Barbarella parody, Massage School Dropouts, My Dad’s Hot Wife, My Secretary the Slut, and Jessica Drake’s award-winning ‘Guide to…’ instructional movies, most everything worth watching from Wicked has been collected at the company’s official Wicked Pictures website, where a new 1080p HD feature movie is added every week and photo galleries capture more sedate views of some of porn’s preeminent on-screen talent.

Home to the famous Wicked Girls (who, at various times, included Jenna Jameson, Chasey Lain, Asa Akira, and Jessica Drake) and with dozens upon dozens of industry awards and accolades on its ample mantel, Wicked is the stuff of pornographic legend. And, thanks to Mr. Pink’s devotion to discounts, it’s now more affordable than usual!

THE MATH:
Now available for only $17.95-a-month, Wicked Pictures and its immense archive are incredibly affordable. Each of the 729 DVDs currently available can be considered to cost only 2.5¢ each. And the 4107 scenes contained in these DVDs now cost a ridiculously low 0.43¢ each, proving that acclaimed, award-wining pornographic excellence doesn’t come much more affordable and unmissable than Wicked Pictures.

Beating on a Budget! with Euro Teen Erotica

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I’m not one to propose or endorse joining an adult site for a brief period and taking in as much pornography as humanly (and technologically) possible before scampering off to do the same to another site or studio, but, hey, the economy hasn’t totally recovered yet, has it? Our Beating on a Budget find for this week is a limited-time offer that slashes one month’s access to an acclaimed site focusing on the blossoming sexual activities of European teens. Although not as large as most sites we feature, Euro Teen Erotica provides a solid 528-scene collection detailing what goes in and what slides out of the semi-virginal pussies of a bevy of gorgeous young Hungarians, Poles, Russians, and Czech girls. Connected to DDF’s many sites but not allowing access to any archive but its own, Euro Teen Erotica stands tall and proud, promising members HD videos in weekly updates of hetero hardcore, female masturbation, lesbian and group sex, all in one tidy package.

THE MATH:
Again, not a particularly large site but one nonetheless loaded with some brilliant Euro hardcore, Euro Teen Erotica’s 528 scenes come to a cost of just 2.83¢ each with membership now discounted to $14.99 for one month. Like the cereal pitchman says, “It’s the simple things in life that are often the best.” I think Euro Teen Erotica classifies as both refreshingly simple and reaches a high standard throughout. And it’s never been more affordable or accessible than right now.

Euro Teen Erotica review

Beating on a Budget! with DDF Network

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Denys Defrancesco has, over more than twenty years, established himself as one of Europe’s preeminent pornographers and erotic artists. His online empire has grown too, with DDF Network now hosting 16 exclusive websites, each one dedicated to a slightly different take on Europorn. The sites tackle established genres like big-boobed women (DDF Busty), fellatio (Only Blowjob), and foot fetishism (Hot Legs & Feet), but also try out less defined areas of filmed sexual activity. Hands on Hardcore ramps up a typical sex scene until it’s seared into your memory forever. Hairy Twatter gives women who keep their pubic hair lush and lively a chance to grab the spotlight. Interactivity is the goal of DDF Adventures, and it’s helped along that path by DDF Live Sex, a parade of webcam performers. 1 By Day, House of Taboo, Euro Girls on Girls, Euro Teen Erotica, Sex Video Casting, Eve Angel Official, Cherry Jul, Sandy’s Fantasies, DDF VOD, and the aforementioned sites all combine to give DDF Network an enormous archive of stellar European porn that covers most pornographic bases, and does it in style.

Now discounted from its admittedly high price of $44.99 to only $33.99-a-month, a DDF Network membership should no longer be regarded as too expensive for the average porno fan.

THE MATH:
With a network archive holding 13,240 scenes across 16 websites, DDF Network could be viewed as now charging only $2.12-per-month for each of its sites; or, taken on a scene-by-scene basis, each update costs an absolute pittance, only .0025¢! Any way you slice it, that makes DDF Network far more affordable than it usually is. And, with such a huge treasure chest of carnal entertainment on hand, it’s now a network almost impossible to resist.

DDF Network review