Valentine’s Day, the annual celebration of all things amorous and affectionate, rolls around every February and reminds us that, even with a long-term lady-friend by our sides, we could always become better, more attentive, more inspiring lovers, companions, and partners. If you were to glance at the V-Day-focused porno hitting the WWW this week, however, you might find yourself faced with some “alternative facts” about human sexual relationships today.
Reality Kings site Pure 18 has been revived after a three-year nap to bring viewers the incredible strawberry-blonde Raylin Ann and her erection-inspiring charms. Lounging at home, listening to music, barely dressed, Raylin is surprised by a visitor to her bedroom window. Brick Danger may have stopped by to ask his crush for a V-Day date but instead the two horny youngsters end up fucking in front of a full-length mirror… right when Raylin’s dad arrives home!
Smoking hot Latina newcomer Demi Lopez works her magic at DarkX, greeting her old neighborhood friend Jax Slayher by reclining on a sofa in lacy red lingerie surrounded by heart-adorned balloons, chocolates, and plenty of pent-up sexual tension. Also offering some unexpected thrills this V-Day is Carmen Caliente, who returns from hiatus to loll around under falling rose petals before throwing herself at her lover ass-first at Team Skeet’s Teen Curves. 2 Chicks Same Time, Naughty America’s resident FFM trio offering, amps up the fantasy this Valentine’s Day by bringing members a scene they won’t soon forget: Johnny Castle comes home the evening of the 14th to find his girlfriend Violet Starr offering to share him with her friend (and sapphic crush) Ashley Adams. The results, needless to say, are fiery, vocal, and quite sweaty.
The Porn Pros and Passion HD network always delivers a holiday treat or two to its devoted viewers and this year we find ultra-foxy newcomer (and former Reddit exhibitionist) Samantha Parker and seasoned super-enthusiastic MILF Alana Cruise at Passion HD and Pure Mature respectively. My Asian Valentine sees Ms. Parker slide up against Johnny Castle for a rose petal shower and deeply intimate POV-heavy hardcore encounter. Ms. Cruise stops by the company’s resident MILF-emporium to receive a hands-on massage from Brick Danger, whose palms and fingers soon slip between his partner’s thighs as he slowly, sensually prepares her for a deep fucking and a throbbing creampie finish.
When it comes to themed holiday porn, there’s really only one company consistently blowing away most others and that company is Brazzers. This year, the notorious ZZ has created a trio of tantalizing fantasy scenarios filled with raunchy, risqué hardcore sex. Landing first on Feb. 13th, Desperate for V-Day Dick sees uber-MILF and lonely schoolteacher Brandi Love left to her own devices during a quiet paper-grading session. When stiff-docked student Lucas Frost unexpectedly enters, however, her V-Day takes a turn for the better. Playing a different game over at Real Wife Stories, Alektra Blue intentionally irritates and angers her husband, Keiran Lee, in order to coax him into Beast Mode for some serious rough ass-fucking. Also celebrating Valentine’s Day with some anal sex, Jada Stevens is today at Big Wet Butts all dolled up as a red-lingerie-clad cupid doused with oil and pounded balls-deep by Markus Dupree in Lubed Up Cupid.
Has Brazzers once again beaten all other carnal V-Day entertainments from major porno studios? This year it’s a little bit closer thanks to the great turn-out of more romantic, more impassioned scenes and performances. Sure, rose petals still rain from the rafters a la American Beauty but this time around there’s a bit more feeling behind the romps, and that should make all our Valentine’s Days, whether spent alone or in your lover’s arms (and thighs), a little sweeter this year.