Ruttin’ Around the Christmas Tree

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Merry Christmas and Joyous Kwanzaa and Happy Hanukkah to you all, my friends! (Did I miss anything?) As the year winds to a close with a celebration of many festivals, we once again turn to porn to see the graphic depiction of what will no doubt be running through many of our heads as we sit around the fire or complain about an underdone turkey: sex.

Strapping on Santa hats and sucking some serious dick this year are such ladies as Riley Reid, Dakota Skye, and Brooklyn Chase in new works from hard-working pornographers who now find themselves filled with the Christmas spirit. It’s still something of a disappointment, though, to see so many major networks miss the chance to do something special for their fans. Thank your preferred deity, then, for Brazzers, Twistys, 21Sextury, and Team Skeet.

Pix and Video presents Cecilya De Lys in tree-decorating event turned holiday love-in, while that site’s big daddy, 21 Sextury, gives its devoted fans something special starring Riley Reid, Capri Cavanni, Janice Griffith, and others. Over at Team Skeet, there’s a trio of tinsel-flecked scenes from Teen Curves, Exxxtra Small, and Teen Pies as Karlee Grey, Lizzie Bell, and Rachel Rose each receive a gift from their own personal Santa Claus.

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Once again it’s Brazzers that has really captured the spirit of Christmas celebrations, shooting new holiday-themed scenes for Teens Like it Big, Brazzers Exxtra, Baby Got Boobs, and Big Tits at Work. Teen hussies Dakota Skye and Samantha Rone give very different performances in their scenes, Dakota taking on two burglars in a loose parody of Home Alone, Samantha sucking the hell out of Santa’s hard-on and having her Christmas wish realized. Alexa Pierce spices up the office Christmas party, doubling up on Keiran Lee and Danny Mountain’s huge dongs while Baby Got Boobs sees Brooklyn Chase and Shawna Lenee do some doubling-up of their own as they throw off their ugly sweaters and give Danny D. a four-breasted titty-fucking to remember! “Yuletide commando” Honey Demon rushes to the North Pole to find out why Santa missed his deliveries only to discover an enraged Mrs. Claus, an imprisoned Santa, and Danny D’s giant erection. And, in a two-part feature for Brazzers Exxtra, Czech babes Carla Cox and Tarra White bring a little incestuousness to the table, sucking and fucking stepdad and stepson alike under the soft colorful glow of their trees decorative lights.

Sigh. If only my own holiday break was guaranteed to be so eventful… Hopefully yours comes close!

 

Goodbye to Indonesia’s Sex Mountain

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Mount Kemukus

Way back in the 16th Century, a young Indonesian prince named Pangeran Samodro carried on a carnal affair with his step-mother, the two of them choosing nearby mountain Gunung Kemukus to host their secret tryst. Disaster struck, however, when they were caught in the act and killed, buried on the mountain. The story doesn’t end there, however, as Indonesians flock to the Central Java mountain to engage in sex with strangers in order to receive blessings for completing the congress started hundreds of years ago.

While conservative Muslim groups have attempted to prohibit access to the controversial site, the ritual – bathe at a sacred spring then find a stranger who’ll agree to have sex with you on seven consecutive Jumat Pon (when the Gregorian Friday lands on a traditional Javanese celebratory day) – promises to bring good fortune and prosperity to the thousands who visit the mountain every year. But, thanks to a television report by Australian journalist Patrick Abboud has increased the already wide exposure of this ritual in the Western World, resulting in a ban on all sexual activity taking place there.

Ganjar Pranowo, Governor of Central Java, announced the ban earlier this week at his office in Semarang, calling it “a shame,” and calling on pilgrims to continue visiting the tomb and shrine, but imploring them not to engage in the controversial intercourse that has long been the focus of visits. The increasing presence of sex workers and allegedly high rates of STD transmission are among the reasons for the ban, but it’s largely religiously based. Although the ritual is distinctly Javanese, combining Islamic, Hindu, and Buddhist characteristics, Indonesia is home to the world’s largest Muslim population, whose beliefs staunchly oppose adultery. Whether or not this will curtail mountainside trysts remains to be seen but in a way it’s somewhat fitting to cut-off hundreds of fucking pilgrims mid-ritual, just as Prince Samodro and his step-mom Nyai Ontrowulan were once similarly interrupted mid-coitus.

Crowning the Throated Queen

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Throated, one of the leading deepthroat-heavy blowjob sites, has decided to round out 2014 with a competition that’ll see ten of porn’s most skilled and daring cocksuckers put their talents to the test in the hopes of landing a $5000 grand prize. Pumping out stellar gag-inducing fellatio since 2005, Throated has long been a shining light in the often timid and, ugh, “romantic” world of blowjob porn. Running mascara trails, saliva strings galore, and the sounds of choking can routinely be seen and heard from the teary-eyed cock-gobblers Throated stars, and those ladies competing for the gonad-draining glory include some all-time great head-jobbers: Bonnie Rotten, Sarah Vandella, Dana DeArmond, Chanel Preston, and Sara Jay have put in long hours and devoted training sessions galore to developing their tonsil-smashing blowjob skills, but these veterans are facing stiff competition from relative newcomers Riley Reid, Karmen Karma, Adriana Chechik, Dahlia Sky, and Maddy O’Reilly, all of whom have something to prove.

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Throated has shot brand new scenes complete with introductions (pleas, really), giving these women a chance to directly address their constituents before the votes are tallied and the queen is crowned. Throated is offering both members and non-members access to the qualifying deepthroat scenes without asking for passwords or payments; the scenes are free to stream and anyone can vote. (And it’s a good thing for the contestants that Charley Chase has apparently taken a porno sabbatical, or else they’d crumble miserably in the presence of, in my opinion, porn’s greatest living cocksucker!)

Stop on by Throated and vote for the woman whose gagging tickles your fancy, whose eyes sparkle as they tear up, and who’s more likely than any other to have you erupting at home as you take your voting very, very seriously. Voting runs until January 21st, but if you’re having trouble making your decision, check back here in the lead-up to final voting and you’ll receive the advice and guidance of Mr. Pink as I make my selection and cast my vote accordingly. Which incredible cocksucker will it be…?