Beating on a Budget! w/ Hookup Hotshot

Hookup Hotshot

When is size not all that important? Well, never, really. And definitely not when it comes to porn sites that ask you to pay regular monthly access fees. In that instance, size is usually of the utmost importance, but not today. In this here Beating on a Budget! we’re looking at a site that, although small in size, has already made significant waves in an industry that claims to have seen it all. However, the site in question, the work of a director/performer calling himself Bryan Gozzling, a guy of whom most people would jump at the chance to shout “Hipster,” just happens to be more one of the most intense new takes on porn in recent years. I, Mr. Pink, present to you, dear reader and devotee of on-screen degeneracy, Hookup Hotshot.

Launching mid-2015, Hookup Hotshot quietly started turning heads the WWW over. Casting new girls on the cock, such girls as Sadie Pop, Jade Jantzen, Liza Rowe, and Aria Alexander in almost aggressive male-dominated hardcore sex scenes, Gozzling guarantees his guests turn in performances of a caliber they won’t produce for other sites. Initially recruiting his conquests through social media platforms and shown on-screen via animated text bubbles, Gozzling soon courts his hungry-cunted gal pal back to his place and proceeds to instruct her in the art of pleasing a deviant, utterly perverted man. Spitting in their faces and┬ájamming his hands inside their various orifices before even exposing his dick, Gozzling proves an intense, commanding performer. His style won’t suit everyone – especially those heavily into “romance” or “couples” porn – but those eager to see today’s current crop of cock-riders in their messiest and most degenerate scenes yet cannot ignore Hookup Hotshot.

THE MATH:
As mentioned earlier, Hookup Hotshot isn’t exactly overflowing with material, not after less than a year online, but there is a deal in place that will whisk you inside for a riotous good time at an irresistibly affordable price. The regular monthly price of $29.99 has now been lowered to just $14.99 for a limited time, but that’s not the only deal going: $5 for 5 days’ access is a great way to sample Gozzling’s fare without major commitment, and if you sign up for tri-monthly billing your cost goes down to just $13.33-a-month. Sure, there might only be 42 scenes online but with porn’s hottest, most deviant newbies, 4K Ultra-HD videos, and a deal with Evil Angel that has him heading for the big time, Bryan Gozzling’s Hookup Hotshot is an undeniably good deal!

Ryan Conner Returns Home

Lex vs Ryan Connor

Having left the adult industry in 2005 after six solid years of pornographic excellence, Ryan Conner returned to a warm welcome in June of 2015 after a ten year absence. And, having taken time to get married, raise a daughter, and generally attempt a “normal” life, she says she’s now “home.”

Profiled in the February 2016 issue of AVN Magazine, Conner spoke of trying to determine the environment that worked best for her. “Out in the real world you don’t mesh very well when you live life the way we do. You don’t fit in with vanilla people.” After her daughter, Dylan Phoenix started having some adult industry success, she’d shoot messages back to mom from her old colleagues. After a while, Conner says, she realized she missed “those people” and considered returning. And, man, are MILF-fanatics glad she did!

Although Conner told AVN today’s porn shoots were longer and more draining than those of yesteryear – it’s all the extra striptease, dancing, and interview intros, she says – she has also relished the chance to work with Manuel Ferrara, calling their scene in Raw #23 “a blast” and the most fun since her return. Another pair of scenes with Ferrara (in Oil Overload #13 and Manuel is a MILFomaniac #3, both for Jules Jordan) suggest she’s not just flattering the Frenchman. If sheer volume is anything to go by, though, it’s Lexington Steele that has Ryan Conner rejoicing her continued relevance, as Lex handed her a feature all her own: Lex vs Ryan Conner. Featuring her first interracial blowbang and double-penetration scenes, the Evil Angel title absolutely confirmed Ms. Conner still had what it takes to handle porn’s most demanding jobs. A Dogfart anal tag-team and a trio of Brazzers scenes sealed the deal.

Welcome back, Ryan Conner. Don’t go rushing off to vainly attempt “normalcy” again anytime soon, ok?

The Hookup Hotshot

Bryan Gozzling

Evil Angel recently saw a few of its key directors take the bulk of their previously EA-branded work elsewhere, presumably because contracts had expired and said directors’ stars now shine significantly brighter than when they were first adopted by John “Buttman” Stagliano and his merry crew of deviants. James Deen and Manuel Ferrara both share their former EA titles on their own sites, while Dana Vespoli is slowly filling Twisted Visual with her best and boldest productions. This leaves Evil Angel in need of a new discovery, a daring new talent who could very soon take the porn world by storm. On that note, welcome Bryan Gozzling to the Evil Angel roster.

First unleashing his homemade style of ultra-intense gonzo hardcore on the world via his Hookup Hotshot website midway through 2015 and now a fully confirmed Evil Angel associate, Gozzling’s hipster style, bespectacled face, and strangely trendy Wehrmacht haircut should place him in an Urban Outfitters catalog, or at least tagging along with Chris Strokes at American Pervert, Strokes’ American Apparel parody site. Not content to trail another, Gozzling instead saw social media as the way to distinguish his porn from anyone else’s.

“The Internet is a wonderful place. It’s full of young girls on social media and dating sites who just wanna hook up. What’s better than finding hot chicks who are down to fuck, all from the comfort of your own home?” Good point, Gozz, and good work on casting today’s cutest and nastiest crop of porno starlets in some of their filthiest scenes. Gozzling’s sexual style is an odd one: often moving slowly and deliberately then bursting into flurries of rampant thrusting, the dude treats his girls like playthings, encouraging them to drool saliva on themselves while holding his dick in their throats, prying their asses open with two fingers (then three, then four), and leaving each girl far messier than she was when she entered his LA apartment. On Facefuck Friend Request, Gozzling’s DVD debut, he debases Angel Smalls, Alina West, Mandy Muse, and the ultra-cute Liza Rowe, all of whom end up smeared in spit, semen, and their own fluids, gasping for air, and praising Al Gore for inventing the Internet, and thanking Bryan Gozzling for their thorough sexual thrashing.

Not yet on DVD nor on Evil Angel’s website, other girls going under Gozzling’s control include Lyla Dean, Taylor Reed, Alice Green, Aubrey Luna, Jade Jantzen, Mila Jade, and Kimberly Chi, and all can be enjoyed only at Hookup Hotshot, where social media very, very easily becomes sexual media.