Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Pussy

After Nubiles got us all antsy in the pantsy about tomorrow’s annual USA-DAY celebration – aka 4th of July, Independence Day, ID4, Daddy’s Drunken BBQ & Brawl etc – as covered in our last missive, it’s time to turn to the rest of the pornosphere and enjoy their own red-white-and-blue holiday offerings.

4th of July with Ariana Marie

The seemingly always outdoors Mofos crew put on their I Know That Girl hats and invite you to virtually hang with Athena Palomino, decked out in stars-and-stripes, as you both enjoy a relaxing sunny day by the backyard pool. The barbecue just adds to the heat and soon it’s you, Athena, and a POV HD camera romping around in the bedroom until a certain someone ends up with a cum covered chin and chest. With Ms. Palomino’s recent semi-retirement announcement – she found God and is sticking to custom and independent porn from now on – this could be one of the last chances we have to adore a woman who could’ve been the next (seriously) big thing but now appears consumed with her dream of funding a public park in Baltimore.

Globally, the idea of your stereotypical American Girl generally has one constant: curves. Teen Curves, Team Skeet’s requisite T’n’A site, this week features a young vixen by the name of Skylar Snow. The Puerto Rico-born stunner swans around a backyard pool – oh, hey – before heading inside to more properly work the shaft of one enviable fella.

Passion HD delivers one of its signature visual erotic wonder-fucks, this time serving fans up a steaming hot Ariana Marie, who gives a great bikini-and-flag tease before, guess what, poolside sex takes place! I know the weather’s quite nice across much of the country right now, but must every damn 4th of July porno involve a barbecue and swimming pool? Thankfully not, as our next example proves.

Spizoo – which, incidentally, keeps getting stronger and sexier – delivers an immigration story Americans of every political persuasion can support, and one that thankfully involves not a single swimming pool! A big-dicked Romeo arrives from Italy intent on taking advantage of American-style freedoms, especially those involving a twin-set of loose women eager to absorb the flesh and fluids of an exotic European. Logan Long, a local boy and Spizoo regular, joins the fun in the celebratory orgy. Things get wild and things get wet with some steamy hot-tub makeout action between Blaten Lee and Eden Sin, but again the group goes inside to carry on in relative private.

Whatever you’re doing this Fourth, stay safe, have fun, and remember what this nation was founded on: an unfounded expectation of complete sexual freedom and fulfillment. (At least, that’s what I remember from Civics class…)

Fucking on the Fourth of July

Falling this year on a Wednesday, the Fourth of July or Independence Day celebrates the United States Declaration of Independence, adopted on this date in 1776. As noted by CNN, the fact that Wednesday is this year’s party day may throw a wrench into some of your plans. If you’ll be saving the drunken buffoonery for next weekend or keeping it quiet at home, alone, on the 4th, the relentlessly celebratory Nubiles Porn Network has a little something special to throw your way.

My Family Pies - Fucking on the Fourth

Fucking for Fourth of July sees two blonde beauties land at Bratty Sis, one of the newer Nubiles efforts, to tag-team one lucky fella. Emma Hix and Molly Mae ditch their red-white-and-blue bikinis and rub up against the throbbing boner of Logan Long, Molly’s step-brother, when they find him passed out on the sofa. All the drunken revelry and “USA! USA!” chants may have died down but the party’s only just starting as Emma and Molly rouse the young Mr. Long into a twin-pronged pussy-tapping attack on top of a pool table, beneath decorative stars-and-stripes flags and banners, right before Molly’s mom waltzes in and sees her daughter and her bestie coated in her step-son’s spooge – awkward!

The barbecues just keep coming at Nubiles with My Family Pies serving up a steamer starring two young and eager starlets. Hosting a 4th of July BBQ with her step-dad, Rosalyn Sphinx invites her gal pal Whitney Wright and her step-dad over. When Whitney drops her shorts and flashes her thong at Rosalyn’s dad, things take a turn for the raunchy and Rosalyn interrupts, then decides to join, the pair. Jumping aboard her bestie’s face to grind out an orgasm before helping her pops pop one off inside his step-daughter, Whitney takes charge of the situation and leaves everyone reeling in a post-orgasmic glow just as the burgers are sizzling up the grill.

Taking Nubiles as evidence, it would seem Americans are primarily concerned with fucking their family members. So, hey, enjoy your annual get together, everyone, and say hi to your sister for me.

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In Search of Porn’s Most Authentic Cinco de Mayo

Frida Sante

Cinco de Mayo may have originated in celebration of Mexico’s triumph over the French at the Battle of Puebla in 1862, but to most in the Western World it’s now little more than an excuse to throw on a sombrero, down too many cervezas, and insult your neighbors of Mexican heritage. It’s also a day on which porn sites tend to unleash three kinds of celebratory scenes: ones with sombreros, tacos, and salsa; ones with luchadores; ones with genuine Mexicans. This year, on the eve of Cinco de Mayo, we have all three.

My Family Pies, part of the booming Nubiles Porn empire, offers up Anya Olsen (not Latina) along with her “friend” Samantha Hayes (not Latina) and “stepbrother” Logan Long (beardy white dude), in a three-way sexual entanglement that starts with Cinco de Mayo decorations but takes a raunchy turn when both girls reveal themselves panty-less. (The tacos and salsa are mercifully only referenced, not used.)

Reality Kings always delivers on a holiday but this time around things seem a little, well, nutty. Charles Dera often pulls a face like Metallica’s Lars Ulrich whacking away at this snare drum, but paired here with Julz Gotti and Sophia Leone (both Latina!), his mug (and mustache) is covered by a red-and-silver luchador mask. In your basic luchador-crashes-party and two-girls-one-cock scenario, Dera gets himself a serious workout with the delightful duo once everyone heads home early.

Frida Sante – a genuine Mexican; like, the born in Mexico kind! struts her utterly marvelous stuff over at Team Skeet’s resident Latina-banging-bonanza, Oye Loca. Not only is the scene synopsis the most tame (and tolerable) yet, but the scene itself is damn near perfect for the occasion. Ms. Sante – who’s recently been exploring DP, DVP, TP and other exciting acronyms in Europe – here simply introduces herself, talks a little about growing up in Mexico, then proceeds to demonstrate one of the finest sexual performances this reviewer has so far this year.

For a remarkably un-Mexican Cinco de Mayo scene, head to My Family Pies. For a double-dose of Latina ladies (and a luchador), it’s RK Prime. But if it’s authenticity you’re after, a real taste of the genuine article, Oye Loca and Frida Sante are absolutely where it’s at.