Halloween Hits Brazzers!

The always reliable Brazzers has come through again for us cosplay fans and taboo fuckers this Halloween, bringing its members a trio of tantalizing tales to astonish and arouse. On all-female site Hot & Mean, Real Wife Stories, and Brazzers Extra we encounter everything from a cheating wife whose husband proves too preoccupied with his pumpkin carving to notice she’s started fucking Xander bloody Corvus to a bored housewife who disapproves of a young woman being out alone on Halloween only to find she’s armed herself with a dick.

Blair Williams and Sadie Pop

Blair Williams is that bored housewife and it’s Sadie Pop who darkens her door, demanding some candy all gussied up in a black leather devil number, revealing her similarly black strap-on cock when Ms. Williams requests a trick before doling out the sugary treats. A well matched angel-and-devil pair in Turning Tricks, the two thrash about on Blair’s sofa, making each come with a furious scissoring before Sadie heads off into the moonlit Halloween night.

The Fuckening sees Brazzers’ favorite Romi Rain and her husband Keiran Lee throwing a Halloween party for their neighbors, after which they promptly start drunkenly fooling around. As something always does this time of year, something goes bump in the night and the couple find (and fuck) a sexy Australian vampiress going by the professional porno name of Angela White.

Lastly, Penny Pax returns to Brazzers with her ass open and eager for attention – what a shock! Hallowanking sees the porcelain-skinned redhead throwing herself at her handsome neighbor when her husband can’t tear himself away from their Halloween decorating, her barely-there red-and-black lingerie ensemble clearly not working its intended magic. Soon, a dick is in her ass and it’s not her husband’s, confirming this as a Brazzers Halloween well worth indulging in.

From all of us at Mr. Pink’s, enjoy your Halloween and we hope you stain a skimpy costume this year!

Brazzers review

Halloween Happenings at Babes

All Hallows’ Eve is almost upon us and there’s one adult studio that’s already unleashing its annual slate of Halloween-themed (and therefore costumed) carnal encounters. Babes, the six-site network that’s home to Elegant Anal, Step Mom Lessons, and Black is Better (among other sites), has already welcomed four very sexy women to its roster in celebration of the spookiest (and most scantily clad) holiday.

Babes

In Moving Day for the main Babes site, skinny blonde sweetheart Alexa Grace is unpacking her things after moving to a new apartment when she finds a Wonder Woman costume she must’ve stashed after a drunken Halloween a few years back. Slipping into it and finding it a perfect fit, it isn’t long before she’s seducing the last remaining mover into letting her work him over, cape and all.

The stunning curves of Lena Paul once again grace the Babes servers, this time for Black is Better’s Haunted Honey. At home and in the throes of masturbation, a white sheet thrown over her kneeling body, Lena is startled when her husband, fearing an intruder then observing a “ghost,” walks in armed with skillet. Apologetically unzipping his pants, she gives her lucky guy the chance to pound her towards satisfaction before taking his load in her hungry mouth.

Yet again for the flagship Babes site, the third scene to appear stars Darie Dolce and Milana May as a pair of Sacredy Cats who, when watching a horror movie in true Halloween spirit, Milana is startled and spills popcorn not on, but in Darcie’s cleavage. They begin playing around, tossing kernels at each other then eating them up wherever they land, then things get a bit steamier, they kiss, shirts are removed, and some very steamy sex takes place in their backyard, their moans only just drowned out by Night of the Living Dead projected on a nearby wall.

Damn, usually Halloween porn is all stupid pop-culture costumes, candy fetishization, and young girls. Thanks, Babes, for a more sophisticated take on the holiday that turns everyone into a little ghoul again.

Babes review

For Love of Cunt & Country

Naughty America

Every year when July 4th rolls around, citizens and residents of the United States of America don their national colors, throw back a few too many Bud Lites, and proudly boast of their homeland’s global superiority. They also, if history is any indication, beat themselves senseless in a patriotic masturbatory fury. In the past Mr. Pink’s has brought you previews and reviews of July 4th-themed porno, but this year it seems studios are focusing not on star-and-stripe bikinis but on providing viewers with hefty discounts. Here’s a look at the hottest Independence Day porno bargains on offer this year.

Naughty America seems like the most logical place to start. The Virtual Reality leader and devoted chronicler of American taboos is offering would-be subscribers a blowout deal of one full year of Naughty America access for a meager $4.95-a-month. Spizoo is also jumping in on the July 4th bargain barrage, offering 50% off your first month of membership; a $14.95 payment gets you in the door for 30 days of wondrous glam-hardcore viewing. Deviance devotees Kink.com have slashed prices too, allowing sign-ups at $12.95-a-month or $100-a-year, both prices being good for the duration of your stay. Brazzers, the ZZ, this freaky fuckers, have also lowered their yearly price to just $89.99 or $7.50-a-month, another great deal for fans of this infamous porno party.

Seriously lowering the cost of vicarious carnal satisfaction, however, are Evil Angel, Burning Angel, Fame Digital, and Mile High Media, all of which are now offering a three-day trial membership for absolutely free. How’s that for fucking freedom, y’all?

From all of us at Mr. Pink’s, have a great holiday long weekend and, please, try not to seriously maim anyone with fireworks gone awry. Maybe it’d be better to stay inside and keep to yourself… if you know what I mean.