As spring gives way to the heat of summer and all the little newborn chicks start their journey to full aves adulthood, so too does porn start heating up to all-new high temperatures. Chronicling this annual journey is your faithful reviewer of adult entertainment, Mr. Pink! This week I examined a live webcam site and three more of the Stiffia network’s sordid assortment. Cam With Her offered everything cam-lovers want but at a premium price that’ll put off many would-be devotees, while PinkoHD, WCP Club, and Magma Film gave Stiffia’s intercontinental fanbase something to really rejoice: stellar hardcore from Italy, Germany, and the home of porno, the West Coast of the USA. Check ’em out, folks, and until next week, keep the beat!
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Amateur Allure Expands, You Explode
Amateur Allure, a longtime favorite of ours here at Mr. Pink’s, has expanded its home video offerings with two DVD new lines set for release: Nice Girls Swallow and Somebody’s Daughter, each offering a distinct take on Amateur Allure’s signature POV casting-style hardcore movies and joining continuing series Cum Swallowing Auditions, Amateur Introductions, and Amateur POV Auditions. If that sounds a little dry or bland to you, take a look at this…
Nobody, and I do mean nobody, shoots POV porn quite like Amateur Allure. Originator of the oft-copied use of a handheld camera with mounted ring light reflected brilliantly in the eyes of the cock-hungry performer, Amateur Allure has been producing some incredible works of POV porn since 1999. Its two new lines focus in on two crucial elements of the sites success: the sweetly smiling faces of cum-swallowing models and the girl-next-door appeal many of them have in almost obscene measure. Taking center stage in Nice Girls Swallow’s first installment are Cassidy Klein, Mila Beth, Nadia Synn, and two mononymous new comers, while Somebody’s Daughter sees five unknown girls dropping to their knees and servicing out hosts.
Also adding a huge slate of porn to the online Amateur Allure experience is a fairly new deal that allows AA members to partake of porn made by Jules Jordan Video, Mr. POV, Fucked Hard 18, and Glory Hole Swallow featuring performances by turns charming and flirtatious or sordid and ultra-slutty that see women like Gabriella Paltrova, Destiny Dixon, Jayden Jaymes, and many more pros getting down and dirty. The best news of all, though, is that none of this third-party activity is disrupting the flow of Amateur Allure content. So, all you eye-contact loving suck-and-swallow fans, there’s never been a better time to wander through the halls of Amateur Allure and see who tickles AA proprietor Ray’s balls and your own carnal fancy.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – May 30th, 2015
As Masturbation Month grinds and strokes itself to a self-satisfied halt and the month of June comes back for another round, Mr. Pink’s investigated a handful of adult sites and conducted brand new reviews of each in an effort to keep you, dear reader, well informed on the quality and worth of the porn you pay for. From the Stiffia network, we checked out the vintage alpine “Heidi porn” of Herzog Videos, Deepthroat’s archive of classic Golden Age pornography, and the 23-site Stiffia network itself. Controversial male performer Christian XXX’s latest endeavor, the tranny-fucking and fucked-by-tranny site Pure-TS, also went under review and proved as intriguing as its taboo-smashing creator. Stay tuned for more porn site reviews next week as we delve deeper into Stiffia and maybe check out a webcam site or two.
Cleaning Up is Hard to Do
All guys have experienced that frantic search for a tissue, old sock, new sock, or fraying rag upon reaching the climax of a masturbatory jaunt. Not always fun, is it? You grab a communal tissue box – hey, nobody was home! – but get paranoid someone can feel the encrusted pre-cum adorning the cardboard side. Or you find the closest cloth object, wipe up, then realize you’ve probably stained your favorite vintage Heart concert shirt with a million-or-so little swimmers. What to do? What to do? Digital Playground, home of the DP contract stars and many incredible audio-visual masturbation aids, has the solution.
Dubbed the “DickBib” and riding the Internet-aided trend of “tributing” (ejaculating on) images of desirable women, Digital Playground has launched an IndieGoGo campaign to raise funds for its latest novelty, a clean-up cloth baring the visage of the studio’s current It Girl, Eva Lovia. Designed to hang below your junk “in anticipation of your spunk,” the DickBib is made from a “special polyester” that’s both reusable and washable, allegedly saving you copious funds otherwise spent on tissues and new socks. The DickBib wearer simply fastens above the penis and lets the lovely Ms. Lovia’s face dangle behind and below their balls in wait.
Is this product, which DP has for pre-sale for $20-a-pop with perks for larger contributions, the stupidest sexual aid to come along since the ScreamingO SnorkelO or a sensible and environmentally friendly way to clean up your spooge? More importantly though, what are you going to tell your visiting, doting mother when she finds the semen-encrusted face of a pornstar staring back at her from your month-old laundry basket and how do you address the “bib” portion of the name without feeling like you should be having baby food wiped from your chin by a babysitter?