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Post-Valentine Porno Pick-Me-Ups!

Last weekend saw amorously-minded folks around the world celebrate love, affection, romance, and lust in the commercially-perverted name of St. Valentine, but, as much as we’d hoped it wouldn’t be the case, some of us didn’t see our gifts and gratitude returned in kind. Rejection hurts, dude, and there’s no shame in admitting that. There is, however, great shame in letting even the most personally disappointing Valentine’s Day pass by without fapping furiously to the hottest V-Day porn available. So, in honor of broken hearts and flaccid dicks everywhere, here are Mr. Pink’s picks for the best of 2015’s Valentine’s Day offerings.

– Everyone’s favorite short-and-skinny blonde slut with a penchant for anal, Dakota Skye, enjoyed a relaxing bath before her boyfriend brings her roses, plucks her from the water, then lays her down for a tender seeing-to of his own over at Passion HD.

– Pure Mature introduced a brand new MILF to its viewers this Valentine’s: Bella Maree, a busty brunette who makes her porn debut in this body-worshipping and thoroughly erotic gift from one of the ‘net’s premiere MILF sites.

– Over at Babes.com, sultry, curvaceous Frenchwoman, Anissa Kate receives a gift from her boyfriend and promptly slips them over her slender legs and gives him a peek. He can’t resist and neither can she, so they mess around on the sofa before heading to the bedroom where more gifts more adventurous and risque await.

– Scoreland hit it big (literally) with two titular Valentine babes: Demmi Valentine and Jenna Valentine (no relation). Demmi, for her part, got an early start with a pre-V-Day office tryst while pale burlesque-styled beauty Jenna performed a lusty striptease for the occasion.

– Kasey Warner and Samantha Rone finally stopped in the name of love, headed for Web Young, and gave viewers a glimpse of budding teenage lesbian love taking hold.

– The incomparably beautiful Nicole Aniston basically offered herself as the nation’s Valentine, shooting a thrilling POV scene for Naughty America’s Housewife 1-on-1 that sees her holding your gaze like a demon in heat!

– X-Art commemorated the cinema release of 50 Shades of Grey with a kinky and submissive turn from Caprice, who, tied up and blindfolded, gives herself completely to her lover in the ultimate Valentine’s gift.

– Of all the US studios to offer Valentine’s Day porn, not surprisingly it was Brazzers that fared the best, serving up a steamy scene with lingerie-clad Nadia Styles and, against all odds (including the star’s brief retirement), the second installment of St. Valentine’s Day Assacre, the anal-heavy Jynx Maze-starring storyline started on Valentine’s Day, 2014.

World’s Dirtiest Artists Hit Detroit

Talk about new centers of artistic creativity and thriving entrepreneurship these days has moved past the overcrowded and overpriced mainstays like New York and San Francisco and is now focused on less obvious hotbeds of young urban growth. One such city, and arguably the one struggling to defeat a horrible reputation, is Detroit, Michigan. Once the heart of America’s immense industrial might, the Motor City has, as everyone has heard again and again and again, fallen on hard times. And, while craft breweries, hipster tattoo parlors, “artisanal tea” growers, and intellectual-copyright-infringing art fairs now litter Detroit in a tribute to the bland commodification of former vices and artistic outlets, there is someone working hard to promote debauchery, degeneracy, and complete and utter filth. His name is Jerry Vile and he’s the creator of the annual Dirty Show.

Launching this weekend and running until February 21st, The Dirty Show is Detroit’s annual exhibition of erotic art and performance. Now one of the largest exhibitions of its kind in the world, The Dirty Show was created by Vile in 2000 as a small art showing and in 2005 opened its Call to Artists to anyone who dared submit work. The resulting thousands of submissions saw more than 250 artists from 20 countries exhibit work over four days. For this year’s 16th annual celebration of the filth and the furry see such artistic luminaries as Ron English, the late H.R. Giger, Clive Barker, and Saturno Butto along with prominent national and local talents like Glenn Barr, John John Jesse, Pamela Wilson, and Jason Levesque. And, to top it all off, Vile and Exhibition Director Genevive Zacconi have nabbed another sterling lineup of erotic performers of all kinds. Hell, they even got exhibiting artist, filmmaker, and hitchhiking enthusiast John Waters to agree to deliver an updated “Filthier and Dirtier” rendition of his acclaimed one-man show This Filthy World.

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Sure, you’re not in Detroit (and, if you’re like most Americans, don’t plan to be) and can’t partake in all the ribald revelry of the Dirty Show 16, so why should you care? Well, dear reader, in a never-ending quest for further erotic inquiry, I am writing this blog from an unnamed airport terminal in the continental US, waiting to board a flight to Detroit and find out for myself the real dirt on The Dirty Show – and naturally I’ll be reporting back here with highlights, lowlights, and tantalizing tidbits galore. What, you think I’d let my close, personal friends and fellow porn enthusiasts miss out on all the fun?

Sextape Lesbians: DIY Done Right

Since the celebrity sextape has waned in popularity over the last 18 months, partially as a result worldwide guilt associated with The Fappening, the pseudo-authentic DIY or homemade sextape has undergone some fairly radical changes. Most obvious and troubling of all, the tendency of celebs to shoot obviously cultivated self-starring pornography, sell distribution rights to an established adult entertainment group, then sit back and proclaim themselves a victim of theft or malicious cyber-snooping. Most recently, though, we’ve seen sextapes take an even stranger turn, albeit one that’s resulting in far more accomplished and appealing movies.

At Sextape Lesbians, porn’s most stunning newcomers are making sextapes, but not like those seen in Manuel Ferrara’s Raw or Dana Vespoli’s Real Sex Diary over at Evil Angel, where established pornstars shoot themselves (as themselves) enjoying off-set sex. Sextape Lesbians’ producers made a few very good decisions early on: cast young up-and-comers, utilize new camera technology like smart phones and GoPros, have the girls shoot their own scenes, and present each scenario as a mix of reality and fantasy. Shooting scenes in sunny backyards, by the poolside, in luxurious hotel bathrooms, and the beds of the boyfriends and husbands they’re suddenly no longer interested in, Sextape Lesbians sees erotically-charged and believably natural kissing, fondling, caressing, and fucking that’s by equal measure tenderly romantic and fiercely carnal.

And the best part of the sextape trend shuffling over to pornstar productions? At least these people can fuck!

Beatin’ on a Budget! with WTF Pass

European hardcore networks litter the Internet like drive-through photomats once littered the parking lots of North American strip malls, but how do you discern the worth of one from the other? How do you filter out the untranslated, unintelligible drivel pouring out of many Eastern European states to leave only the highest quality Euro-smut? Why, by heeding the advice of your go-to porn advisor, Mr. Pink, of course! And there’s one particular Euro-hardcore network that’s proven quite popular around the office, a network with some peculiar sexual habits and a giant-cocked Panda: WTF Pass.

Home to eleven sites – College Fuck Parties, Pickup Fuck, Hard Fuck Girls, Porn Weekends, Dolls Porn, Public Sex Adventures, HD Massage Porn, Panda Fuck, The Art Porn, and Meet, Suck & Fuck – WTF Pass may indeed leave the average porn viewer muttering “What the fuuuuck?”, erection-in-hand as they stare at a twelve-person orgy in the middle of a forest, extreme double-penetrations, on-bus blowjobs, and, yes, even sex with a guy in a strap-on-equipped Panda costume. There’s no doubt WTF Pass presents a wide and quite weird variety of hardcore thrills, but is it plentiful enough to warrant your patronage? With close to 2000 scenes online, I dare say it is, but let’s find out for sure.

THE MATH:
WTF Pass usually charges its members $34.95-a-month for access privileges, but with Mr. Pink on the case, and a discount on the cards for readers, this adventurous Europorn network is now more affordable than ever: only $19.95-a-month! Just how does that work out on a scene-by-scene basis? Let’s the the calculator and muster up some numbers! WTF Pass’s eleven networked websites each come out to a cost of just $1.80-a-month each, a bargain by anyone’s standards. The 1865 scenes currently on offer (including both video and photo content) each come to barely more than one cent each, 1.07¢ to be exact. One cent for a 50-minute outdoor six-girl, four-guy orgy, a Panda-blowing teen slut, or tender and romantic ass-fucking on a four-poster bed.

It’s rare to find such a boldly debaucherous Euro network offering such affordable memberships, so be sure to give WTF Pass some serious consideration while the bargain-priced membership is still available. (But be sure to check out our fully detailed WTF Pass website reviews right here at Mr. Pink’s before you do!)