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Mr. Pink’s Annual Halloween Porn Report: The Contenders

Finally, it’s (almost) Halloween! The most heavily costumed night of the year has arrived and you know what that means: a big ol’ bunch of Halloween porn has arrived to creep you out (a little) and turn you on (a lot) with costumed performers and spooky scenarios. As usual, the masters of big-budget high-concept porn, Brazzers, has gone hog wild with this particular holiday. So much so that I’m forced to leave all Brazzers Halloween scenes out of this here blog, Mr. Pink’s Annual Halloween Porn Report for 2014! (Don’t worry, guys and ghouls, a dedicated Brazzers Halloween blog is just around the corner!) So, without further ado, let’s take a look at what you’ll be watching as harvest season winds down and the darker end of the year creeps in.

Itty-bitty blonde teen Maddy Rose briefly appears in Tiny4K’s Halloween debut, appropriately entitled Trick or Treat. Dressed as Red Riding Hood, Maddy crawls over to her unidentified dude’s instantly-stiff dick to give him a special treat. From the same folks behind Tinky4K comes another trio of Halloween-themed hardcore scenes: Passion HD sees Gianna Nicole barely covering herself in a super-skimpy nurses outfit before being fucked on the kitchen counter in Halloween Adult Party; at POVD Ali Rae very, very briefly wears some kind of football outfit preparing for the big night ahead in Halloween Morning, but she’s soon distracted by cock; Kendra Lust stars as a lusty, cougar-costumed MILF in the best of this bunch, Pure Mature’s Make Her Purr.

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Over at Team Skeet, Jada Stevens and Cassidy Banks have gotten all dolled up as a slinky black feline and a bra-bursting cop, respectively. Jada laps milk from a saucer then welcomes the attention of her fiercely erect fella in That’s a Good Kitty for Teen Curves. Titty Attack’s Not Your Average Cop sees Cassidy (sorry, “Officer Banks”) seize some guy’s weed stash before finding something far more interesting in his jeans.

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Much to my disappointment, it seems few major porn networks and sites are bothering with Halloween-themed porn this year. I’d almost given up on my search, believing Brazzers to have finally knocked out their seasonal competition, when I found what is arguably this year’s single most decadent and depraved Halloween porn production: intense bondage site Sexually Broken’s incredible crucifixion scene starring hard-bodied MILF babe, Darling. Starting out with a large pumpkin on her head, her face replaced by its carved expression, Darling hangs on a cross, her breasts tied tight and turning a deep purple-pink. Darling is soon hauled inside where the pumpkin head comes off and she’s subjected to brutal fucking in all three holes. This leaves her cumming and gushing hard, heading straight for subspace (and your hard drive).

As I mentioned above, these are the more significant Halloween-themed efforts from top-rated porn sites and networks, but there’s one company that blows away the competition year after year when it comes to smutty Halloween treats. That company is Brazzers, where you’ll find an incredible set of seven exclusive hardcore Halloween romps, in addition to a five-part epic entitled American Whore Story. Keep your peepers peeled on this here blog for a full rundown of what the infamous ZZ is offering this Halloween season and, as always, keep it spooky!

Kink Encroaches on Mainstream

Notorious San Francisco-based fetish porn studio, Kink.com, has been garnering much attention over the last few years, attention both wanted and unwanted, from fans and critics alike. Whether it’s HIV transmission allegedly occurring on set, a performer bemoaning what turned out to be a pretty tough scene, or accusations of on-set assault and misconduct, the conversations about Kink have been heated for some time now, so much so that many have suggested the company leave its home in the San Francisco Armory and shut-up shop for good. Kink founder and CEO, Peter Acworth agrees that something needs to change, but he and his crew aren’t going anywhere anytime soon; they’re just “rebranding” their BDSM empire as that most loathsome of commercial entities the “lifestyle” brand.

Alongside its main endeavor, shooting the most bristling and brazen hardcore BDSM porn on the planet, Kink has extended its reach into other areas with its already popular Armory studio tours, fetish workshops and classes, and The Armory Club, a bar and cocktail lounge launched in late 2012. Acworth says Kink has seen “tremendous growth” in such extracurricular arms of his enterprise, growth that he hopes will continue as Kink drops two and rebrands another pair of its more outrageous websites in favor of refocusing attention on online social interactivity, retail sales, community events, and a more conventionally palatable take on hardcore BDSM.

So, as we bid our goodbyes to Public Disgrace and Bound in Public and best wishes for the redevelopment of Hardcore Gangbangs and Fantasy Gangbangs (and keep our hopes up for a continued reign of utter debauchery), why not enjoy a few of Kink’s most recent and very much intense works, perhaps Lyla Storm’s Snow White gangbang or maybe some Dungeon Sex or some electrified labia majora. After all, you never know when Kink will ditch such havens of sexual degeneracy in favor of keychains, branded martini glasses, and a roaring profit margin.

Beatin’ on a Budget! with JAV HD

It’s quite rare for an all-Japanese porn site or network to avoid the heavy hand of the national censors and actually distribute extremely explicit pornography, no matter how tame it may seem to us Westerners. That explicit depiction of sex acts is only one of the reasons JAV HD is a network worth your time, attention, and yes, possibly your money. There’s few other sites and network offering such a large collection of uncensored J-porn and even fewer with sites devoted to squirting, schoolgirls, MILFs and pubic muffs. So perhaps your long, exhausting search for an Asian porno wonderland is finally at an end.

JAV HD’s 13 websites all have their own focus: Pussy AV’s vaginal obsession, Hey Outdoor’s sunny beachside romps, Lingerie AV’s bra-and-pantie combos, Hairy AV’s pubically hirsute beauties, AV Stocking’s and its hosiery-covered legs, AV Anal’s devotion to rear-end plugging and playing, the hefty boobage of AV Tits, Schoolgirls HD’s uniformed student sluts, Gang AV’s gangbangers and gangbangees, the mature harlots of Hey MILF, blowjobs of Ferame, and squirting of Shiofuky, as well as with AV69’s idol-focused glamour-porn.

Equally as important as what sites are included in JAV HD’s motherly reach is how well they’re presented. All sites now offer 720p and 1080p High Definition videos as standard, also delivering 2000px photo galleries in most cases and giving its models detailed profile pages to introduce them to their newest, biggest fans. A few warnings, though, before you rush into a JAV HD membership a little too quickly: don’t expect English-language scenes or translation of Japanese dialog; don’t be surprised to find a few dupe updates across the network; and don’t go hog-wild on your downloading as a flexible monthly transfer limit is in place for all users. (See the full Mr. Pink’s JAV HD porn review for full details!)

THE MATH:
With a discount from Mr. Pink’s bringing the standard $29.95 monthly price of JAV HD membership down to only $19.95, the value of this irrepressible network only increases. With 13 sites online, each one works out to cost you only $1.42! And, with 17,000 scenes online, you’re looking at a cost-per-scene of only .117¢. That’s, like, 850 scenes for a buck, man! Throw in photo galleries and you’ve got an incredible deal that should have any J-porn fan shouting “Saikou!” from the rooftops!

James Deen Keeps on Sinnin’

Last week, we ran through the first four installments of James Deen’s soon-to-be legendary feature series, James Deen’s 7 Sins: Greed, Gluttony, Lust, and Pride. Now that the final installment, Wrath, has premiered on JamesDeen.com, it’s time to wrap up this whole sordid affair before I send myself straight to the Netherworld for what I’ve seen and written.

ENVY, the fifth feature in the series, details the downward spiral of pornstar Chanel Preston, whose obsession with Deen and his nubile ladyfriend Chloe Foster progresses from voyeurism to poisoning, kidnapping, and rape. After her husband ignores her advances, Preston ropes Foster into fluffing her waiting crew of gangbangers, preparing them for an airtight three-guy plug-fest that leaves Preston satisfied and Foster humiliated.

SLOTH sees Lia Lor attempting to brush her teeth after a tryst with Deen, only to find his water’s been cut off. She wades through a messy floor to join Deen, slumped on the sofa in his pajamas, and attempts to rouse him with a blowjob. Due to her partner’s disinterest, Lor’s imagination conjures up two distinct threesomes and fantasizes about another man pounding her as she rests on Deen’s lap. Only, this fantasy doesn’t seem particularly enjoyable. In fact, so heavy and dour mood in the apartment that Lor ups and leaves for something a bit brighter.

Deen’s final installment, WRATH, is the most furiously sordid of them all. With a shaven head that makes him look like a death row inmate Deen beats the crap out of Danny Wylde then tears through a gauntlet of naked female figures (many of them from porn’s current generation of supersluts), aggressively dominating each one as she comes into reach. Slamming them against the wall by the neck, slapping faces and tits, choking and suffocating them, Deen even goes so far as to pick one blonde up by inserting his fingers between her lower lips and lifting. After treating himself to all nine women over the feature’s three scenes, Deen, who’s as much a cinematic adventurer as he is a sexual one, has accomplished something truly remarkable. A seven-feature hardcore porn series that owes as much to the film work of Gordon Willis and Gaspar Noe as it does to Deen’s distributor John Stagliano and his Evil Angel empire. How ever will he top James Deen’s 7 Sins?

Oh, and if you’re eager to see Deen’s treatise on sexual sin, you can do so at his official website, which throughout October will donate 50% of all profits to cancer research, prevention, and treatment.