Porn Productions Want You!

Two adult entertainment companies with, uh, adventurous tastes have put out a call for applicants who might bring some fresh new ideas to the fold. And, if you’re handy with a typewriter or know your way around a Canon EOS 7D, you could find yourself livin’ the life and making porn for a living. Oh, you want details? Mr. Pink will give ya details!

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Those readers with some experience shooting digital video might want to investigate their options with Mile High Media, an industry leader in niche genre content ranging from romantic lesbian (Sweetheart Video) and transsexual porn (TransSensual) to gonzo (Doghouse Digital) and reality porn (Reality Junkies). Based in Mount Royal, Quebec, Mile High might be too, well, foreign for some wannabe pornographers, but moving to Canada is a small price to pay for climbing up another dozen rungs on the adult entertainment ladder of career opportunity. If you’ve been shooting amateur or semi-pro stuff and doing a pretty damn good job of it (if you do say so yourself), why not step into the big leagues?

And, for those of you whose talents lay with the written word more than the photographic frame, and those with an interest in the dirtiest and most taboo-smashing pornography on the planet, there’s Desperate Pleasures’ “Write Your Own Fantasy” contest currently running at TheImpregNation, one of the companies most outrageous pseudo-incest sites. Desperate Pleasures founder JW Ties emphasized the importance of fan contributions, saying “The erotica we make speaks to a need in the market driven by the dirty imaginations of the fans. Where else could we get these ideas?”

So, there you go, cinematographers and porn purveyors alike. There’s the wide-open doorway to the porn world you’ve been waiting for. Sure, one is an actual paying gig and the other just nets you a DVD and some lube, but beggars can’t be choosers.

Applications can be made through Mile High Media and TheImpregNation.

An Ode to Rocco

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I’m all torn up, you guys. Our hero, the Italian Stallion himself, the world’s pornstar, Rocco Siffredi has officially retired from performing. You’ll have to excuse this interruption to Mr. Pink’s regularly scheduled and styled blog posts, ’cause I’m just too emotional right now to write anything but, but…… poetry!

Years ago, an Italian lad
A young stallion, name of Rocco
In his mind’s eye, did shout “Egads!”
and his intuition follow
From one girl to four to fifteen, true
No number overwhelmed him
But Rocco, who will follow you
Now you’ve thrown the towel in

I fear that I am brokenhearted
Though I’m sure I will recover
Unlike the girls whose cheeks he parted
‘fore their faces he did cover
Longing to with him work again
Pro sluts cry out in pain
“Oh, Rocco, our dear Rocco
Porn will never be the same”

Personally, I must agree
The loss is ours, not yours
So I’ll reign in my jealousy
As your wife had done hers

I wish your kin no sadness
I wish your kin no grief
So let me now extend my hand
in congratulations to your wife
Rosa, the Rocco-thief

rocco siffredi review

Beating on a Budget! with DDF Network

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Denys Defrancesco has, over more than twenty years, established himself as one of Europe’s preeminent pornographers and erotic artists. His online empire has grown too, with DDF Network now hosting 16 exclusive websites, each one dedicated to a slightly different take on Europorn. The sites tackle established genres like big-boobed women (DDF Busty), fellatio (Only Blowjob), and foot fetishism (Hot Legs & Feet), but also try out less defined areas of filmed sexual activity. Hands on Hardcore ramps up a typical sex scene until it’s seared into your memory forever. Hairy Twatter gives women who keep their pubic hair lush and lively a chance to grab the spotlight. Interactivity is the goal of DDF Adventures, and it’s helped along that path by DDF Live Sex, a parade of webcam performers. 1 By Day, House of Taboo, Euro Girls on Girls, Euro Teen Erotica, Sex Video Casting, Eve Angel Official, Cherry Jul, Sandy’s Fantasies, DDF VOD, and the aforementioned sites all combine to give DDF Network an enormous archive of stellar European porn that covers most pornographic bases, and does it in style.

Now discounted from its admittedly high price of $44.99 to only $33.99-a-month, a DDF Network membership should no longer be regarded as too expensive for the average porno fan.

With a network archive holding 13,240 scenes across 16 websites, DDF Network could be viewed as now charging only $2.12-per-month for each of its sites; or, taken on a scene-by-scene basis, each update costs an absolute pittance, only .0025¢! Any way you slice it, that makes DDF Network far more affordable than it usually is. And, with such a huge treasure chest of carnal entertainment on hand, it’s now a network almost impossible to resist.

DDF Network review