Beating on a Budget with Cherry Pimps!

Cherry Pimps

Cherry Pimps, a 33-site network boasting the official websites of more pornstars than the XBIZ Awards stage can hold without collapsing, didn’t just receive its first Mr. Pink’s review recently, it received high marks in all the crucial areas: 1080p HD video streams and downloads, 5760px photo galleries with zipped sets, dozens of visiting pornstars, a bust live show schedule, and a deep archive peppered with daily updates. The perfect argument for checking out this unsung porno hero for the first time, wouldn’t you say? Well, what if I told you Cherry Pimps could now be enjoyed in full for thirty days for less than the price of a decent pizza? Chow down on this bargain, fuck fans!

THE MATH:
Cherry Pimps and its 33 sites deliver a combined 5473 archived scenes, which, at $9.95, breaks down to an absurdly low cost of .0018¢ per scene. Taking it on a site-by-site basis, you’d be paying 30¢ per site. From Aaliyah Love and Adriana Chechik to Morgan Lee and Trinity St. Clair, there’s an amazing roster of top-notch talent appearing here on their very own websites, most of them boasting totally exclusive updates. Adding a huge amount of replay value is Cherry Pimps’s live webcam shows happening daily via Wild on Cam – upcoming shows include Jessica Ryan, Adria Rae, and Heather Vahn with Karlee Grey – pushing an already unbeatable deal into stratospheric savings territory.

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Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 1st, 2016

mrpinksAutumn arrives as September rolls around and, at Mr. Pink’s, that means cooler weather and hotter porn as we head toward awards season. This week we threw a spotlight on two erotica sites, the entirely softcore Met Art and its masturbating sister-site Met Art X, and two gay hardcore sites, Next Door World (a network trying to bridge orientation divides) and Raging Stallion, home to a hefty archive of hunks. On Mr. Pink’s blog we look at the return of Kissa Sins to the Tumblr-verse and Archangel Video’s devotion to asses, faces, and tits – all in the name of pornographic enlightenment. Until next time, fuck-fans… think Pink!

Archangel’s Anatomy 101

Archangel Video

Since the birth of his new studio Archangel Video, acclaimed adult director Mimefreak has been going from strength to strength, casting popular stars in their anal and gangbang debuts, showcasing A-listers every other release, and confirming his position as a prominent facilitator of anatomical learning. That’s right, folks, the Mimefreak has been quietly celebrating the more alluring parts of the female form in awesome HD movies starring porn’s brightest and boldest. In anticipation of what’s to come from Archangel, here’s a look at the bodily concerns of one of porn’s hottest new outfits.

From the bottom up, beginning with the derriere, Archangel has thrown a commonly used character in front of its favorite body parts to give a series of anatomically concerned movies a cohesive titling structure, as well as two meanings: does “#MyAss” point to social media tagging trends or is it a request for a rear-end pounding? It turns out to be both with Jada Stevens, Maddy O’Reilly, Bonnie Rotten, and Remy LaCroix throwing their anal expertise in your direction while thick Sicilian beauty Lola Foxx accepts her first rectal invasion, who noted ” I literally got chills watching the trailer for ‘#MyAss’ and I cannot wait for my fans to see the full scene!” The thickness continued in #MyAss Vol. 2 with Remy LaCroix and Lola Foxx both returning for another pounding, this time joined by Sarah Vandella and Asian sensation Morgan Lee with everyone this time wrapping their cheeks around the BBCs of Sean Michaels and Prince Yahshua.

Hitting the upper-middle body region, Archangel added a word to amplify its focus: Beautiful. In the first two volumes of the Beautiful Tits series, we’ve seen natural and inflated breasts absorb sweat and semen, roll around hypnotically during cowgirl, and stare back at us with their irresistible nipples. And, belonging to Kagney Linn Karter, Krissy Lynn, Romi Rain, Katrina Jade, Summer Brielle, Peta Jensen, Nina Elle, Nikki Benz, and Brooklyn Chase, these racks aren’t easy to follow up, but Archangel’s done it anyway. Volume 3 of the chest-obsessed series sees more blondes (Kenize Taylor and Kandace Kayne) throw their curves around while newcomer Lana Rhoades and cover girl August Ames prove almost as skilled with their boobs as they are with their mouths and hands.

Archangel’s first all-oral movie again brought Remy LaCroix to the screen and invited her to grace the cover of #MyFace. Joined by some of the prettiest and most skilled pornstars working – Veruca James, Jada Stevens, Vicky Chase, Karmen Karma, Maddy O’Reilly, and Nina Elle (who cheats a little and uses her breasts) – the first installment of #MyFace features the biggest black dicks in the Archangel stable sliding down slippery pornstar throats, making their eyes well up, their makeup run, and ultimately covering their beautiful visages with a creamy facial cleanser. #MyFace Vol. 2 followed on in style, taking a darker approach to fellatio and inviting even more daring oral experts to work their magic. British Stella Cox joined American blondes Kenzie Taylor, Cali Carter, and cover girl AJ Applegate in excellent cock-sucking scenes shot with heavy shadows and a deep, kinky atmosphere. Kimber Woods takes a hard oral thrusting, as does Kimmy Granger, but Dakota Skye manages to top them all with an intense oral impaling from some nameless stuntcock that sees her choke, cry, giggle, and sweat her way to the ultimate erectile explosion.

Mimefreak continues his anatomical reviews over at Archangel Video’s membership site – which just received its first Mr. Pink’s review, a glowing one – where the finest females in porn today stop by to have their measurements triple-checked, their diets confirmed, and their every marvelous curve captured in glorious High Definition by Mimefreak and the Archangel crew.