Christmas is Cumming

Spizoo Lauren Philips

This week at Mr. Pink’s we shine a red-and-green spotlight on some seasonal early birds who’ve swooped down and left us eagle-eyed viewers with some Christmas treats with which to work up one hell of an appetite. Spizoo has, somewhat unexpectedly, beaten out all others with five exclusive holiday updates already landing on its network sites. Bang Bros is already playing catch-up and has dropped a duo while Nubiles Porn follows with a single (glorious) group effort.

Nubiles Porn expertly employs “ugly” Christmas sweaters, wrapping up Angel Smalls and Kenzie Reeves in a tacky pair. Finding that Santa has left their mom a vibrator, the pair unwrap it early and steal it for their own pleasure. Soon, step-brother Logan stumbles upon the pair and invites himself in, plowing them both beneath the glistening tree until a creampie ending leaves them all reeling.

Tiny blondes are on the minds of the Bang Bros these holidays. Bang Bros 18 welcomed Anastasia Knight to sit on Santa’s lap for a family photo, but the jolly man’s wandering hands soon reveal what she really wants for Christmas, a ride on Santa’s dick while her parents continue their sofa-bound festivities completely oblivious. Maddie Winters is picked up by the Bang Bus and coaxed into helping the guys with their Christmas Special. Gussying herself up at their request in a sexy elf outfit, she soon picks up a Santa all her own while driving around Miami, sucking and fucking him for a little extra holiday cash in true Bang Bros style.

Spizoo’s Christmas bonanza sees Cameron Canela stop by First Class POV to receive one of her Christmas wishes, a dick to suck and pound her giddy. Busty beauties Lauren Phillips and Jenevieve Hexxx share some Christmas cupcakes but end up smearing icing on each other’s tits before getting even wilder. Some vaginal stocking stuffing and ample food play later, they retire to bed after an amazing Christmas Eve. In what it’s calling “one of the best scenes of [her] stellar career,” Spizoo proudly presents Jessica Jaymes as Mrs. Claus, who gives the fat, bearded bastard a lighter load to carry, draining his sack after he injures himself on the job.

Cherie DeVille must really dig the holidays, ‘cause she has two Spizoo scenes already jingling viewers’ bells. First teasing us with a dirty talking masturbation session clad in red-and-black lingerie, she follows with an amazing FFM threeway complete with strap-on-aided DP provided by the similarly festive Aaliyah Love. Boy, what a woman!

The network is also offering a holiday membership discount: $60 for a full year of Spizoo access, the perfect gift for your oh-so-deserving self!

The holidays are upon us, so Mr. Pink’s will return right after the 25th with another seasonal review, folks. Until then, enjoy your holidays!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – December 13th, 2017

mrpinksAt Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews this week we celebrate the life and erotic contributions of August Ames, whose untimely death last week has the porn world grieving en masse. While looking at Ms. Ames best work on the blog, we also take new looks at two bona fide heroes of the hardcore world: “cumshot legend Peter North and the “Italian stallion” Rocco Siffredi, both men based on the excellent Fame Digital network and home to HD updates both exclusive and not, freshly produced and classic. Next week we’ll be examining some truly warped hentai from Japan and Europe’s messiest bukkake website. Join us then!

Adult Industry Mourns August Ames

Every now and then the porn world suffers a loss it didn’t see coming, the premature departure of someone whose promise was outmatched only by their enthusiasm. With last week’s passing by suicide of August Ames, the 23-year-old three-time AVN Female Performer of the Year nominee, the porn world grieves both for the woman born Mercedes Grabowski in Novia Scotia in 1994 and for August Ames, the endlessly energetic performer.

August Ames

Quietly marrying director Kevin Moore a few years ago and only recently bringing their relationship into public view, Ames seemed determined to beat an extremely difficult upbringing marred by molestation and neglect. Talking on Holly Randall’s Unfiltered podcast in September, Ames discussed her battle with depression, multiple personality disorder, and other mental health concerns. It was a side of the star few fans had been aware of, which made the online furor over her refusal to work with male co-stars also performing in gay porn all the more troubling. A number of Ames’s friends and colleagues took to Twitter to denounce the fandom and the “bullying” and “harassment” they threw her way in the days prior to her death. The only clear lesson to be learned here, it seems, is that we can’t know someone’s private suffering no matter how well we feel we know them in other ways.

August Ames always lit up her scenes with a effervescence and energy that belied her inner personal struggles so, in tribute, here’s a few selections from a sadly brief but clearly accomplished career.

A trio of Bang Bros scenes pairing Ames with Mike Adriano gave fans glorious tours of her incredible Amazonian figure, landing at PAWG and Bang POV between March June 2014 and November 2015.

Also providing a visual feast for Ames’s still-growing fanbase, four scenes shot for Fantasy HD capture the tall brunette stunner at her fittest: Handcuffed Hottie, Yoga Deep Throat, Bare Necessities, and Heart Rate Hottie, the latter featuring a blowjob given to Bruce Venture that’s the envy of thousands of eager fans.

It makes sense to end with a celebration of love, companionship, and the most positive elements of family. August Ames and Kevin Moore kept their marriage out of the public sphere but released scenes together on multiple occasions, most notably for Moore’s Titty Creampies, Spandex Loads, Crack Fuckers, and Panty Pops series available from Evil Angel. There’s some clear chemistry within these POV encounters and, her big brown eyes gazing into the camera, they’re arguably the sweetest and most memorable of all Ms. Ames onscreen turns. May she finally rest in peace.