A pinch and a punch for the first of the month, folks, and I hope your Halloween was as enjoyable as the sativa-soaked Treehouse of Horror marathon I spent in my pajamas. This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we’re featuring two very, very different sites. Pimp.XXX is a burgeoning super network hosting top pornstars in niche hardcore scenes delivered to you not only in 1080p HD but 4k Ultra-HD resolutions, too! Nightclub.EU can’t boast such pristine visual quality, but it does feature a wide range of licensed and original (but mostly licensed) smut from around the world. From German watersports to Californian anal spinners, it’s all here and streaming to your computer, smart TV, or AirPlay device. That should keep you all busy until next week, but if not, there’s a ton of Halloween porno gracing the ‘net this year and the best of it is featured on our blog; why not wind down from another All Hallows’ with a filthy fantasy for next year?
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Halloween Hits Brazzers!
The always reliable Brazzers has come through again for us cosplay fans and taboo fuckers this Halloween, bringing its members a trio of tantalizing tales to astonish and arouse. On all-female site Hot & Mean, Real Wife Stories, and Brazzers Extra we encounter everything from a cheating wife whose husband proves too preoccupied with his pumpkin carving to notice she’s started fucking Xander bloody Corvus to a bored housewife who disapproves of a young woman being out alone on Halloween only to find she’s armed herself with a dick.
Blair Williams is that bored housewife and it’s Sadie Pop who darkens her door, demanding some candy all gussied up in a black leather devil number, revealing her similarly black strap-on cock when Ms. Williams requests a trick before doling out the sugary treats. A well matched angel-and-devil pair in Turning Tricks, the two thrash about on Blair’s sofa, making each come with a furious scissoring before Sadie heads off into the moonlit Halloween night.
The Fuckening sees Brazzers’ favorite Romi Rain and her husband Keiran Lee throwing a Halloween party for their neighbors, after which they promptly start drunkenly fooling around. As something always does this time of year, something goes bump in the night and the couple find (and fuck) a sexy Australian vampiress going by the professional porno name of Angela White.
Lastly, Penny Pax returns to Brazzers with her ass open and eager for attention – what a shock! Hallowanking sees the porcelain-skinned redhead throwing herself at her handsome neighbor when her husband can’t tear himself away from their Halloween decorating, her barely-there red-and-black lingerie ensemble clearly not working its intended magic. Soon, a dick is in her ass and it’s not her husband’s, confirming this as a Brazzers Halloween well worth indulging in.
From all of us at Mr. Pink’s, enjoy your Halloween and we hope you stain a skimpy costume this year!
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – October 27th, 2017
Halloween is about to happen, folks, and we at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews are gearing up for the big day with a blog about a trio of tasty Halloween-themed scenes from the Babes Network. Also this week, exclusive reviews of two brand new sites, both loosely attached to the Nubiles brand. NF Busty stands alone as Nubiles’ best ever take on big-boob porn while Bratty Sis takes reality porn, POV shooting, and current fave fetish “step-cest” and delivers it one hell of a tasty HD package. Get your costumes ready, post a few selfies (and rope your girl in), then get your asses back here for a post-Halloween porno comedown with Mr. Pink!
Halloween Happenings at Babes
All Hallows’ Eve is almost upon us and there’s one adult studio that’s already unleashing its annual slate of Halloween-themed (and therefore costumed) carnal encounters. Babes, the six-site network that’s home to Elegant Anal, Step Mom Lessons, and Black is Better (among other sites), has already welcomed four very sexy women to its roster in celebration of the spookiest (and most scantily clad) holiday.
In Moving Day for the main Babes site, skinny blonde sweetheart Alexa Grace is unpacking her things after moving to a new apartment when she finds a Wonder Woman costume she must’ve stashed after a drunken Halloween a few years back. Slipping into it and finding it a perfect fit, it isn’t long before she’s seducing the last remaining mover into letting her work him over, cape and all.
The stunning curves of Lena Paul once again grace the Babes servers, this time for Black is Better’s Haunted Honey. At home and in the throes of masturbation, a white sheet thrown over her kneeling body, Lena is startled when her husband, fearing an intruder then observing a “ghost,” walks in armed with skillet. Apologetically unzipping his pants, she gives her lucky guy the chance to pound her towards satisfaction before taking his load in her hungry mouth.
Yet again for the flagship Babes site, the third scene to appear stars Darie Dolce and Milana May as a pair of Sacredy Cats who, when watching a horror movie in true Halloween spirit, Milana is startled and spills popcorn not on, but in Darcie’s cleavage. They begin playing around, tossing kernels at each other then eating them up wherever they land, then things get a bit steamier, they kiss, shirts are removed, and some very steamy sex takes place in their backyard, their moans only just drowned out by Night of the Living Dead projected on a nearby wall.
Damn, usually Halloween porn is all stupid pop-culture costumes, candy fetishization, and young girls. Thanks, Babes, for a more sophisticated take on the holiday that turns everyone into a little ghoul again.