Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 16th, 2016

mrpinksSummer’s winding down and leading us into the forthcoming winter chill, so it’d be a good idea to start stockpiling porno for the cold months ahead and where better to start than with this week’s slate of Mr. Pink-reviewed online smut peddlers? Gentle Desire presented us with some decent hardcore erotica but failed to leave its mark on the niche. Teen Mega World’s TMW VR, on the other hand, left that network more futuristic than ever with its UHD 3D VR POV hardcore scenes. Two new pseudo-cest sites from the Team Skeet crew (but not included in the network) that made strong first impressions, POV sister-fucking romp Sis Loves Me and the all-inclusive Family Strokes and its mommies, daddies, and teenage step-siblings all fucking their way into very expensive therapy. Next week is bound to be a little less out-there at Mr. Pink’s, but don’t let that stop you from returning for more brand new porn site reviews.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 9th, 2016

mrpinksThis week your ol’ pal Mr. Pink, purveyor of the finest porn website reviews around (and apparent illeist), took it upon himself to examine a handful of the ‘net’s weirdest, most erotic, and hardest-to-ignore adult websites, including the condom-free all-male hardcore romp Next Door Raw. Into more hetero territory, GoGo Bar Auditions took us behind the scenes of Thailand’s salacious nightclub dancing circuit, Abby Winters delivered Australian and European amateurs in all-natural situations and environments (and fucking each other and their boyfriends), and Zishy strolled around Los Angeles on dates with the finest, foxiest, and most flirtatious amateurs, starlets, and bona fide pornstar beauties we’ve yet to see. Next week, there’ll be more from Mr. Pink’s, but what exactly that will entail remains to be seen.

New Sensations Loves the Ladies

Over the last year or two, one of porn’s most consistently popular and acclaimed studios, New Sensations saw a distinct shift in focus from light daddy play to outright step-cest scenarios. From step-daughters filled by their new fathers to young guys introducing their slutty sisters to a roomful of his gangbanging bros, it seemed every other New Sensations release contained the word sister, brother, father, daddy, son, mommy, or hot wife. But it’s not all taboo scenarios on the New Sensations set these days, as proven by the launch of the studio’s newest venture, The Lesbian Experience.

The Lesbian Experience

Initially launching as a DVD line in early May with ‘A Soft Touch,’ The Lesbian Experience is now a membership site ripe for the proverbial plucking. Dedicated to presenting what director Jacky St. James calls “beautifully shot sex scenes with emotions and a deep connection,” this all-female site already offers more than 30 scenes to new members, scenes starring acclaimed girl-girl performers like Riley Reid, Shyla Jennings, Leah Gotti, and Bree Daniels and viewable in MP4 and FLV files, and in streams, and in High Definition formats of 720p and 1080p and photos hitting 1920px resolutions in galleries and zips.

As for the sex itself, The Lesbian Experience is clearly aiming for a “lipstick lesbian” approach, eschewing naturalism in favor of sultry lingerie underneath provocative outfits, of ample toy use and heightened sex acts performed for the camera. That said, the imagery is truly stunning, the camera holding back for full-body wide shots before heading in for close-ups of pretty faces kissing passionately, neatly trimmed pussies grinding against each other and sharing fluids, and more nipple action than the inside of Victoria’s Secret’s most popular bra range.

Subtly glamorous lesbian sex seems to be on the rise in recent months with new sites and series popping up all over the place, including GirlsWay and GirlGrind, so The Lesbian Experience crew likely have their work cut out for them. With backing from New Sensations and Digital Sin, however, it’s not something this inspired creative crew can’t manage.

Look for a full review of both New Sensations and The Lesbian Experience in the coming days from Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews.

Beating on a Budget with Cherry Pimps!

Cherry Pimps

Cherry Pimps, a 33-site network boasting the official websites of more pornstars than the XBIZ Awards stage can hold without collapsing, didn’t just receive its first Mr. Pink’s review recently, it received high marks in all the crucial areas: 1080p HD video streams and downloads, 5760px photo galleries with zipped sets, dozens of visiting pornstars, a bust live show schedule, and a deep archive peppered with daily updates. The perfect argument for checking out this unsung porno hero for the first time, wouldn’t you say? Well, what if I told you Cherry Pimps could now be enjoyed in full for thirty days for less than the price of a decent pizza? Chow down on this bargain, fuck fans!

THE MATH:
Cherry Pimps and its 33 sites deliver a combined 5473 archived scenes, which, at $9.95, breaks down to an absurdly low cost of .0018¢ per scene. Taking it on a site-by-site basis, you’d be paying 30¢ per site. From Aaliyah Love and Adriana Chechik to Morgan Lee and Trinity St. Clair, there’s an amazing roster of top-notch talent appearing here on their very own websites, most of them boasting totally exclusive updates. Adding a huge amount of replay value is Cherry Pimps’s live webcam shows happening daily via Wild on Cam – upcoming shows include Jessica Ryan, Adria Rae, and Heather Vahn with Karlee Grey – pushing an already unbeatable deal into stratospheric savings territory.

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