Naughty America Goes Virtual

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This year the porn world seemed to sleep through Fourth of July with only a smattering of patriotic perversion hitting the WiFi-waves this past weekend. As they do every year, the folks at Naughty America cooked up a special Independence Day celebration scene with Phoenix Marie and Allie Haze sharing Johnny Castle by the pool, but there was another Naughty America scene that, unbeknownst to many porn lovers, was released on July 2nd as the first installment of Naughty America’s latest art form-advancing upgrades. But first, let’s backtrack a bit…

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One month prior to Naughty America’s latest unveiling, Oculus VR, creator of head-mounted virtual-reality display system Rift, told Business Insider that it would not be allowing adult-oriented virtual reality content to be sold through its app store, saying “Oculus only distributes developer content that meets their terms of service, which forbid pornographic content from being a part of the Oculus Store.” And with that short statement, Oculus Rift owners around the world flew into rages, sure they’d never experience the virtual reality pornography they’d long dreamt of. Good thing Naughty America’s still aiming high and breaking new ground, then, isn’t it?

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Launched last Tuesday on 2 Chicks Same Time, Naughty America’s first ever virtual reality scenario brought Rift and Samsung Gear VR users the chance to immerse themselves completely in a scorching three-way hookup starring Nikki Benz and Jaclyn Taylor. Offering two VR takes of the action – from the male and the female points-of-view – Naughty America’s technicians have ensured that any porn fan without a VR device will be praying for one come December. Benz and Taylor sit Marco Ducati down in a stately living room only to both attack him from the front, ripping out his cock and passing it between their pink-painted lips and giving him a very memorable Fourth for this year. The scene, when viewed in a 2D format, looks ridiculous, apparently shot through the widest fish-eye lens on the market to render everything, well, curvy – and not in the Gianna Michaels sense! Run the video through your VR device, though, and it’ll appear Benz and Taylor are working your own shaft and not Marco’s. Actually, those viewers interested in grabbing a different view of the proceedings can opt for a video taken from the ladies’ viewpoints. It’s not all shots of bulging biceps and rock-hard abs, though, as our two ladies tend not to sit still long enough to remain out of frame, bless ’em.

Whether this release signals the start of an aggressive VR production campaign from Naughty America remains to be seen, but it’s a great start to the VR porn revolution, that’s for sure.

Tonight’s Naughty American Girlfriend

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Three years ago, Naughty America branched out and developed a new style of pornography that exploited the HD shoot capabilities of Digital SLRs and other very mobile cameras, a style that favored atmosphere and eroticism over brutally explicit internal ass shots. This new approach was typified by Tonight’s Girlfriend, a non-network site by Naughty America that offered a brilliant fantasy situation: a well-heeled guy, alone in a hotel in a strange city, desiring some very specific company. Escorting porn was back with Tonight’s Girlfriend and, while other non-network NA creations like College Sugarbabes and Perfect Fucking Strangers quickly crumbled, it continued to strike a powerful chord with viewers. All the while Tonight’s Girlfriend remained out of reach of regular Naughty America subscribers, available only to those paying for its specific erotic works. Until now.

Naughty America subscribers would’ve surely noticed a recent trend injecting Tonight’s Girlfriend scenes into the main network update schedule. Classy-looking previews showed sophisticated ladies standing against hotel suite windows in high-end lingerie with a lit-up city skyline behind them – and all Naughty America members lost their shit, took off their pants, and started an impromptu worldwide collective beat-off party! Although Naughty America members can currently access only 13 of the 200-plus Tonight’s Girlfriend scenes released on the standalone site, the integration of this previously off-network site into Naughty America proper is cause for real celebration. Still, some questions remain. Will College Sugarbabes and MILF Sugarbabes be following suit? Is the entire Tonight’s Girlfriend archive coming or just select scenes? And, the most important one of all: Should I join Tonight’s Girlfriend ($17.95 monthly) for the whole archive or take the 13 scenes at Naughty America ($17.76 monthly) and abuse myself senseless with the thousands upon thousands of other scenes the network provides, waiting patiently for the day when all Naughty America creations can be found under the Naughty America banner?

The choice, dear reader, is yours but rest assured, there’s not a bad choice to be made when it comes to Tonight’s Girlfriend.

Re-Gifting for Porn’s Sake

The holiday season traditionally sees an exchange of gifts between friends and family members, tokens of appreciation for putting up with each others’ idiosyncrasies and issues for another year. Unfortunately, the desire to give the perfect (or at least perfectly usable) gift often outweighs the personal element. Case in point: the gift card.

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Handed out en masse every holiday season and easily purchased from supermarkets, gas stations, corner stores, 7-Elevens, and many other vendors, a gift card entitles the bearer to spend a predetermined, stated amount at a corresponding store. But what if you loathe L.L.Bean’s collegiate winter wear, object to Wal-Mart’s dominance of national and now international retail, or simply won’t set foot in a DSW for fear of contaminating your feet with the stench of others’? What do you do with your apparently useless gift cards then? Why, purchase some porn, of course!

With a number of adult sites and networks now accepting payment via store-affiliated gift card, I thought a rundown of such smut vendors would serve to enlighten you, dear readers, as to your spending options. And, hey, think of this way: when your father-in-law asks what you ended up buying from Home Depot, you can let him know that whacking it to Jayden Jaymes’s marvelous heaving breasts was more important than a new ball-peen hammer. Maybe.

Spend your unwanted gift cards at the following adult emporiums and ensure no gift card goes to waste. The gift card in my wallet, a $15 Starbucks card, could buy you the following membership stints at the following sites (with duration and price changing per gift card brand and value):

– 16 days with the amply-titted anal-loving fuck-freaks of Brazzers.
– 26 days with Naughty America’s MILFs and housewives and step-sisters.
– 9 days of ogling DDF Network’s European goddesses, foot fetishists, teen lesbians, and busty beauties.
– 30 days marveling at Videobox’s impossibly wide range of on-demand smut.
– 14 days, a solid fortnight, checking out the legendary Hustler archives.
– 14 days with Spizoo, the 13-site globe-trotting pornstar-fucking extravaganza.

Conditions apply, of course (minimum $10 balance, certain card brands only) but at least there’s finally a way to rid yourself of hard plastic currency usable only at unsexy stores that most certainly don’t stock Interracial Booty Intruders, Mommy Needs Money #2, or an HD version of Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge.