A New Year Porno After-Party

Jasmine James

New Year’s Eve has something for everyone: romantics can flit around a party hoping for that dreamy midnight kiss, curmudgeons have even more to complain about than usual, drunks are supplied with all the booze they could want, and the most sexually eager of us have plenty of opportunities to present themselves as the first of a year-long string of good decisions. Then again, with many NYE revelers left feeling not only hungover but generally disappointed in the party, the people, the moment itself, perhaps a New Year’s Day pick-me-up is what’s required. Something to steady your stomach, stiffen your dick, and lift your spirits, sir?

Brazzers is never a no-show to a party and this one is no different. Quietly popping online yesterday as a NYE warm up, MILFs Like it Big invited a super-busty British redhead to its NYE party and then made the mistake of letting her get bored. Jasmine James shows what can happen when a lonely and bored woman starts opening her host’s bedroom doors during a raucous NYE party only to find a college-aged Chris Diamond beating his meat. “Now here’s a party game I can get behind,” she thinks and starts her 2016 off to a rather felatious start, wearing a little ‘HAPPY NEW YEAR’ tiara the whole time!

Jasmine James

Pushing the partying even harder, though, is Naughty America site My Friend’s Hot Mom. Not content to lap up the attention and gratitude given the host of a successful party, Julia Ann finds herself flirting with Eva Notty. Whisked off to a spare bedroom, Eva soon finds Julia’s advances irresistible (but quite surprising since they’re both allegedly straight), only to have the throes of their liquor-ignited passion interrupted by Axel Aces. Hell bent on preventing their guests from finding out about their little tryst – why? who cares? be yourselves, ladies! – the pair of MILFy sexual mavens ensure his silence with some attention all his own.

Eva Notty and Julia Ann

Now, if this pair of New Year’s porn updates don’t have you looking at the rest of 2016 more fondly, perhaps they’ll give a little perspective and put your own erotic pursuits on the right track. Or perhaps they represent mistakes of the past year, opportunities not seized or shitty situations let stand. Either way, as you contemplate the year ahead and at the very least start 2016 off with a self-applied orgasm with Brazzers and Naughty America as stimuli, remember to keep your thoughts, your desires, your very 2016 firmly in the Pink.

Happy New Year!

Another Very Brazzers Christmas

Madison Ivy, Brandi Love, Lexi Belle, and Veronica Avluv Naughty Office

Looking back a few years, Naughty America was easily the most Christmas-obsessed porn studio around, releasing as it did in 2013 a four-part Naughty Office epic that saw Madison Ivy, Brandi Love, Lexi Belle, and Veronica Avluv tear Bill Bailey apart in no short order. Recently, though, it seems NA has given Christmas the shaft, now offering fans a single holiday scene, maybe two if they’re lucky.

Ava Addams Brazzers
Brazzers, for its part, has made huge improvements over its 2013 seasonal effort – see this Pink’s post for details – and now delivers holiday horniess in a consistently intense and impressive fashion. This year is, of course, no exception. Inviting some of the most popular pornstars of today to don Santa hats and suck dick for the ZZ’s HD cameras, this year’s round of seasonal smut is delivered in four doses timed to ramp up your pre-Christmas excitement and have you aching to unwrap ZZ’s final Christmas episode on the morning of the 25th. First up, the bountiful Ava Addams put on her most Xmas-y lingerie and took to Mommy Got Boobs to wrap her immense bust around the cock of her daughter’s new boyfriend, Tyler Nixon, coaxing from his pecker a huge load of pre-dinner desert.

Those following the unrepentantly filthy Tory Lane may know she ran into a bit of trouble at LAX earlier this year and appeared to take a brief sabbatical from shooting porn as a result. If Brazzers’ latest Big Tits at Work scene is her comeback, it’s a typically Tory-style one. A bitchy boss cavalierly spending her employees’ holiday bonuses then offering her body (every single orifice) as a substitute payment, Tory is well and truly thrashed from desktop to DP by Ramon Nomar, Rico Strong, and Tommy Gunn.

Something many men no doubt wish they were receiving this gift-giving season, a Real Wife Story involving the perfect bride, is something Santa tosses twice to Levi Cash, planting under his tree a pair of Christmas miracles named Peta Jensen and Nicole Aniston. Sharing their bodies beneath the lights and tinsel, these two, also wearing Santa hats for added effect, put on a great show.

Arriving on Christmas Day and starring two of the most enticing young big-assed pornstars around, Santa’s Anal Elves sees ol’ Saint Mick Blue slide his meat-sleigh between their butt cheeks of both Jenna Ivory and Keisha Grey. Pulling Santa away from his demanding work for a moment of relaxation and excitation, Misses Ivory and Grey easily make one of the most appetizing holiday treats Brazzers has bestowed upon its members and fans in recent years. There’s no question about it: when it comes to holiday porn, Brazzers reigns supreme.

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Thanksgiving Porn Past & Present

This year we’re offering a slightly different round-up of holiday porn at Mr. Pink’s. With Thanksgiving just days away and the chaos of Black Friday-though-the-Friday-after sales events eating up your energy before NYE is even a blip at the month’s end, you’d best prepare for all eventualities by stocking up on top-notch, Pink-approved Thanksgiving pornography! Usually we’d lay out the best the current Thanksgiving season has to offer but this year I’m going to share with you three current Thanksgiving scenes due to knock my/our/your socks off while digging into the sources sites for a holiday romp from years past, one worth cementing in your memory. As for the Thanksgiving-celebrating sites themselves, it’s the usual suspects with Reality Kings, Naughty America, and Brazzers providing the bulk of the seasonal entertainment.

Reality Kings taboo endeavor Moms Bang Teens jumped on their Thanksgiving porn responsibilities early last week adding a double-dose of holiday carnality with fresh-faced Sydney Cole and returning uber-MILF Cory Chase, both of whom ditch the dining table to feast on Cody Lewis and not those super-fattening candied yams. Back in 2011 around this time, RK site Money Talks saw Havoc picking up girls on the streets and eventually enjoying a costumed two-cock stuffing session with a turkey-headed girl (Anikka Albrite, is that you?) taking on both a Pilgrim and some kind of deerskin-clad Native American character. It’s a weird and wonderful scene as only Money Talks can produce.

Reality Kings Thanksgiving porn scenes

This year on the Naughty America network, Cassidy Klein and Veronica Vain hit My Dad’s Hot Girlfriend like a wandering wild turkey hits the grill of a speeding Mack truck, jumping on Johnny Castle’s cock and working him to perfection. This mighty pair goes live on Thursday, Thanksgiving day. While over at the US-of-NA, you might also want to dig back to My Friend’s Hot Mom circa late-November 2013 to see Ava Addams and Romi Rain and a very lucky Johnny Castle in a scorching three-way Thanksgiving party.

Naughty America Thanksgiving porn scenes

The always reliably nutty Brazzers has turned to Ashley Fires and JoJo Kiss to celebrate Thanksgiving, inviting them over to Pornstars Like it Big for a bizarre family dinner that sees Levi Cash and wife Ashley’s meal ruined by his ex step-daughter JoJo, now intent on forcing her way between him and his wife, who clearly doesn’t mind a bit. In the long history of holiday Brazzers episodes, few stand out as more daring than Pornstars Like it Big’s 2010 Thanksgiving effort. Three scantily-clad Native babes (Breanne Benson, Phoenix Marie, and Alanah Rae) celebrate a newly signed peace treaty (yeah, right) with Pilgrim pussy hounds Johnny Sins and Scott Nails by fucking all over a picnic table and getting cum on their hand-crafted artisan feather headdresses. (Hey, if you’re after politically and historically incorrect porno reenactments of scenes from US history, Brazzers is the network for you!)

Brazzers Thanksgiving porn scenes

Enjoy yourselves and each other this holiday and, whether you’re a devoted Turkey-phile or defiant supporter of Native American sovereignty, keep it sexy with these Pink’s holiday porn picks.