This year we’re offering a slightly different round-up of holiday porn at Mr. Pink’s. With Thanksgiving just days away and the chaos of Black Friday-though-the-Friday-after sales events eating up your energy before NYE is even a blip at the month’s end, you’d best prepare for all eventualities by stocking up on top-notch, Pink-approved Thanksgiving pornography! Usually we’d lay out the best the current Thanksgiving season has to offer but this year I’m going to share with you three current Thanksgiving scenes due to knock my/our/your socks off while digging into the sources sites for a holiday romp from years past, one worth cementing in your memory. As for the Thanksgiving-celebrating sites themselves, it’s the usual suspects with Reality Kings, Naughty America, and Brazzers providing the bulk of the seasonal entertainment.
Reality Kings taboo endeavor Moms Bang Teens jumped on their Thanksgiving porn responsibilities early last week adding a double-dose of holiday carnality with fresh-faced Sydney Cole and returning uber-MILF Cory Chase, both of whom ditch the dining table to feast on Cody Lewis and not those super-fattening candied yams. Back in 2011 around this time, RK site Money Talks saw Havoc picking up girls on the streets and eventually enjoying a costumed two-cock stuffing session with a turkey-headed girl (Anikka Albrite, is that you?) taking on both a Pilgrim and some kind of deerskin-clad Native American character. It’s a weird and wonderful scene as only Money Talks can produce.
This year on the Naughty America network, Cassidy Klein and Veronica Vain hit My Dad’s Hot Girlfriend like a wandering wild turkey hits the grill of a speeding Mack truck, jumping on Johnny Castle’s cock and working him to perfection. This mighty pair goes live on Thursday, Thanksgiving day. While over at the US-of-NA, you might also want to dig back to My Friend’s Hot Mom circa late-November 2013 to see Ava Addams and Romi Rain and a very lucky Johnny Castle in a scorching three-way Thanksgiving party.
The always reliably nutty Brazzers has turned to Ashley Fires and JoJo Kiss to celebrate Thanksgiving, inviting them over to Pornstars Like it Big for a bizarre family dinner that sees Levi Cash and wife Ashley’s meal ruined by his ex step-daughter JoJo, now intent on forcing her way between him and his wife, who clearly doesn’t mind a bit. In the long history of holiday Brazzers episodes, few stand out as more daring than Pornstars Like it Big’s 2010 Thanksgiving effort. Three scantily-clad Native babes (Breanne Benson, Phoenix Marie, and Alanah Rae) celebrate a newly signed peace treaty (yeah, right) with Pilgrim pussy hounds Johnny Sins and Scott Nails by fucking all over a picnic table and getting cum on their hand-crafted artisan feather headdresses. (Hey, if you’re after politically and historically incorrect porno reenactments of scenes from US history, Brazzers is the network for you!)
Enjoy yourselves and each other this holiday and, whether you’re a devoted Turkey-phile or defiant supporter of Native American sovereignty, keep it sexy with these Pink’s holiday porn picks.
This year the porn world seemed to sleep through Fourth of July with only a smattering of patriotic perversion hitting the WiFi-waves this past weekend. As they do every year, the folks at Naughty America cooked up a special Independence Day celebration scene with Phoenix Marie and Allie Haze sharing Johnny Castle by the pool, but there was another Naughty America scene that, unbeknownst to many porn lovers, was released on July 2nd as the first installment of Naughty America’s latest art form-advancing upgrades. But first, let’s backtrack a bit…
One month prior to Naughty America’s latest unveiling, Oculus VR, creator of head-mounted virtual-reality display system Rift, told Business Insider that it would not be allowing adult-oriented virtual reality content to be sold through its app store, saying “Oculus only distributes developer content that meets their terms of service, which forbid pornographic content from being a part of the Oculus Store.” And with that short statement, Oculus Rift owners around the world flew into rages, sure they’d never experience the virtual reality pornography they’d long dreamt of. Good thing Naughty America’s still aiming high and breaking new ground, then, isn’t it?
Launched last Tuesday on 2 Chicks Same Time, Naughty America’s first ever virtual reality scenario brought Rift and Samsung Gear VR users the chance to immerse themselves completely in a scorching three-way hookup starring Nikki Benz and Jaclyn Taylor. Offering two VR takes of the action – from the male and the female points-of-view – Naughty America’s technicians have ensured that any porn fan without a VR device will be praying for one come December. Benz and Taylor sit Marco Ducati down in a stately living room only to both attack him from the front, ripping out his cock and passing it between their pink-painted lips and giving him a very memorable Fourth for this year. The scene, when viewed in a 2D format, looks ridiculous, apparently shot through the widest fish-eye lens on the market to render everything, well, curvy – and not in the Gianna Michaels sense! Run the video through your VR device, though, and it’ll appear Benz and Taylor are working your own shaft and not Marco’s. Actually, those viewers interested in grabbing a different view of the proceedings can opt for a video taken from the ladies’ viewpoints. It’s not all shots of bulging biceps and rock-hard abs, though, as our two ladies tend not to sit still long enough to remain out of frame, bless ’em.
Whether this release signals the start of an aggressive VR production campaign from Naughty America remains to be seen, but it’s a great start to the VR porn revolution, that’s for sure.
Three years ago, Naughty America branched out and developed a new style of pornography that exploited the HD shoot capabilities of Digital SLRs and other very mobile cameras, a style that favored atmosphere and eroticism over brutally explicit internal ass shots. This new approach was typified by Tonight’s Girlfriend, a non-network site by Naughty America that offered a brilliant fantasy situation: a well-heeled guy, alone in a hotel in a strange city, desiring some very specific company. Escorting porn was back with Tonight’s Girlfriend and, while other non-network NA creations like College Sugarbabes and Perfect Fucking Strangers quickly crumbled, it continued to strike a powerful chord with viewers. All the while Tonight’s Girlfriend remained out of reach of regular Naughty America subscribers, available only to those paying for its specific erotic works. Until now.
Naughty America subscribers would’ve surely noticed a recent trend injecting Tonight’s Girlfriend scenes into the main network update schedule. Classy-looking previews showed sophisticated ladies standing against hotel suite windows in high-end lingerie with a lit-up city skyline behind them – and all Naughty America members lost their shit, took off their pants, and started an impromptu worldwide collective beat-off party! Although Naughty America members can currently access only 13 of the 200-plus Tonight’s Girlfriend scenes released on the standalone site, the integration of this previously off-network site into Naughty America proper is cause for real celebration. Still, some questions remain. Will College Sugarbabes and MILF Sugarbabes be following suit? Is the entire Tonight’s Girlfriend archive coming or just select scenes? And, the most important one of all: Should I join Tonight’s Girlfriend ($17.95 monthly) for the whole archive or take the 13 scenes at Naughty America ($17.76 monthly) and abuse myself senseless with the thousands upon thousands of other scenes the network provides, waiting patiently for the day when all Naughty America creations can be found under the Naughty America banner?
The choice, dear reader, is yours but rest assured, there’s not a bad choice to be made when it comes to Tonight’s Girlfriend.