Beatin’ on a Budget! with Naughty America

Naughty America

Home to such legendary sites as My Friend’s Hot Mom, Dirty Wives Club, Naughty Office, Housewife 1-on-1, and Latin Adultery, Naughty America has since 1998 been regarded by fans and critics alike as one of the leading US porn studios and websites. Now seeing recent star turns by relative newcomers like Kleio Valentien, Bonnie Rotten, Siri, and Valentina Nappi appearing alongside the busty MILFs that made NA’s name, and following the launch of a brand-new all-anal site (My Girl Loves Anal), the unveiling of new membership payment options (Bitcoin, gift cards), the increasing number of stunningly detailed 4K-resolution HD movies, and a spring sale, Naughty America is harder to resist than ever before.

Naughty America’s 38 websites cost a measly 46c each if you take advantage of NA’s current spring membership sale. The collected works of Naughty America’s sites – totaling 3,454 scenes and roughly the same number of photo galleries – have a delightfully low cost-per-scene of only 50c. If you’re somewhat reluctant to throw down the discounted $17.76 for a full month’s membership, Naughty America also offers a three-day limited-access trial for $1.95 that might not give you access to everything, but makes for one fantastic preview.

The birds are out and chirping, the snow has started to melt, and falling icicle fatalities are on the decline, so why not celebrate spring’s arrival by staying indoors, closing the curtains, and emigrating to the real land of sexual opportunity: Naughty America.

Naughty America Busts Out 4K

Naughty America

According to various consumer reports, approximately 1.9 million people bought a 4K television in 2013. In other words, 4K TVs barely made a dent in one of the nation’s and the world’s most reliable markets: American television consumers. Sales projections made by research group NPD DisplaySearch, however, indicate that 2014 is set to be the year 4K High Definition video takes over your home theater with the production of 27 million 4K TV panels already underway in China this year. Chinese retail prices are also set to drop from their lofty USD $1,700-minimum cost to a far more affordable sub-$1,000 range. Naturally, the rest of the world will quickly follow suit. Hell, Naughty America’s already leading the stateside charge with the recent unveiling of their latest upgrade: 4K High Definition Naughty America porn!

To celebrate the dawn of a new year, Naughty America announced the arrival of the strongest, most dazzling video upgrade in the company’s history, unveiling a trailer video as incredibly detailed as it is undeniably arousing. Featuring brief appearances by Chanel Preston, Lisa Ann, Phoenix Marie, and sultry newcomer August Aimes, the trailer reaches a new and impressive level of detail that allows your to visually separate hairs that even in 1080p seemed clumped together; skin tones, performers’ eyes (especially in POV), and, of course, the remarkably detailed and lifelike genital imagery are all sights to behold. And you’ll be beholding them not in the almost-4K you see on TV broadcasts but in the full 4095x2160p resolution, avoiding the confusion many would-be 4K fans run into when making a purchase.

Clearly, Naughty America has decided not to cut corners or keep in line with the underachieving majority, but to press onwards and upwards toward their vision of porn so lifelike, so realistic, so almost-but-not-quite-tangible that it really is the next best thing to, say, slamming Veronica Avluv from behind while she devours the sopping snatch of Jynx Maze, who stares you in the face and invites you to invade not only her ass, but both their asses. (Now tell me a 4K TV, hopefully a reasonably affordable one, isn’t on your shopping list!)

A Very Brazzers Christmas & New Year

Never willing to be outdone by the competition, Brazzers has followed Naughty America’s lead in releasing its very own Christmas scene. Unfortunately for the infamous ZZ, Naughty America’s office-set four-way not only beat Brazzers’ version by launching on Christmas Day (not two days after Christmas), it also put Brazzers MILF-laden scene to shame with a cast of stellar performers of difference ages and sexual styles. Where Brazzers cast Krissy Lynn, Tanya Tate, Chanel Preston, and Nicole Aniston – all of whom are fine performers, by the way – Naughty America hired Lexi Belle, Brandi Love, Madison Ivy, and Veronica Avluv for a generation gap-bridging quartet that simply cannot be beat.

While missing the boat with (an admittedly quite strong) Christmas effort, Brazzers may have simply been waiting until another holiday rolled around, one constituting more familiar territory for the always-partying revelers behind the ZZ brand. That’s right, folks, Brazzers has unleashed a double-header to cure even the most severe New Year’s Day hangover. Nikki Benz and Alexis Ford square up against Manuel Ferrara and Keiran Lee in a Pornstars Like it Big scene so ribald it’ll have you waiting with bated breath as the girls become increasingly horny the closer it gets to the celebrated midnight hour. Meanwhile, over at Real Wife Stories, Brazzers tells of Vanilla Deville, a woman so sexually frustrated she needs the biggest party night of the year to finally realize her inner slut. Making a resolution to “meet new people and fuck more guys”, Vanilla certainly isn’t wasting the carnal opportunity of the year, not at a party with Johnny Castle and Erik Everhard in attendance.

So, dear reader, it seems Brazzers just isn’t the kind of company to throw everything into a scene celebrating the most over-celebrated holiday in the Western World and instead jumps at the chance to create pornographic parties that put even Hef’s to shame. Why not ring in the New Year with two choice Brazzers cuts?