Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 102

Beating on a Budget with Evil Angel!

Evil Angel has undergone some pretty significant changes over the past few years. New directors like Bryan Gozling have made their debuts while others like James Deen have left their former distributor behind. Some Evil Angel sub-sites were excised, their content now governed by their directors on their own sites. Lexington Steele joined Evil Angel’s established directors, as did the LeWood duo, Toni Ribas, Mick Blue & Maestro Claudio, and Anikka Albrite. One change, a temporary and quite recent one, to arrive concerns Evil Angel’s pricing and will be great news to anyone skint, broke, cash-poor, or otherwise edging towards destitution but still needing supreme sexual entertainment.

If you’ve got ten bucks, you can join Evil Angel. Not the fully expanded network, mind you, but the main studio site. What’s the difference, you ask? Oh, about 300 DVD titles. And, surprisingly, those extra DVDs and their scenes aren’t on the network site but Evil Angel itself, which, thanks to Mr. Pink’s, can now be enjoyed for just $9.95-a-month. Ex-fucking-cuse – NINE-NINETY-FIVE!?

THE MATH:
Home to some 1200 DVD titles helmed by such directors as Bobbi Starr, Jonni Darkko, Mike Adriano, Nacho Vidal, and Dana Vespoli, digitized DVDs spewing forth an amazing 10,500-and-something individual scenes, the savagely discounted Evil Angel now sells you viewing rights for a single scene at .09¢ a-pop. That’s less than one-tenth of a single cent, you mad-men, what are you waiting for? This deal is simply too good to last, what with subsequent (recurring) months also charged at $9.95 so don’t dilly-dally or you’ll never feel the unbridled satisfaction that only the most decadent porn outfit in the world can deliver – for under ten bucks!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – March 23rd, 2016

mrpinks Finishing off what we start is a Mr. Pink’s specialty and last weeks’ onslaught of Reality Kings reviews wraps up this week with our super-fresh look at Monster Curves. Also given a thorough examination this week, glamour-girl showcase Twistys, the extra-extra-friendly gal pals of BFFs, and the semi-amateur British bondage and S&M of Fetish and Fuckery. Which sites impressed and which sites are better left to more desperate, less refined audiences? Check out the full reviews now online at Mr. Pink’s and find out for yourself! Then jump back here for another dose next week, all in the name of quality porno, yo!

Easter Comes Closer

Bambi Brooks

This time of year it’s not at all uncommon to find pornstars wearing bunny-ear headbands with whiskers and a small black noise painted on their faces, bouncing around in search of a holiday treat. This year, Reality Kings, Team Skeet, and Passion HD lead the charge of brand new Easter porn with a strong showing of scenes ranging from Easter Bunny cosplay to egg-hunters discovering something else instead, all the way to Easter orgies that bring women and men together in spiritual and sexual harmony. Let’s crack this delectable pornographic egg open and see what kinda candy flows out, huh, folks?

Team Skeet site Exxxtra Small this Easter sees teeny-tiny Bambi Brooks bounce around an expansive garden in search of chocolate eggs. Following a trail of goodies into a strange bedroom, the young Ms. Brooks soon finds herself face-to-cock with Karlo Karrera. Reality Kings makes its Easter contribution via Cum Fiesta in a scene starring stunningly curvaceous newcomer Skyla Novea. With rabbit ears atop her head and a skimpy black bodysuit barely hiding her amazing figure, Skyla soon drops to her knees to show Brick Danger how eager she is to make this an Easter to remember. Passion HD’s contribution is also an Easter Egg hunt, this time starring another young blonde spinner, Alex Grey, in a scene that seem fairly similar to Exxxtra Small’s contribution.

Really, though, fuck-fans… Where are the bunny-costumed women smashing melting chocolate against each others’ bodies, ditching church to lick cunt, and otherwise pushing Easter porn further than ever before? How would you like to see your favorite porn studios, sites, and networks celebrate the Easter season? Leave a comment, let Mr. Pink’s know, and I’ll do my damnedest to lobby studios to develop wilder holiday properties, you have my word.

Rodriguez y Santana: Latina Explosion

Latina performers have been thrilling porn audiences for decades. From the early efforts of Raylene to Rebeca Linares’ insatiable enthusiasm to the more recent eruption of talented newcomers Abella Anderson and Gina Valentina, there’s long been a steady stream of incoming Latina talent to add a little extra spice to your porno palette. Now two of the Latina contingent’s finest are to be featured in showcase releases from New Sensations and Royal Empire Productions: Veronica Rodriguez and Sadie Santana, congratulations!

Due for release later this year through New Sensations, Veronica Rodriguez: Latina Squirt Goddess sees the 96lb Venezuelan take on Mick Blue and Adriana Chechik in an intense threesome loaded with eruptions of vaginal fluid that gushes over everyone present. Rodriguez, a known super-squirter, says her director William H. is somehow able to encourage her ejaculations, having shot anywhere from six to twenty of Rodriguez’s squirts in previous scenes.

Also on the calendar for an impending release is a DVD showcasing the talents of Sadie Santana, including tales of pseudo-incestuous congress, manual penile stimulation, and incredible blowjobs, which are fast becoming her trademark. Ms. Santana hasn’t been shooting for Royal Empire more than two years but is already proving a valuable asset, one the studio clearly wants to celebrate in The Sadie Santana Project.

Yo, Gina Valentina, the stakes have been raised, girl! If this is where you want to be in two years, well, keep on smoking up the small screen and we’ll see you in twenty-four months.

Veronica Rodriguez @ JulesJordan.com