Beating on a Budget! with Wicked Pictures

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Wicked Pictures has, in the 22 years since it was founded by Steve Orenstein, risen from a brash young upstart to one of porn’s most consistently popular and adventurous hardcore studios. From recent hit titles like Axel Braun’s Barbarella parody, Massage School Dropouts, My Dad’s Hot Wife, My Secretary the Slut, and Jessica Drake’s award-winning ‘Guide to…’ instructional movies, most everything worth watching from Wicked has been collected at the company’s official Wicked Pictures website, where a new 1080p HD feature movie is added every week and photo galleries capture more sedate views of some of porn’s preeminent on-screen talent.

Home to the famous Wicked Girls (who, at various times, included Jenna Jameson, Chasey Lain, Asa Akira, and Jessica Drake) and with dozens upon dozens of industry awards and accolades on its ample mantel, Wicked is the stuff of pornographic legend. And, thanks to Mr. Pink’s devotion to discounts, it’s now more affordable than usual!

THE MATH:
Now available for only $17.95-a-month, Wicked Pictures and its immense archive are incredibly affordable. Each of the 729 DVDs currently available can be considered to cost only 2.5¢ each. And the 4107 scenes contained in these DVDs now cost a ridiculously low 0.43¢ each, proving that acclaimed, award-wining pornographic excellence doesn’t come much more affordable and unmissable than Wicked Pictures.

Beating on a Budget! with Euro Teen Erotica

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I’m not one to propose or endorse joining an adult site for a brief period and taking in as much pornography as humanly (and technologically) possible before scampering off to do the same to another site or studio, but, hey, the economy hasn’t totally recovered yet, has it? Our Beating on a Budget find for this week is a limited-time offer that slashes one month’s access to an acclaimed site focusing on the blossoming sexual activities of European teens. Although not as large as most sites we feature, Euro Teen Erotica provides a solid 528-scene collection detailing what goes in and what slides out of the semi-virginal pussies of a bevy of gorgeous young Hungarians, Poles, Russians, and Czech girls. Connected to DDF’s many sites but not allowing access to any archive but its own, Euro Teen Erotica stands tall and proud, promising members HD videos in weekly updates of hetero hardcore, female masturbation, lesbian and group sex, all in one tidy package.

THE MATH:
Again, not a particularly large site but one nonetheless loaded with some brilliant Euro hardcore, Euro Teen Erotica’s 528 scenes come to a cost of just 2.83¢ each with membership now discounted to $14.99 for one month. Like the cereal pitchman says, “It’s the simple things in life that are often the best.” I think Euro Teen Erotica classifies as both refreshingly simple and reaches a high standard throughout. And it’s never been more affordable or accessible than right now.

Euro Teen Erotica review

Porn Productions Want You!

Two adult entertainment companies with, uh, adventurous tastes have put out a call for applicants who might bring some fresh new ideas to the fold. And, if you’re handy with a typewriter or know your way around a Canon EOS 7D, you could find yourself livin’ the life and making porn for a living. Oh, you want details? Mr. Pink will give ya details!

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Those readers with some experience shooting digital video might want to investigate their options with Mile High Media, an industry leader in niche genre content ranging from romantic lesbian (Sweetheart Video) and transsexual porn (TransSensual) to gonzo (Doghouse Digital) and reality porn (Reality Junkies). Based in Mount Royal, Quebec, Mile High might be too, well, foreign for some wannabe pornographers, but moving to Canada is a small price to pay for climbing up another dozen rungs on the adult entertainment ladder of career opportunity. If you’ve been shooting amateur or semi-pro stuff and doing a pretty damn good job of it (if you do say so yourself), why not step into the big leagues?

And, for those of you whose talents lay with the written word more than the photographic frame, and those with an interest in the dirtiest and most taboo-smashing pornography on the planet, there’s Desperate Pleasures’ “Write Your Own Fantasy” contest currently running at TheImpregNation, one of the companies most outrageous pseudo-incest sites. Desperate Pleasures founder JW Ties emphasized the importance of fan contributions, saying “The erotica we make speaks to a need in the market driven by the dirty imaginations of the fans. Where else could we get these ideas?”

So, there you go, cinematographers and porn purveyors alike. There’s the wide-open doorway to the porn world you’ve been waiting for. Sure, one is an actual paying gig and the other just nets you a DVD and some lube, but beggars can’t be choosers.

Applications can be made through Mile High Media and TheImpregNation.
info@mile-high-media.com

Christian XXX’s Transgressive Porn

christian xxxScour the comments section of any popular video site, concentrating your reading on movies and scenes starring the heavy-set, hairless, and smirking Christian XXX and you’ll find numerous viewers lamenting the man’s work and, sometimes, his very existence in the adult industry. It often seems like there’s no other male pornstar who raises the ire of porn lovers than the man formerly known as Maxx Diesel. Now, as Mr. XXX launches his very own transsexual hardcore site, Pure TS, we take a look at one of porn’s most devoted and inspired (yet oddly ridiculed) men.

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Starting out in adult entertainment after a stint as a bouncer in Las Vegas, Christian found his entry point through director Chi Chi LaRue, who suggested performing in gay instead of straight productions, citing the higher pay. Joining Falcon Studios and shooting as Maxx Diesel, our guy soon became a popular performer and began to branch out into hetero work. Taken under Kink.com’s expansive black wing, Christian expanded his repertoire by letting strap-on-equipped women penetrate him and by shooting with the growing stable of Kink’s transsexual stars. Clearly, this flirtation with non-hetero sex and non-cis performers irritated some less open-minded (or perhaps repressed) – hence the oft-bandied insults the “haters” toss in his direction.

Christian’s latest venture should be heralded as a significant moment in mainstream porn, what with his recent Kink and Evil Angel successes increasing his popularity in the straight world and urging those viewers to expand their horizons, homo-reluctance be damned! Pure-TS takes viewers on a journey into transsexual hardcore guided by a veteran adult performer with plenty of straight work under his belt – a rarity in the usually isolated TS porn world.

“I wanted to create a site that would be something I’d enjoy visiting as a consumer,” Christian announced in the Pure-TS press release upon the site’s launch. “It had to be user friendly, intuitive, and feature top talent. That’s what Pure-TS is.” The site already boasts a strong initial offering featuring such award-winning trans-performers as AVN’s Transsexual Performer of the Year Venus Lux, Sarina Valentina, Robbi Racks, Mara Nova, and Kylie Maria, each of whom acts as versatile tops/bottoms for the equally adaptable Christian. Membership costs $24.99-a-month.

As transsexual people, performers or otherwise, see greater acceptance from the porn industry and Western society as a whole, it’s likely that Christian XXX is on the cutting edge of a thrilling new trend, hopefully one that brings real, substantial change to the attitudes that have previously relegated trans-performers to low-earning adult jobs often shot in unsafe or exploitative conditions, and cast aside from other adult performers.