‘Dreamy McMug’ Headed for Dogfart?

Have you seen this man?

Jeremy Meeks

Chances are, you’ve seen his face popping up all over the Internet after Stockton PD posted his mug shot to their Facebook page after the man, Jeremy Meeks, was picked up on weapons and gang charges in mid-June. The Facebook photo quickly racked up more than 33,000 “likes” with netizens apparently finding much to admire about the chiseled jaw, high cheek bones, tattooed neck and steely blue eyes of the convicted felon. Picked up as part of Operation Ceasefire, designed to slow the Stockton area’s recent rise in shootings and armed robberies, Mr. Meeks is now being held on $900,000 bail and is facing severe jail time – but, as always, there’s a silver lining: porn!

After Los Angeles modeling agency Blaze Modelz has offered Meeks a management contract that Blaze claims could net him a breezy $15-to-$30,000 a month. Unfortunately for Blaze, this particular bad boy also received an offer from a film production company, a $100,000 performance contract that would only require Meeks to turn up and shoot two scenes each month. The catch? The company is Dogfart, the infamous purveyors of interracial porn and creators of such porno properties as Watching My Mom Go Black and Interracial Blowbang and one of the most notorious production houses in all of adult entertainment.

“We think Jeremy’s look is absolutely perfect for our network and would love for him to consider our offer in becoming Dogfart’s first male contract performer,” a Dogfart spokesperson told AVN. Although Meeks is rumored to have snatched up his offer of mainstream modeling work (dependent, of course, on his freedom from incarceration), Dogfart’s offer not only has a higher dollar figure than the “straight” gig, but could see Meeks extend his newfound fame to an audience of porn-loving women; or, conversely, he could bring a huge new audience to porn. “This is a great opportunity for Jeremy… a great salary and a new start for him to help provide for his family.” Dogfart’s spokesperson boasted, omitting the benefits his company would reap. “The women of the world want to see him, shirt off and balls deep, and we are ready to make the dreams of hundreds of thousands of horny women and one man looking for a new start come true.”

Hah! And they say The American Dream™ is dead!

Dani Daniels Gets Blacked

Blacked.com

With a fairly recent popularity surge propelling pornographic depictions of anal sex, double-penetrations, fisting, BDSM, and other “extreme” acts to an enormous global audience, it’s kinda surprising that a young woman can start out in porn refusing anal, group, and even interracial sex without stopping her career dead. Although recently retired, Shanghai-born Alina Li recently became a hot commodity in the industry through nothing more than attractiveness and enthusiastic fucking. For a calendar year, Ms. Li shot fairly tame hardcore scenes and only saw her star rise to new heights, unlike some performers doing anal right out of the gate and soon falling into low demand. Putting Ms. Li’s ascension to stardom to shame, however, is Dani Daniels, a 24-year-old Californian who started out slow (in porno tems, anyway) in girl-only scenes before eventually stepping into the hetero hardcore spotlight some two years later. Now, after almost a year riding some of porn’s most impressive penises, she’s tackling something every size queen dreams about: a gigantic black dick.

Dani Daniels interracial

Not only making her first appearance on brand-new interracial themed hardcore site Blacked, but also fucking her very first black dude (onscreen, anyway), the bisexual, girl-preferring Ms. Daniels is indulging one of the most requested scenarios for young white female performers and engaging in interracial intercourse. Why is this a big deal? Who cares if Daniels fucks white guys, black guys, Mongolian women, or effigies of Arnold Palmer? Apparently, the fans do (a great deal), but it took the unique approach of Blacked to convince Ms. Daniels the time was right.

Dani Daniels Deeper, now in production, sees director Greg Lansky guide Daniels, whom he calls “truly talented” and “a true star,” through her Blacked showcase scene and first interracial endeavor. Daniels joins Keisha Grey and Cherie Deville as Blacked’s first-timers and, given her history of incredibly passionate performances, could very well blow those two out of the water. But it’s not all fun and games for Daniels. Her reasons for indulging are a little more serious: “I love the look of Blacked. I love how Blacked captures real passion. Real desire. Real lust. That’s what I wanted and I knew Blacked would deliver. I am on a sexual journey and this project is an important part of it.” I, for one, can’t wait to see where that journey heads to next.

Dani Daniels Deeper is set to debut on Blacked.com sometime this fall.

Bing the Porn Search King!

Google. Google. Google. That’s all you fucking hear these days. You ask some local buddy with decent taste if they can recommend a restaurant and they grab their phone, start typing, then regurgitate some shit spat out by the net’s most beloved search engine without even checking to see if it’s worthwhile. Pretty much the only time most Internet users believe Google to be anything other than a lifeline connecting them to the very fabric of the modern world is when it comes to porn. Look up some porn on Google and let me know if you find anything worthwhile. Yes, I’ll wait.

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“Sunny Lane blowjob pov” typed into Google and Bing’s respective search fields (with SafeSearch turned completely off) saw results that are definitely not as similar as one might assume. Google returned results in a text-only mess of links to illegal tube sites with brief low quality videos. Bing, on the other hand, included a few such tube sites but also returned in second position a direct link to Sunny’s official website, home to high-quality photos and HD videos. The most pleasing element of Bing’s returned search results, though, is the use of images. Links to video streams, official previews and trailers, and online galleries are offered in thumbnail form. These small pics are pixilated for censorship reasons, yes, but once SafeSearch is disabled, you’re led to a tantalizing menu of Sunny’s best work. Google, on the other hand, returned its results as text links and, when Google Images and Google Video results were selected, we found not the useful graphic links to actual content provided by Bing, but image links leading to pop-ups, advertising barrages, and dead pages. Hardly the stellar work we’ve come to expect from the world’s leading search engine. But then, back in 2012 Google altered its search algorithms to filter out explicit content the company claims might not be the intended result of the search. (Searching “boobs” gets you clothed breasts; more specifically, “hot sexy naked boobs tits fuck” gets you nudity.) Search for simplified sexual terms at Bing, however, and your results are much easier on the eye. See?

search for boobs

And, if this gif by Redditor is on the right track, Bing might also be a workplace built on communal expressions of sexual pleasure, which would make their fondness for – or at least acceptance of – pornographic material that much more of a relief. It’s conjecture that suggests Bing’s employees are, after all, just wankers like us.

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Finally, a NSFW World Cup Update!

FIFA World Cup 2014 logoHere we are over a week into the 2014 FIFA World Cup taking place in Brazil and, although Australia is already out and others are soon to follow, there’s a wealth of heated on-pitch battles ahead as challengers like Germany, Argentina, Italy, USA, and Brazil keep pushing toward victory. The porn world started World Cup season off well with #TeamBJ’s renewed promise of providing motivation to fans and players alike, and Rocco Siffredi’s show of sacrificial devotion for his beloved Italian team proving that porn was far from unaffected by the world game’s most intense competition. Actual hardcore scenes celebrating the World Cup were initially harder to come by, but not this week!

Denys Defrancesco of DDF fame must be a football fan: his DDF Network is not only pumping out World Cup-themed practice and posing scenes starring Hungarian beauties Zafira, Kiara Lord, Brandy Smile, and Athina betray their homeland and paint their bodies in the colors of Brazil, the Netherlands, Spain, and Croatia, respectively.

Meanwhile, former Bang Bros monster-on-call Ramon has bounced back from his 2011 arrest on animal cruelty charges to fuck transexuals over at Trans500! Ramon gives his giant wang to dick-equipped ladies Corolina and Selena as a reward for kicking their Colombian asses in a little two-on-one soccer shootout.

world cup teensWorld Cup Teens is a feature DVD release from Cub Sweethearts that stars nine inspiring young European pornstars fuck on the pitch, as well as in the locker room, showers, and gyms athletes already spend so much time sweating in. But it’s Digital Playground that will likely have the firmest hold on your attention (and possibly your wallet) with the not-so-charmingly titled World Cup Bitches. Starring Christie Stevens, Capri Cavanni, Abigail Mac, Anissa Kate, Harley Dean and others representing some of the Cup’s stiffest competitors, World Cup Bitches sees the ladies of Team Blonde and Team Brunette working out in skimpy outfits, bouncing balls off each others asses, and setting aside their national allegiances for an all-inclusive, all-female shower-room orgy that will undoubtedly pop into your mind whenever someone mentions the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil.