Porn | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 168

Elegant Angel Ranks Black Pornstars

Elegant Angel is a company that lives to rank and categorize pornstars. From the always-successful Performers of the Year releases to feature titles celebrating a woman who has finally earned herself a headline role, Elegant Angel’s features often focus on achievements made by performers instead of a niche sexual act like so many other studios. Now, after the success of its 100 Sexiest Porn Stars Ever and 25 Sexiest Boobs Ever countdowns, EA once again let the fans have their say, urging them to vote for the 25 Sexiest Black Porn Stars Ever. The results? Well, they’re a little predictable but worth celebrating nonetheless.

While I can’t help but think it’s a little absurd to keep African American performers firmly in their own category while the white girls and Latinas battle it out in the unqualified, racially diverse Sexiest Pornstars poll – only three black performers made that list: Roxy Reynolds, Pinky, and Jada Fire – is that simply because black women in porn have proven to be fairly unpopular? Lex Steele and Prince Yashua are top draws, perpetuating the myth of dominant black male sexuality (though you can hardly blame them or their generous genes for that), while black women seem relegated to niche releases. If Nyomi Banxxx is the sexiest black female performer of all time, how come she didn’t make the general top 100 poll?

Although Elegant Angel hasn’t disclosed the numerical rank of the 25 Sexiest Black Porn Stars Ever, here are the names emblazoned on the box art: Nyomi Banxxx, Jada Fire, Skin Diamond, Misty Stone, Megan Vaughan, Roxy Reynolds, Bethany Benz, Baby Cakes, Marie Luv, Pinky, Ana Foxxx, Catalina Taylor, Evanni Solei, Vanessa Blue, Cherokee, Carmen Hayes, Olivia Winters, Kitten, Bella Moretti, Leilani Leeane, Lacey Duvalle, Jasmine Cashmere…

Well, that’s 22 of them. Who are the other three? I guess we’ll have to wait until 25 Sexiest Black Porn Stars Ever inches closer to confirming a release date. In the meantime, Complex ranked their favorite black adult performers and came up with some decidedly different results.

Lane Sisters Snag XBIZ Nomination

Canadian sisters Roxy and Shana Lane received their first Mr. Pink’s review only a few weeks ago after launching their site only a few short months prior, but it looks like they’re already making an impact. XBIZ has just announced that the near-identical brunettes have garnered a nomination for said industry body’s awards in the category of Web Star of the Year.

Beating out more than 4,500 other pre-nominated adult performers, the Lane Sisters’ nomination pits them against online porn mainstays like Kelly Madison, Ariel Rebel, Jelena Jensen and Vicky Vette, which Roxy calls “scary but exciting. Without all the love and support from our fans, none of this would be possible.”

Tera Patrick, Roxy and Shana’s sometime guest star, is set to present the 2013 XBIZ Awards on January 11 in Century City, Los Angeles.

Sexing Up Breaking Bad

Being a relatively minor player in the porn parody game hasn’t stopped Sweet Mess Films from tackling a critically acclaimed, almost universally revered television show that has been personally one of the greatest television shows I have ever seen – and the company has landed some top talent, too, with Lexi Belle, Tasha Reign, Brandy Aniston, and Presidential write-in candidate Ron Jeremy all nabbing roles. The title? Breaking Bad XXX: A Sweet Mess Films Parody.

Rodney Moore, an AVN Hall of Fame luminary and keen observer of the state of the adult industry, wrote the script to this, the first Breaking Bad porn parody, as a commentary on the looming threat Measure B held over the porn world, but he and director David Lord have managed to infuse the movie with plenty of laughs and libidinous activity, too, according to Jerry E., owner of distributor Exquisite Films. “Rodney Moore and David Lord have created a fantastic movie, which is as funny and sexy as it is politically charged,” E. said.

The plot sees Walt (Alec Knight), a university film studies professor diagnosed with terminal cancer and, worse, erectile disfunction, take California’s recent laws outlawing pornography production, distribution, and consumption and the banning of sexual enhancement drugs to heart. Armed with nothing but his wits, grounding in film theory, and a film student cum pornstar sidekick, Walt sets about rectifying the dismal state of sexual commerce stifling California’s collective libido.

Everyone – and I do mean everyone; at least, everyone I’ve ever discussed it with – seems to rave about Breaking Bad, and with Sweet Mess and Exquisite films gathering parody-fueled popularity after an hilarious take on The Addams Family, Breaking Bad XXX has a huge built-in audience and will likely be the only take on this phenomenally successful pop-culture property that I’ll bother with.

Breaking Bad XXX: A Sweet Mess Films Parody is out now and stars Alec Knight, Lexi Belle, Tasha Reign, Brandy Aniston, Kimberly Kane, Chanel Preston, Andy San Dimas, Eric Masterson, Steven St. Croix, Derrick Pierce, James Bartholet, and Ron Jeremy.

Kink Braves Stink for Foot Fanciers

Only weeks after announcing their intention to shoot a scene tailored to the wants of a fan (in fact a scene scripted by one), the reigning monarchs of expressive depravity, those proud perverts of Kink dot com have launched their latest excursion into the sordid world of human sexuality. Only, it’s a side we’ve seen in abundance already: foot fetishism.

The site has been online a few days and it’s already clear Foot Worship and its creators want to do far more than toe a false line of modesty and propriety. As its name says, Foot Worship doesn’t just want to love feet, it wants to make idols of them. To guide the site with an aggressive hand, Kink has called upon Maitresse Madeline who tells that the site “is about more than just the beauty of feet.” The director domme, who is also largely responsible for Kink’s Divine Bitches, continued. “I want to bring a sense of style and power to the shoots. I wanted to take foot worship to a new level.” John Sander, Kink’s VP of Marketing also has high hopes for the site and ample confidence in its lead creative force, calling Maitresse Madeline someone who “knows how to do fem-dom”, and adding that Kink is “really proud of what she’s accomplished with Foot Worship.”

But confidence does not a great fetish site make and Foot Worship’s future will only be defined by its present success. Foot fetishists vocal about their preferences throughout the pornoverse tend to favor the dainty and submissive. When Mike Adriano, the contemporary master of the body part closeup, shoots feet he tends toward the messy and colorful. Others like Nacho Vidal and Rocco Siffredi (and to a lesser extent Manuel Ferrara) are all aggression. Foot Worship seems to offer content that bridges these two styles and adds plenty of Kink’s signature female domination. There’s also a heavy fantasy element in play here, with tropical motifs, a flirty 50s housewife scenario, and even an American Apparel-wearing hipster-starring three-way foot fondling feast. Add in Andy San Dimas, Julia Ann, Kimberly Kane, Chanel Preston and Kink mainstay Lorelai Lee and you’ve got a recipe for genre-busting foot fetishism well worth keeping a very, very close eye on.

Foot Worship is now online at Kink dot com. Look for a full review coming soon to Mr. Pink’s porn reviews.