Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – November 7th, 2017

mrpinksNow that Halloween is well and truly over – well, unless you’re reading this week’s aprés ’ween porno round-up blog, that is – we can get back to our usual slate of Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews of sites more generally focused on sex. Wait, we can’t? This week sees two incredibly steamy, muy salaz sites devoted to two different kinky takes on hardcore fucking go under review. First it’s Burning Angel where Joanna and her crew are continuing to defy convention and prove as popular as ever as they rut ’n’ romp their way around the World Wide Web. Taking a darker, more sinister turn is Pure Taboo, a site where every relationship is strained and every woman’s ass is marked red with handprints but begging to be satisfied, a growing site with solid HD episodes directed by Bree Mills and Craven Moorehead. (Next week, folks, I promise things will be a little gentler!)

Halloween Porn Parade Continues

Every year we get a modest serving of Halloween-themed porno for our holiday self-entertainment needs. This year, however, was a little different. After bringing you blogs highlighting the All Hallows antics of Babes and Brazzers, there’s one last online house of ill repute that requires some kudos for its Halloween efforts this year. That studio, friends, is home to a bevy of today’s best teen-heavy hardcore sites and is most commonly known as Passion HD.

Ariana Marie

This year on its Passion HD, Tiny4k, Nanny Spy, and SpyFam websites, the network threw up four damn fine celebrations of every girl’s favorite holiday excuse to wear something cartoonish and slutty. First to arrive and landing at the brand new SpyFam, subscribers were treated to newcomer Jade Kush all gussied up as D.Va from Overwatch as she encounters a cowboy and rides him for a memorable Halloween hoe-down, all of it caught on a mix of standard cameras as CCTV-style footage for that extra voyeuristic touch.

Halloween Hookup followed at the flagship Passion HD site, bringing Ariana Marie to the lineup once again, this time as a foxy little Dorothy Gail of Kansas, who, sensing some sparks with her Scarecrow companion, hikes up her gingham dress and lets the brainless boner-sporting haystack pound her senseless.

Tiny4k welcomed another Passion HD veteran, dressing Adriana Chechik up as Wonder Woman and inviting her to work one of the studio’s biggest in-house boners after dropping her broadsword and shield, and deciding to fuck, not fight her way through another All Hallows’ Eve.

Last to grace the network’s updates page in full costume and associated regalia was Aidra Fox, appearing in Nanny’s Halloween Party Plans Busted by Dad at the also brand-spanking-new Nanny Spy. Hired to watch his spawn on Halloween night, the irrepressible Ms. Fox instead betrays her employers confidence and goes out to party. When he arrives home and figures it all out, his temper can only be dissuaded by one thing: a marvelous cock-working by his failed babysitter.

After this year’s barrage of costumed carnality, the reasons for which I still can’t quite figure, you’re probably going to need a rest from such lunacy and instead desire something a bit more sane. Next week, I assure you, Mr. Pink’s will deliver exactly that. Until then, rest your candy-addled body and save some stamina for the rest of the year, why don’t ya?

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – November 2nd, 2017

mrpinksA pinch and a punch for the first of the month, folks, and I hope your Halloween was as enjoyable as the sativa-soaked Treehouse of Horror marathon I spent in my pajamas. This week at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews we’re featuring two very, very different sites. Pimp.XXX is a burgeoning super network hosting top pornstars in niche hardcore scenes delivered to you not only in 1080p HD but 4k Ultra-HD resolutions, too! Nightclub.EU can’t boast such pristine visual quality, but it does feature a wide range of licensed and original (but mostly licensed) smut from around the world. From German watersports to Californian anal spinners, it’s all here and streaming to your computer, smart TV, or AirPlay device. That should keep you all busy until next week, but if not, there’s a ton of Halloween porno gracing the ‘net this year and the best of it is featured on our blog; why not wind down from another All Hallows’ with a filthy fantasy for next year?