Beating on a Budget! with Tainster

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You might be into the most revolting, stomach turning shit, the kind of sexual activity that’s more akin to studies of aberrant wildlife behavior or conceptual art. Whatever you’re into, you can rest assured Mr. Pink’s has you, your wallet, and your self-applied sexual gratification under control. In short, dear reader, there is a bargain-priced site for you – yes, even you into fully-clothed watersports.

Tainster, a network of some sixteen hardcore sites running the gamut of decadent, hedonistic filth-mongering, now offers a discount to prospective members that’ll see them slash the standard $24.99 monthly membership fee, rendering this already affordable niche network a curiosity any serious porn fan will want to investigate further. And, priced at $19.99, now’s your chance.

One month inside Tainster opens up more than a dozen sites dealing in messy fetish porn of a few varieties. Party Hardcore, Drunk Sex Orgy, Mad Sex Party, and Party Softcore host elaborate nightclub revelries that see a throng of sexy women get liquored up and lascivious, gyrating on anyone near then turning to each other and any waiting dick for some hardcore action. (Well, Party Softcore tones it down a bit.) Slime Wave and All WAM deal in women who smear and cover themselves with creams, gels, and other messy stuff, while Fully Clothed Pissing, French Pee, Pissing in Action, and Pee Squad are all about… yup, pissing. Fully Clothed Sex and My Fetish showcase women fucking in form-fitting shiny outfits. UK Handjobs is what it says it is, as is Pornstars at Home and Quest for Orgasm, while Orgasmatics focuses on toy and tool-aided female masturbation.

THE MATH:
Tallying up the totals of each site’s scene count brings us to the total number of episodes to be found under the Tainster marquee, everything you’ll have access to once a member. And, let me tell you, the 4,943 Tainster scenes currently online make a huge archive of highly varied fetish porn that doesn’t just retread the same dark-and-dirty BDSM bullshit as everyone else. At $19.99, each individual Tainster scene comes to a cost of just .005¢ – of, if you like, 247 for $1. Find me another adult network offering both a discount this good and hardcore porn this weird and wild, and I’ll eat my hat, folks. (Or piss on it, whatever you prefer.)

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 17th, 2015

mrpinksIt’s International Strap-On Week this week and Mr. Pink’s is celebrating the wild and wonderfully expansive world of strapped sex right here on our blog where you’ll find a guide to some of the hottest strap-on-featuring movies of the last few years. As far as reviews go, this week saw another Tainster website investigated: the insanely messy food fighting of All WAM. Still in the EU, we also checked out the extremely youthful Club Seventeen. Alt.models and self-professed geek girls Vera Baby and The Ari Dee also saw brand new Mr. Pink reviews of their sites, both proving very appealing after our first look. Next week we’re going interracial with the masters of black-on-white hardcore, so be sure to come back next week as Mr. Pink’s dives into Dogfart!

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – June 10th, 2015

mrpinksEvery week at Mr. Pink’s we not only try to bring you the most up-to-date and insightful adult website reviews possible, we also like to toss a little variety into the lives of our beloved readers. If you’re a ‘teen porn’ fan, we’ll throw you an interracial hardcore site. If you love softcore BBWs, we’ll direct you to a webcam site full of chubby girls shoving dildos up their butts. This week, we served up reviews of amateur modeling sites Broke Model and Net Video Girls before taking on the age-disparity porn of Beauty and the Senior as well as Elegant Raw’s brilliant and brutal HD Euro-hardcore. Next week’s going to get even wilder, though, with Wet & Messy fetishism sitting side-by-side with alt.models with a fondness for geeky boys. How’s that strike you, fellas?

Elegant Raw