Fucking Punks!

NasstoysEarlier this week, Mr. Pink’s took a wander through the Burning Angel network in preparation for a slew of new reviews of Joanna and crew’s fantastic punk rock porn sites. The first to receive the full Pink treatment was POV Punx, a site devoted entirely to thrusting you in the virtual hot seat and providing drool-worthy views of Kylee Kross, Misti Dawn, Kleio Valentein and other Burning Angels in scenes of face, snatch, and ass-fucking awesomeness.

Those of you who’ve been paying special attention to recent trends would’ve surely noticed the increased presence of “alternative” girls in porn both softcore and hardcore, on sites like Suicide Girls and God’s Girls, all over the Tumblr-verse, and even on relatively mainstream adult sites like Brazzers and Bang Bros. While Burning Angel is obviously the place to go for hardcore pornstars with tattoos, piercings, and absurdly colored hair, and POV Punx offers as intimate an experience with such girls as the Internet is currently capable of, those who want something a bit more tangible can turn to Nasstoys and its newest male sexual aid products.

FukPussy Pierced Nipples and FukPussy Pierced Vagina might seem like fairly bizarre objects to sink your shaft into but when you consider that they allegedly feel “better than real REALSKIN” and include a push-button bullet vibrator to offer vibrating orgasms, fucking a pierced pile of anatomically inaccurate flesh-colored thermoplastic rubber doesn’t seem like such a bad idea; and, hey, used in conjunction with POV Punx, the FukPussy might have you convinced you’ve just bagged yourself some real goth-punk pussy.

Porn’s Most Unconventional Marriage

One of Mr. Pink’s favorite porn sites, Porn Fidelity, the online home of husband and wife team, Kelly and Ryan Madison, is now in its eight year of operation and has finally, thanks to never missing a weekly update, adds its 400th scene. But how to celebrate? Kelly and Ryan – she with her remarkable 34G breasts, he with permission to fuck plenty of other women (as long as his wife can occasionally join in) – never do anything half-heartedly so in honor of this milestone they’ve invited five of porn’s most dazzling women to join in a momentous seven-way gangbang! That’s right, folks, Ryan, who really must be the luckiest married man on Earth, will be plundering the mouths, pussies, and possibly asses of Sophie Dee, Phoenix Marie, Yurizan Beltran, McKenzie Lee, and Samantha Saint, as will his bisexual wife, Kelly.

In their long history of extra-marital flings that stretched the idea of what a modern marriage could be, Kelly and Ryan have fucked the best and brightest stars of the American porno scene. From relative newcomers Brooklyn Lee, Juelz Ventura, and Katie St. Ives to veteran pornstars Tory Lane, Savannah Stern, and Jayden Jaymes, the women who have passed through the Madison household have performed in some of their best scenes under this devoted (if wandering) couple’s direction. With five of the world’s most eager porno babes helping them celebrate their 400 episode achievement in truly decadent style and topping even Kelly’s recent seduction of Lady Gaga (nee Lexi Belle), the seven-way scene, appropriately titled “The Bangover”, is sure to be hard to top should Kelly and Ryan and Porn Fidelity make it to their tenth year!

Too Pretty for Porn

Too Pretty For Porn

Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week brings you Too Pretty for Porn. No, that’s not a statement. Too Pretty for Porn is an actual name of a delicious ebony pornstar.

Mr. Pink came across Too Pretty for Porn (aka 2 Pretty 4 Porn) while browsing the Black category on Videobox (Which is one of Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews top rated sites, BTW). While her name is a bit of a contradiction, since she was obviously doing porn (some serious hardcore porn nonetheless), I just had to find out more about this ebony pornstar with a somewhat wacky name. Turns out that Too Pretty for Porn is Gabrielle Carmouche, an actual mainstream actress that has been seen on The Cosby Show, Sister, Sister, In The House, and Big Brother Jake.  

Mainstream actress that has performed in a couple of hardcore pornos? Don’t we all wish that would happen more often? Check out her scene from the adult film Triple Shot on Videobox. This ebony babe loves getting all of her holes filled! For that scintillating scene and your interesting back story, Too Pretty for Porn you have earned your way into Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week.