Beatin’ on a Budget! with Jules Jordan

Jules Jordan

Jules Jordan knows about great deals; his entire career could be seen as a carefully constructed means to not only have sex with some of the most vivaciously sexual women alive, but to make ‘mad bank’ doing so. With a porno empire rivaling John “Buttman” Stagliano’s Evil Angel, Jordan has seen everyone from Eve Lawrence and Taylor Wane to Alexis Texas and Abella Anderson step onto his set and deliver astounding performances. And, with well over 30 major industry awards to his credit, from AVNs to XRCOs and everything in between, it seems most everyone in porn agrees: if you want it done right (and very hardcore), you go to Jules.

Jules Jordan Video’s official website, naturally called Jules Jordan, packs a hefty carnal wallop with close to one thousand hardcore scenes of impressive technical, artistic, and, most importantly, sexual merits. Throw in 720p and 1080p HD videos and a strong image archive starring porn’s most thrilling women and most skilled cocksmen – interracial is a specialty and sees Lex Steele and Mandingo destroy dozens upon dozens of pussies – and you’re looking at a great deal even at full price. But with Mr. Pink’s discount bringing one month of Jules Jordan below twenty bucks ($19.95 from $29.95, to be precise), you’d be mad to ignore this golden opportunity to indulge.

The Math:
While quantity certainly isn’t the only thing to consider when joining a porn site, Jules doesn’t do too badly at all. There’s 177 full-length DVDs online, giving up 904 individual scenes and roughly equating to 11c-per-DVD and 2c-per-scene! Plus you get free access to another 88 scenes at Sperm Swallowers! Jules Jordan, you’re my hero!

Kennedy Leigh

Beatin’ on a Budget! with My XXX Pass

My XXX Pass

It’s not every day you see a reputable HD-equipped hardcore network abandon its pretensions and slash its membership prices in half, but that’s exactly what My XXX Pass has done recently. With month-long stints now costing only $14.95, there’ll no doubt be plenty of Mr. Pink’s readers heading to My XXX Pass with an orgy of digital smut foremost in their minds, but what exactly will your money get you? Mr. Pink’s knows all!

The sites, women, content, videos:
My XXX Pass encompasses five hardcore sites – Throated, 1000 Facials, Immoral Live, Mommy Blows Best, and Only Teen Blowjobs – and clearly favors fellatio above most other sexual acts. That said, Immoral Live offers real-time orgy episodes and all kinds of fun, lively, kinky sex. The women appearing in these oral-heavy scenes include Charley Chase, Jessica Bangkok, Kissy Kapri, Gianna Michaels, Aiden Starr, Lexi Belle, and Chastity Lynn, among many others, and they’re captured now in 720p and 1080p videos and in 1920px photos. With one month at My XXX Pass now costing only $14.95, let’s see how the numbers break down…

The Math:
With 2428 scenes and 1770 photo galleries online and monthly membership now costing on $14.95, My XXX Pass serves up hardcore scenes and image galleries for less than one-third of a cent each! And, when you factor in the other half-price membership options (two-day trial for $1.50, 3 months for $24.95, 1 year for $49.95), there’s almost no way to deny My XXX Pass your patronage, if only for a little while.

Bang Bros and Culioneros Mix It Up

Alyssa Branch - Bang BrosBang Bros and Culioneros have peacefully existed side-by-side since the latter’s launch in late 2011, but recent updates to both sites have been somewhat confounding. You see, Culioneros was basically set up to be the Latin Bang Bros with many sites being almost identical to ones operated by the infamous Bang Bus-driving goofball pornographers, only with the bangingest babes from Central and South America. Earlier this month, however, Culioneros saw a rather obvious spike in its occasional inclusion of North American and European talent. From the forty recently added scenes shown on the main Culioneros hub, eight scenes star Americans (Alyssa Branch, Lizz Tayler, Remy LaCroix, Kendall Karson, Rachel Roxxx, Dillion Harper, Aubrey Addams, and Ava Addams), six star Czech beauties, five feature Hungarian talent, four scenes star big-titted Japanese-British Tiger Benson, and three feature everyone’s favorite sultry French brunette, Anissa Kate. That doesn’t leave much room for those bodacious Colombian asses we’ve come to love from Culioneros, does it?

Meanwhile, apparently in reciprocation for the increasingly Americanized and anglicized nature of recent Culioneros’ updates, Bang Bros has similarly shifted its casting directives to include more women from Latin American countries, Colombia specifically. Big Tits, Round Asses and Ass Parade have both featured Colombian women in recent weeks – Natalie and Juliana in two scenes each, Rianna in one – and with the sharing of models between the two networks becoming increasingly common, there’s no reason to suspect this intercontinental babe-swapping won’t continue for a while. That’s great news if you’ve varied taste but only enough dough for one network subscription, but not so great if you’re a viewer with very, very specific requirements.