Happy New Year, fuck-fans, and welcome to the last/first round of reviews for 2015/2016 – however you slice it, it’s a monumental moment! This week we took detailed notes and wrote up reports on Pacino Network Pass and Pacino’s Adventures, two Latina-heavy sites proving a man is what he makes himself to be – in this case a hyper-prolific stud. Another look at Japanese softcore site All Gravure proved just as charming and gently arousing as the last, while Total Teen Network, despite its name and bevy of sexy young models, failed to arouse much from this porn reviewer, neither compliments nor erections. ‘Til next time, folks, when we’ll have brand new porn reviews of Evil Angel’s most acclaimed and notorious sites, this is Mr. Pink signing off.
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Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – December 22nd, 2015
This is it, folks. That most merry time of the calendar year is upon us and in this, the last Mr. Pink’s update before Saint Nick drops down our chimneys and scarfs down whatever high-fructose cookie-based treat has the fat man roaring towards Type 2 Diabetes faster than Rudolph can carry him, we’ll take a good, hard, long look at ATK Galleria, ATK Petites, ATK Hairy, and ATK Exotics. Hell, it’s an entirely ATK week here at Mr. Pink’s, where the long-standing porno purveyor sees its sites analyzed and assessed by yours truly in brand new porn reviews. Over on our blog, I reported on the haul of Christmas-themed hardcore episodes (from the usual suspect) and point to a few last minute (and mostly virtual/digital/non-physical) gifts you might want to pass along to your porno-loving pals. Stay safe, enjoy yourselves, and return here with full bellies and enough cheer to last an eon for more up-to-date porn site reviews from your ol’ pal, Mr. Pink.
Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – December 16th, 2015
Ho, ho, ho, yo! The Holiday Season is now upon us and as we scramble to ensure our loved ones are gifted generously this year, it’s always a good idea to give yourself a little present. And what better than porn’s premiere girlfriend experience, ATK Girlfriends and its POV-shot virtual dates? Or how about ATK’s Aunt Judy’s, for lovers of MILFs and GILFs, or ATK Premium, an assortment of the company’s best work? No, well how about something a bit more summery, something to remind those of us in colder climates that warmer weather will soon return? How about Sex Underwater? Whatever your fancy – and however you feel about accused rapist James Deen and returning champion cocksucker and newfound anal fan Charley Chase, both discussed this week on Mr. Pink’s blog – you’ll find something to tickle it at Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews.
Charley Chase: Back in the Saddle
Charley Chase fans, you may have been miserable since Charley Chase made her auspicious anal debut back in mid-2012 before promptly retiring from the spotlight, at least temporarily, to reassess her future. There was talk of more anal episodes to come, then apparently tissue damage delayed that tantalizing proposition, and then, well, nothing much happened. Ms. Chase, admitted fellatio addict that she is, came back around five months ago and shot two typically impressive and beautifully photographed scenes, Full Throat Action for Passion HD and Big Titty Massage for Pure Mature. Ok, so it wasn’t the most explosive return, but she hasn’t stopped there.
Puba, a network of 48 pornstar and niche hardcore websites, has among its rostered stars one Charley Chase and the deepthroater queen hasn’t exactly been food blogging on her Puba sub-site. Not only does Charley’s official site collect many hardcore and softcore scenes and galleries from the earlier stages of her career, it also deals up a pair of anal scenes that prove this woman’s devotion to deviancy hasn’t waned in her brief but conspicuous absence.
Letting Chad White peel her out of peach-colored lingerie, taste her snatch, and be one of only four or five guys to professionally penetrate her most taboo orifice, a blissed-out Charley lies back and takes him with quiet, breathless glee. Playing out a bit more energetically, a pigtailed Charley’s chemistry with Derrick Pierce is even steamier. (There’s an even raunchier, more aggressive and wild anal scene with Justice Young a few updates back that’s also unmissable!)
Throw in some self-GoPro-shot shower, masturbation, and lesbian scenes, behind-the-scenes episodes, anal plug play with Asa Akira, and crazy psychedelic bodypaint, and the paragon of sexual of enthusiasm, the greatest dick-sucking dynamo of the last ten years, the queen herself, Charley Chase is back in the saddle in a big way.
Look for further updates to Charley Chase’s Puba site – and a full Mr. Pink’s review of PUBA – in the coming weeks!