Porn Reviews | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 66

Mr. Pink’s Must Haves: Nubiles Network

The coming together of previously separate entities is almost always an occasion to celebrate. Marriage, the forming of a new Van Halen-covering garage band, a corporate takeover of an ailing hospital system, are these not all unions worth commemorating? Ok, so some unions are clearly more exciting than others, the joining of legendarily porn site Nubiles.net with three other sites all geared towards celebrating the best young performers in porn, just in slightly different ways.

Nubiles Casting puts one fairly new pornstar in the opposite position to her own casting session: this time she’s the agent and, yes, she’ll make sure the auditioning hottie can convincingly fuck on camera. With the Holly Michaels and Mila Jade among those grabbing a camera, making some pretty private inquiries, and eventually coaching the girl through her very first sex scene, Nubiles Casting takes the porn audition niche a large step forward. Also pushing the boundaries is the risqué step-incest site Moms Teach Sex, which sees a mature pornstar (Bianca Breeze, India Summer et al) interrupting her step-daughter midway through the blowjob she’s clumsily giving her boyfriend. Impressed by the young stiff fellow now in her house and eager to impress a few tips and techniques upon her inexperienced step-daughter, the elder woman’s confidence, charisma, and stature makes Moms Teach Sex among the best in its niche. DriverXXX is a coercive car-sex site complete with hidden cameras and stupefied girls. Petite HD Porn takes the tiniest and most fetching models from the Nubiles family and shoots them in 1080p HD movies heavy on the POV shooting. Nubiles.net has been around for many years and has established itself a premiere exponent of youthful female nudity and sexual imagery – a delicate way of saying the girls are 18, 19, and supremely sexy. Rounding out the network is Nubiles Porn, a kind of all-inclusive site that sees a largely European cast enjoy all kinds of sex and solo pleasures and the recent addition of Petite Ballerinas Fucked.

Atmosphere plays a huge part in porn, an even larger part in erotica, and is proving crucial to the success of the Nubiles family. Nervous newbies and tense situations in Nubiles Casting and Moms Teach Sex sit side-by-side with deeply, gently romantic scenes that arguably show “lovemaking” and not fucking, and with videos delivered in beautiful HD movies shot with lots of POV and side-on angles to capture varied views of the sex. Nubiles has a great little network that’s only getting better and better with each passing month.

Nubiles review

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – October 6th, 2015

mrpinks October’s always an exciting month and not just because Halloween gets more sexually provocative each year. Many porn sites and networks kicks into high gear around this time, putting forth their best work before awards season rolls around. This week at Mr. Pink’s we scoped out major and minor porno players, went from BBW’s pushing body acceptance to complete female submission, and published brand new reviews of Gangbang Creampies, Fat Girl Fantasies, Subspaceland, and the network that just won’t stop fucking ass and boning dames, Brazzers. Come back next week as we endeavor to uncover more pornographic gems as only Mr. Pink’s can.

Mr. Pink’s Weekly Report – September 30th, 2015

mrpinks Fall is here and pushing us indoors to while away the hours conferring with the best of adult entertainment and this week at Mr. Pink’s we’re taking a look at four unique porno vendors and their remarkable smut. The Team Skeet network takes teen pornstars and expands their sexual horizons on 27 exclusive websites. Pornstar Empire does much the same for established stars of mainstream porn, offering high-quality streams and an enormous archive. Little Mutt’s treatment of sexy teens is commendable but risks soon becoming outdated without further upgrades. And, in its first review, brand new face-filling amateur site Blowbang Girls made a very strong impression despite a small collection. (That’s what true originality and authenticity will do for you!) Tune in next week, fap-fans, for another dose of Mr. Pink’s porn advice!

Beating on a Budget! with Stiffia

The porn world today seems largely focused on repackaging content for new audiences, new formats, and new viewing platforms. From 4K video up-conversions to Roku channels and networks loaded with blended licensed content to virtual reality, Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, and cannabis-themed comedy porn, porn today is all about breaking down barriers. The Euro-based network Stiffia has a similar M.O. and has, for over a year now, pulled the world’s best porn from all manner of source studios to compile one impressive motherfucker of a network. Last Mr. Pink’s reviewed Stiffia, the network was heavily loaded with content from 23 websites. Not content with such an excellent effort, the Stiffia crew set about negotiating some new licensing deals that’d further fill their members’ plates with an even broader, bolder, and far reaching collection of porn.

Now offering two membership tiers, Free and Platinum, Stiffia has smartly turned itself into something of a legal tube site, a haven for extended trailers and previews that give you indirect access to stellar porn from studios worldwide. Free members can roam Stiffia as they wish, checking out ten-minute clips of highly-rated Brazzers, Bang Bros, Sweetheart Video, Puba, Party Hardcore, Public Invasion, Backroom Casting Couch, Girls Do Porn, Pure Mature, Fake Taxi, West Coast Productions, and Fuck N’ Drive scenes. Offered in HD resolutions of 720p and 1080p (depending on the source), these previews provide ample beating opportunities and should definitely not be disregarded as advertising material. Premium Stiffia membership includes access to everything already mentioned, everything Free members can access, just in full. Selected full-length episodes can be seen at Stiffia unedited and looking as good as they do at their original home, only for those paying Platinum members who also have access a personalized update feed, men’s mag-style articles, and the ability to “Follow” models and keep tabs on their work.

THE MATH:
So, let’s say you grab a Free Stiffia membership and start checking out the wares. You’ll no doubt be impressed and aroused and want to upgrade to a Platinum membership, a purchase that normally costs $29.95 monthly but can now be had for only $14.95-per-month. And, with 92 Stiffia Channels available (over 20 of them offering full movies), the discounted membership cost brings each Channel to an price of just over 16¢ a-piece. The large Stiffia video archive now indexes an amazing 12,246 scenes, bringing each one, whether a ten-minute preview or a thirty-minute narrative film, to a per-item cost of just 8¢. This brand new version of Stiffia may not have yet ironed out every single kink, but there’s an absolute avalanche of incredible smut now sitting here and vying for your attention.

Stiffia… What a pity there’s only 24 hours in a day.