Masturbation Month continues here at Mr. Pink’s where, alongside a slab of brand new porn reviews, we’re sharing some choice tips and tidbits about the wonderful act of self-pleasure over on the blog. This week’s reviews might have you heading to the Stiffia network and relieving some tension of your own, too, as we investigated Harmony Vision, Lust Cinema, Japan HD, and Twink Boy Media in full, explicit detail. Which sites impressed and which failed the test? Why, that’d spoil the fun! Check out reviews of these sites and others and make sure to enjoy the waning days of the wonderful month of May the Mr. Pink-approved way: grab your own junk or someone else’s and masturbate your blues away!
Tag: Porn Reviews
Mr. Pink’s Week in Review – May 14th 2015
It’s Masturbation Month around the nation, perhaps around the world, and definitely here at Mr. Pink’s. Keeping the wonderful month of May going with more brand new porn reviews, this week sees four more sites investigated, analyzed, and assessed by your ol’ pal Pink! CFNM Teens, the latest Team Skeet site, serves up POV movies in which “you” fuck a clothed teen – and love it! Two networks also went under review: Premium Pass, which seems to have slowed down a lot since some of its featured stars retired, and My XXX Pass which, aside from some shoddy photography, should keep fellatio-lovers and deviants of all varieties hard ‘n’ happy throughout Masturbation Month.
Beating on a Budget! with Euro Teen Erotica
I’m not one to propose or endorse joining an adult site for a brief period and taking in as much pornography as humanly (and technologically) possible before scampering off to do the same to another site or studio, but, hey, the economy hasn’t totally recovered yet, has it? Our Beating on a Budget find for this week is a limited-time offer that slashes one month’s access to an acclaimed site focusing on the blossoming sexual activities of European teens. Although not as large as most sites we feature, Euro Teen Erotica provides a solid 528-scene collection detailing what goes in and what slides out of the semi-virginal pussies of a bevy of gorgeous young Hungarians, Poles, Russians, and Czech girls. Connected to DDF’s many sites but not allowing access to any archive but its own, Euro Teen Erotica stands tall and proud, promising members HD videos in weekly updates of hetero hardcore, female masturbation, lesbian and group sex, all in one tidy package.
THE MATH:
Again, not a particularly large site but one nonetheless loaded with some brilliant Euro hardcore, Euro Teen Erotica’s 528 scenes come to a cost of just 2.83¢ each with membership now discounted to $14.99 for one month. Like the cereal pitchman says, “It’s the simple things in life that are often the best.” I think Euro Teen Erotica classifies as both refreshingly simple and reaches a high standard throughout. And it’s never been more affordable or accessible than right now.
Beating on a Budget! with DDF Network
Denys Defrancesco has, over more than twenty years, established himself as one of Europe’s preeminent pornographers and erotic artists. His online empire has grown too, with DDF Network now hosting 16 exclusive websites, each one dedicated to a slightly different take on Europorn. The sites tackle established genres like big-boobed women (DDF Busty), fellatio (Only Blowjob), and foot fetishism (Hot Legs & Feet), but also try out less defined areas of filmed sexual activity. Hands on Hardcore ramps up a typical sex scene until it’s seared into your memory forever. Hairy Twatter gives women who keep their pubic hair lush and lively a chance to grab the spotlight. Interactivity is the goal of DDF Adventures, and it’s helped along that path by DDF Live Sex, a parade of webcam performers. 1 By Day, House of Taboo, Euro Girls on Girls, Euro Teen Erotica, Sex Video Casting, Eve Angel Official, Cherry Jul, Sandy’s Fantasies, DDF VOD, and the aforementioned sites all combine to give DDF Network an enormous archive of stellar European porn that covers most pornographic bases, and does it in style.
Now discounted from its admittedly high price of $44.99 to only $33.99-a-month, a DDF Network membership should no longer be regarded as too expensive for the average porno fan.
THE MATH:
With a network archive holding 13,240 scenes across 16 websites, DDF Network could be viewed as now charging only $2.12-per-month for each of its sites; or, taken on a scene-by-scene basis, each update costs an absolute pittance, only .0025¢! Any way you slice it, that makes DDF Network far more affordable than it usually is. And, with such a huge treasure chest of carnal entertainment on hand, it’s now a network almost impossible to resist.