Porn Reviews | Mr. Pink's Blog - Part 82

The Naughtiest Everyday Americans

Naughty America has been producing some of this country’s best hardcore porn for more than ten years and has become known for consistently high production values, narrative scenes that couple a believable everyday scenario with the most scintillating sex conceivable. Although the producers, directors, and crews Naughty America has used throughout its existence have been integral to the company’s success, praise almost always falls on the performers, and rightfully so. The biggest names and most audacious men and women in porn have shot for Naughty America, often fitting in better on a site like My Friend’s Hot Mom or Naughty Bookworms than anywhere else. In the minds of some would-be members, though, there has been one crucial thing missing from Naughty America: true amateur talent. That’s all set to change now with the launch of Naughty Americans, a site devoted entirely to untested, unsigned everyday girls.

Following in the footsteps of Naughty America’s sole POV-shot site, Housewife 1 on 1, but taking a decidedly less professional approach, Naughty Americans is a new site unconnected to the main Naughty America network, and stands on its own, exposed to the world. Designed to mimic a news site and keeping with the tradition of Naughty America’s sexual parody of news media, Naughty Americans offers DIY-style POV-shot hardcore scenes that show girls you’ve never seen or heard of before fucking their boyfriends, husbands, and fuck buddies. Thankfully, the guys having their knobs polished saw fit to grab their iPhones or digital cameras and capture their latest conquest in HD, submitting it to Naughty Americans for publication; at least, that’s the official line.

As with most adult sites hosting supposedly leaked or stolen footage, Naughty Americans’ M. O. is a cover designed to give the impression of authentic amateurism without the risks – lawsuits, bad sex, unattractive women – involved in genuine DIY productions. Still, the site marks a new chapter in Naughty America’s evolution, joining Tonight’s Girlfriend, College Sugar Babes, MILF Sugar Babes, and Perfect Fucking Strangers as another site owned and operated by Naughty America, but not connected to the main network. As fans of the Sugar Babes sites anxiously await a network deal that’ll give them access to all four sites for one discounted price, all eyes will soon be turning to Naughty Americans to see if this new Naughty America venture stays true to the company’s motto “Nobody Does it Better”. They could be waiting a while, though, as the site is still quite new and only offers ten scenes.

Look for a full review of Naughty Americans soon at Mr. Pink’s.

Lane Sisters Snag XBIZ Nomination

Canadian sisters Roxy and Shana Lane received their first Mr. Pink’s review only a few weeks ago after launching their site only a few short months prior, but it looks like they’re already making an impact. XBIZ has just announced that the near-identical brunettes have garnered a nomination for said industry body’s awards in the category of Web Star of the Year.

Beating out more than 4,500 other pre-nominated adult performers, the Lane Sisters’ nomination pits them against online porn mainstays like Kelly Madison, Ariel Rebel, Jelena Jensen and Vicky Vette, which Roxy calls “scary but exciting. Without all the love and support from our fans, none of this would be possible.”

Tera Patrick, Roxy and Shana’s sometime guest star, is set to present the 2013 XBIZ Awards on January 11 in Century City, Los Angeles.

Kink Braves Stink for Foot Fanciers

Only weeks after announcing their intention to shoot a scene tailored to the wants of a fan (in fact a scene scripted by one), the reigning monarchs of expressive depravity, those proud perverts of Kink dot com have launched their latest excursion into the sordid world of human sexuality. Only, it’s a side we’ve seen in abundance already: foot fetishism.

The site has been online a few days and it’s already clear Foot Worship and its creators want to do far more than toe a false line of modesty and propriety. As its name says, Foot Worship doesn’t just want to love feet, it wants to make idols of them. To guide the site with an aggressive hand, Kink has called upon Maitresse Madeline who tells that the site “is about more than just the beauty of feet.” The director domme, who is also largely responsible for Kink’s Divine Bitches, continued. “I want to bring a sense of style and power to the shoots. I wanted to take foot worship to a new level.” John Sander, Kink’s VP of Marketing also has high hopes for the site and ample confidence in its lead creative force, calling Maitresse Madeline someone who “knows how to do fem-dom”, and adding that Kink is “really proud of what she’s accomplished with Foot Worship.”

But confidence does not a great fetish site make and Foot Worship’s future will only be defined by its present success. Foot fetishists vocal about their preferences throughout the pornoverse tend to favor the dainty and submissive. When Mike Adriano, the contemporary master of the body part closeup, shoots feet he tends toward the messy and colorful. Others like Nacho Vidal and Rocco Siffredi (and to a lesser extent Manuel Ferrara) are all aggression. Foot Worship seems to offer content that bridges these two styles and adds plenty of Kink’s signature female domination. There’s also a heavy fantasy element in play here, with tropical motifs, a flirty 50s housewife scenario, and even an American Apparel-wearing hipster-starring three-way foot fondling feast. Add in Andy San Dimas, Julia Ann, Kimberly Kane, Chanel Preston and Kink mainstay Lorelai Lee and you’ve got a recipe for genre-busting foot fetishism well worth keeping a very, very close eye on.

Foot Worship is now online at Kink dot com. Look for a full review coming soon to Mr. Pink’s porn reviews.

Naughty America’s 5,000th Scene Celebration

Naughty America 5000th scene Naughty America has long been a staple of many porn fans’ viewing diets. With such notable and highly lauded sites as I Have a Wife, Ass Masterpiece, My First Sex Teacher, and Seduced by a Cougar, the immense network has acted out the fantasies of every guy in America, and has garnered some very approving reviews from yours truly in the process. Now, eight years after the very first Naughty America scene was unleashed upon an audience, the company that claims “Nobody does it better,” celebrates a remarkable milestone: it’s 5,000th scene.

Thanks to consistent multiple daily updates and years of impressive porn productions, Naughty America has managed to reach its 5,000th scene before plenty of other networks and it’s celebrating in style. India Summer, winner of XBIZ’s MILF of the Year award for 2012, takes the starring role in this American Daydreams scene and daydream she does. After dinner and a movie, India is all ready to pounce on her husband, but he took a rare moment of solitude to beat off, cum, and fall asleep while she was undressing in the bathroom. Like a supreme dope, he left his iPad lying on his lap as he floated into dreamland. India picks up the tablet, sees that he was watching a Naughty America scene. Sexually frustrated and horny as hell, India gazes at the woman that made her husband blow and starts fantasizing about a career in porn herself.

Approaching India’s front door is a Naughty America rep who tells viewers Ms. Summer is in for a big surprise. With flowers, a tiara, and a trophy, not to mention Johnny Sinns, ready to fuck, India is crowned Miss Five Thousand and given the chance to be a pornstar for a day. Not one to fuck around, figuratively speaking, India quickly drags Johnny inside, tears off her blouse and skirt, and proceeds to let her inner slut loose. What follows, dear reader, is a scene loaded with celebratory energy and a joyous exuberance not seen since, well… Ah, fuck it. Check it out for yourself.

Congratulations, Naughty America! You’ve done us proud.