Just when you thought Bree Olson couldn’t possibly be featured on mainstream television any more than she already has – thanks largely to her stint as one of Charlie Sheen’s “goddesses” (read: polyamorous mistresses), which attracted the attention of TMZ, E! News and every other tabloid program on the tube – here comes more Bree on TV, but not in the context you might have imagined. Yes, Bree’s new reality show focuses on pornstars, but they’re not simply going about business as normal. No, Monica Mayhem, Labelle, Alicia Andrews, and Tuesday Cross are being fashioned into a four-piece rock band with Ms. Olson as their manager. As reported by Brazzer’s ZZ Insider, Bree and the gang were assembled by Canadian company Mind-Engine Productions, told to “Get in the van!” and launched on a US tour that had them playing very real gigs in front of very real audiences. As with all rock ‘n’ roll endeavors, though, things didn’t always go smoothly. Reports of infighting and mass alcohol consumption abound and the lead singer (Monica Mayhem) has apparently already left the group. The name of the show, ironically, is Tight and its 13 episodes are due to air on US TV come October, with various European airings to follow, with, of course, more visible tits and ass than the US version.
We all knew Bree would do something surprising and intriguing after leaving Sheen’s orgiastic household, but becoming the manager of a gang of pornstar Runaways? So, wait, Bree Olson is Kim Fowley?
Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week brings you Too Pretty for Porn. No, that’s not a statement. Too Pretty for Porn is an actual name of a delicious ebony pornstar.
Mr. Pink came across Too Pretty for Porn (aka 2 Pretty 4 Porn) while browsing the Black category on Videobox (Which is one of Mr. Pink’s Porn Reviews top rated sites, BTW). While her name is a bit of a contradiction, since she was obviously doing porn (some serious hardcore porn nonetheless), I just had to find out more about this ebony pornstar with a somewhat wacky name. Turns out that Too Pretty for Porn is Gabrielle Carmouche, an actual mainstream actress that has been seen on The Cosby Show, Sister, Sister, In The House, and Big Brother Jake.
Mainstream actress that has performed in a couple of hardcore pornos? Don’t we all wish that would happen more often? Check out her scene from the adult film Triple Shot on Videobox. This ebony babe loves getting all of her holes filled! For that scintillating scene and your interesting back story, Too Pretty for Porn you have earned your way into Mr. Pink’s Wacky, Strange, Bizarre, Curious, and often Downright Funny Porn Star name of the week.
Forget hunting down a near-mint T206 Honus Wagner, a full first edition Marvel Universe set, or a Tyler the Great Warrior custom Yu-Gi-Oh! card, now you’ll be spending every spare cent and second you have on tracking down a Brooklyn Lee, Tori Lux, or Katie St. Ives. That’s right, collectors, trading cards are making a comeback and as usual porn is leading the charge! The rather lazily-named Adult Trading Card Company (ATCC) is responsible for placing the faces and bodies of your porn’s premiere performers on pocket-sized slips of cardstock and not only can you now buy packs of these cards online at ATCC’s website, but limited edition cards can even be purchased directly from your favorite small-screen superstar at her next convention appearance.
With women like the Spanish anal goddess Rebeca Linares, tatted-up punk Sparky SinClaire, and stripper-cum-politician Mary Carey gracing these cardboard frames, as well as a few select cards devoted to the generously endowed men of porn (Prince Yashua, Flash Brown), ATCC seems determined to make the most enticing and impressive pornstars into immediate collectors items. And for those of you that can never find a tissue when you need one, ATCC’s online store also sells classic ‘Top Loader” sleeves and even hard acrylic display cases that ensure your voyeuristic investment never becomes soiled.