Give Thanks for Holiday Porn

Brazzers Kendra Lust

Every holiday that rolls through a given year brings with it a few key emotions. Anticipating a day off work can lead to a false sense of relaxation and security. Anxiety over December’s gift-buying sprees can leave you listless. And, perhaps most dangerously of all, Thanksgiving can thrust you into one of two camps: the defensive traditionalist or the critical idealist. Whether you view the holiday as a beloved American tradition or evidence of the shameful parts of our nation’s history, Thanksgiving brings you closer not just to your family, but to holiday-themed smut that can really help bring some brightness (and a boner) into your post-turkey nap time. Each year, we at Mr. Pink’s scour the pornosphere and showcase some Thanksgiving-themed scenes put out by porn’s most creative producers and studios. This year we have Naughty America, Brazzers, and Passion HD, three stalwarts of porno excellence that never miss an opportunity to branch out.

First to hit the WiFi-waves and drape the first major notch in the holiday seasons belt was Passion HD’s Taboo Thanksgiving which landed early Wednesday morning. Sexy newbie Carolina Sweets tells her step-dad Johnny Castle how pleased she is to be sharing Thanksgiving with him, but honestly, going by the look on his face as she pushes her barely-covered orange-dressed body against his, he’s clearly already very appreciative.

Brazzers isn’t the kind of studio to let a holiday slip by unpornified and this year sees Kendra’s Thanksgiving Stuffing deliver plenty of sauciness as the indomitable Ms. Lust pounces on her daughter’s new boyfriend, Jordi El Niño Polla, the first chance she gets, her dullard husband be damned! The hung young Latin lover jumps at the chance to snag an older woman, especially one as vivacious as Kendra Lust, ignoring his girlfriend and her father as they beg the horny pair to stop.

Naughty America rarely lets its horny holiday-porn seekers down and this year 2 Chicks Same Time brings you a loving couple, Phoenix Marie and Charles Dera, who invite another couple over for Thanksgiving dinner only to end up ditching the dude and whisking his girlfriend into the other room for a seriously taboo three-way tryst. Ms. Marie once again proves herself an excellent dome, taking charge of busty blonde Kayla Kayden and putting her to work pleasuring Marie’s own husband. All the while, Kayla’s clueless husband sits at the dinner table watching the turkey and stuffing get cold.

Whether you’re timing to fill your belly with nature’s bounty or fill a certain someone with your own Thanksgiving offering – or spend a little alone time with the noted nut-busters outlined above – Mr. Pink’s wishes you a very happy holiday season kick-off!

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Mandingo Goes to Heaven

Archangel

Legendary BBC-for-hire, Mandingo is already well established as a major talent in the adult industry, having earned AVN and Urban X Awards for his work (as well as more nominations that I’d care to count). Undaunted by the new breed of BBC fellas hitting the scene in recent years, some of them snatching high-profile gigs taking the interracial and anal “virginity” of today’s hottest young starlets, Mandingo and his fans can relax for, in heaven, everything is fine.

Mandingo Fucks the Archangels landed just a few days ago at Archangel Video, the relatively new studio from acclaimed director Mimefreak and his cohorts, and sees the big man insert himself into Archangel Booty Queens and Contract performers AJ Applegate, Jada Stevens, Kendra Lust, and, in her first scene with Mandingo, Dakota (aka Kota or Dakota Skye).

Already available at Archangel Video, the studio’s online platform, previews of the first three scenes pulled from Mandingo Fucks the Archangels show Jada Stevens stepping out of sultry black lingerie to wrap herself around our titular big-dicked hero, AJ Applegate bouncing her award-winning ass all over a pristine white leather sofa as sage waits for Mandingo’s entrance, and the young and totally-fucking-tiny (and now mononomous) Dakota attempts to wriggle and worm that big black trouser-snake deep inside herself. While it’s not as wild and daring as Dakota Goes Nuts (which served up her first DP and gangbang) or Dakota: The True Anal Warrior which saw her cement her asshole in viewers’ spank banks, this final hole-stretching scene is shaping up to be the best of the bunch.

Released today, November 18th, on DVD or through forthcoming updates to Archangel Video’s official member site, Mandingo Fucks the Archangels is interracial hardcore done in a quietly glossy mainstream glam-infused style that isn’t afraid to lay the proverbial smack down and should ignite computer screens and libidos across the country. Perhaps it’ll be pervasive enough to inspire a new meme… Thanks, Mandingo!

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Lana Brings Her Ass Back to LA

Lana Rhoades

For a while there it seemed like Lana Rhoades was destined to be the shortest-lived porno sensations of the late 2010s, having landed on the scene earlier this year only to announce her retirement after just months in action. Shooting for numerous major studios before jumping ship, it was like we were given just a whiff of this comely minx then she was gone. Well, it seems Lana has changed her mind and is heading back to LA, just not as often as she originally planned to.

After quietly letting fans know that porn wasn’t making her happy, and as they amused and abused themselves with her excellent Amateur Allure, BangPOV, Naughty America, and Blacked scenes, Lana was lured back by the chance to work once again with award-winning director Greg Lansky. And this time Lana fulfills a vow she made months ago: “Whenever I do anal I want to do it for Tushy.”

Having just this past weekend shot a five-scene star showcase for the acclaimed all-anal site, Rhoades claims her return feature will have “a little bit of everything in it.” Everything, in this case, means her first anal (with Jean Val Jean) and her first double-penetration scene (again with Jean, as well as Mick Blue), an interracial anal scene (with Isiah Maxwell), an anally inclusive threesome with Manuel Ferrara and a mystery woman. Add another sapphic encounter loaded with ass-play and Lana Rhoades is looking set to wrench the mantle of 2017 anal queen from whoever comes out on top before the new year.

Due for release “sometime in 2017,” Lana’s Tushy showcase won’t be the end of her porn career. She’s now representing herself after splitting with super-agent Mark Spiegler and is considering a few major offers for her next project. Whatever it is, we should all be glad it’s totally on her terms.

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