#BreakTheInternet with Bang Bros, Brazzers

Kendra Lust and Nikki Benz parody Kim Kardashian

A few weeks ago, Paper Magazine unleashed what has arguably proven to be its most important issue, but it wasn’t the articles contained within that courted controversy and saw readership expand thousand-fold, it was Kim Kardashian’s ass. The images are now legendary, having been passed around the Internet on seemingly every social media and news platform. In fact, the shots of Kardashian’s oiled rear end have even inspired a SNL parody starring Nicki Minaj and prompted one SAT prep company, Catalyst Prep, to use the most famous backside on Earth to gussy up math questions on an otherwise humorless paper. Now it’s porn’s turn.

Bang Bros site Ass Parade released on Monday their parody of Kim K’s now infamous cover shoot, casting the exquisite Kendra Lust and her astounding derriere and coming quite close to matching the styling of Paper’s shoot. With pearls wrapped around her neck and hanging from her earlobes, hair piled in a high wrapped bun, and wearing only the skimpiest black-and-white lingerie, Ms. Lust looks very much the part as she poses for the Ass Parade camera. Enter Mike Adriano and commence ass-eating, double-cumming, and a creamy facial that seals the deal.

Not one to be beaten on novelty, Brazzers enters the fray on New Year’s Eve with the much-hyped casting of Nikki Benz in Kim K’s place. Standing tall in a black sequined dress that amplifies her already amazing curves, Benz balances a champagne glass on her ass before sliding her dress down to reveal her cheeks. Enter Keiran Lee and commence… well, we’re not sure yet since the scene’s still under wraps until NYE. Talking to XBIZ, though, Ms. Benz let out a few teasers: “During our scene [Lee] was making me cum so much! I was so horny I just asked him to do something I haven’t asked another male performer to ever do, and he was more than happy to comply. I don’t want to reveal what it is yet. I guess you guys will have to stay tuned to find out!” For Keiran’s part, he called Benz “one of the all-time greats of porn” and promised her fans and his would both love this Brazzers pairing, declaring it “one of the most intense scenes I’ve ever performed in,” and confirming Benz’s adventurous performance ventures into new territory and will show fans “something they have never seen from Nikki Benz before.”

If those hints are hinting at what I think they’re hinting at, I have a feeling the esteemed ZZ might be right: if Kendra Lust as Kim Kardashian won’t #breaktheinternet then perhaps Nikki Benz’s new exploratory scene will.

MOFOs Launches Porn Drones

drone hunter They call themselves “The motherfuckers of porn,” but, really, they’re more like the surveillance state of porn nowadays. MOFOs, the network home of sites like I Know That Girl and Let’s Try Anal launched a brand-new site this week called Drone Hunter and it takes a highly original and unusual view of sexual encounters, taking to the skies via a camera-equipped FlyPro X600 remote control drone unit and peering down on rutting couples as only birds and super-heroes previously could.

Drone Hunter’s unique porno perspective comes courtesy of two discreet recording devices: the aforementioned drone equipped with a GoPro Hero3+ HD video camera and a pair of “spy glasses” that, while looking like regular horn-rimmed specs, contains a tiny HD CMOS sensor capable of capturing 720p video from the wearer’s perspective. The resulting hardcore shoots are based on the premise that one dude is traveling the country with this equipment and a few helpers in tow. He meets and seduces hot girls, throws on his specs and captures POV sex tape footage while sending orders to his bros to do the same with the flying drone-carried camera. The girls, for their parts, play innocent and naive pretty well, appearing shocked and scrambling for a towel when they spot something lingering outside their 8th floor window.

Currently holding only five scenes – Gianna Nicole and Kaci Lynn in a lesbian tryst; Jennifer White, Alison Tyler, Mercedes Carrera, and Riley Rey in hetero hardcore romps – Drone Hunter is still finding its feet and could very well change its approach after just a few months online, perhaps aiming for a premise that doesn’t involve deceit, coercion, and stolen surveillance. Call me a momma’s boy if you want, but I like my pornstars to be obviously into what they’re doing, not shouting “Fuck you, you’re filming me, you asshole!” and running out of frame. But, hey, neat concept MOFOs. Keep flyin’.

Crowning the Throated Queen

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Throated, one of the leading deepthroat-heavy blowjob sites, has decided to round out 2014 with a competition that’ll see ten of porn’s most skilled and daring cocksuckers put their talents to the test in the hopes of landing a $5000 grand prize. Pumping out stellar gag-inducing fellatio since 2005, Throated has long been a shining light in the often timid and, ugh, “romantic” world of blowjob porn. Running mascara trails, saliva strings galore, and the sounds of choking can routinely be seen and heard from the teary-eyed cock-gobblers Throated stars, and those ladies competing for the gonad-draining glory include some all-time great head-jobbers: Bonnie Rotten, Sarah Vandella, Dana DeArmond, Chanel Preston, and Sara Jay have put in long hours and devoted training sessions galore to developing their tonsil-smashing blowjob skills, but these veterans are facing stiff competition from relative newcomers Riley Reid, Karmen Karma, Adriana Chechik, Dahlia Sky, and Maddy O’Reilly, all of whom have something to prove.


Throated has shot brand new scenes complete with introductions (pleas, really), giving these women a chance to directly address their constituents before the votes are tallied and the queen is crowned. Throated is offering both members and non-members access to the qualifying deepthroat scenes without asking for passwords or payments; the scenes are free to stream and anyone can vote. (And it’s a good thing for the contestants that Charley Chase has apparently taken a porno sabbatical, or else they’d crumble miserably in the presence of, in my opinion, porn’s greatest living cocksucker!)

Stop on by Throated and vote for the woman whose gagging tickles your fancy, whose eyes sparkle as they tear up, and who’s more likely than any other to have you erupting at home as you take your voting very, very seriously. Voting runs until January 21st, but if you’re having trouble making your decision, check back here in the lead-up to final voting and you’ll receive the advice and guidance of Mr. Pink as I make my selection and cast my vote accordingly. Which incredible cocksucker will it be…?


“Stuffed” at Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is over, more and less, and if you’re lucky, you’ve already snagged some deals online and can leave your family and friends to maul each other over barely discounted television sets while you relax at home, preferably with a cold one, something fiery, and some porn-infused leftover gorging. And what’s the best Thanksgiving leftover of all?

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Adriana Chechik is no stranger to stuffing. In fact, judging by how frequently she seems to find herself stuffed full of porn-stud man-meat, I’d say she quite likes it. After making her initial mark at Evil Angel and gradually working her way up to some astounding Kink work and solid contributions to HardX’s amazing first year, it’s fair to elevate Chechik to the ranks of Belladonna, Ava Devine, and Asa Akira, women who’ll take on any number of cocks, stuffing them as fully as they can inside their awesomely elastic orifices, and do it all in the name of a solid paycheck, a shared experience, and a blissful orgasm or fifteen.

Oh, and the latest porn queen to venture into double-anal territory over at HardX (one of the calling cards of a true stuffing enthusiast) is London Keyes and for that, my friends, we should all be exceedingly thankful. Enjoy your stuffing, pals!


Moms in Control at Brazzers

Everyone knows Brazzers can’t sit still. Whether introducing a pay-by-gift-card system, buying their way into Madison Ivy’s anus, or launching software that gives you immediate access to any act occurring at any moment in a given Brazzers scene, the infamous ZZ always seems to be pushing ahead and reaching for something greater. So, you knew of course that porn’s biggest online vendor would tackle the whole mother-fucking thing in a whole new way, what with pseudo-incest porn being all the rage these days. Introducing Moms In Control.

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Pitting a teenage or young adult couple against the girlfriend’s conspiratorial, conniving step-mother, Moms In Control sees young girls learn a thing or two from her step-mom about properly taking care of her man. Of course, with the “moms” played by Dana Vespoli, Bianca Breeze, Syren De Mer and Codi Bryant, you can be sure there’ll be plenty of stroking, sucking, and sharing of cock in each episode. Given the often tempestuous and competitive relationships between two gorgeous women living in the same house, the sexual tension of Moms In Control scenes is incredibly high and often sees the girlfriend not-so-politely requesting her mom stop blowing her boyfriend. Mom, heeding the call to parenting, simply invites her step-daughter to take part and learn a few tricks to ensure her guy’s doodle doesn’t start straying. While not quite as borderline-creepy as many incest-themed pornos around these days, Moms In Control mixes in a bit of female domination and cock-sharing for a thoroughly inspiring good time. In fact, Moms In Control is so hot it’ll make all of you with no chance of becoming some babe’s step-son regret your parents’ rock-solid relationship of 40-something years.

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Moms In Control added a slew of scenes when it went live a few weeks back, but now updates are flowing in steadily and bringing a dynamic new trio to your screen; Mia Malkova, Rebecca Moore, and Ryan Rider, anyone? Or perhaps Eva Notty, Janice Griffith and Jessy Jones will have your libido roaring. There’s a dozen scenes currently available, in 720p and 1080p HD of course, and more hitting the Moms In Control homepage all the time. (Just don’t tell your girlfriend’s dad about it no matter how much of a bro he seems. Trust me on this one.)