Perfect Fucking Strangers

Kourtney KaneHaving already found myself very impressed with the cinematic images contained in the artistically accomplished works of Naughty America’s newest projects, Tonight’s Girlfriend, MILF Sugar Babes, and College Sugar Babes, yours truly was delighted to see that another high-end hardcore site has been added to the trio forming a quarter not to be trifled with. Although they haven’t yet been connected under a single membership plan – all four sites are produced by Naughty America but do not feature on the network of the same name – this tantalizing foursome make for four uniquely compelling fantasy-based porn sites, dealing as they do in the common ‘mature woman in heated affair,’ ‘college-aged nympho making some extra money,’ and ‘high-priced hooker worth every cent’ scenarios that run through the collective male heterosexual erotic consciousness. The newest of the four sites, Perfect Fucking Strangers, ramps up the intensity with another fantasy we’ve all dallied in from time to time: random sex with an anonymous stranger.

Told from either the male or the female perspective depending on the scene, a typical Perfect Fucking Strangers plot follows a pretty basic line: flirtatious looks are exchanged, a gesture or verbal prompt entices further contact, and very soon two people are writhing around in each others embrace, introducing each other to their most treasured, more desired body parts. We, the viewing audience, are given astonishingly powerful, highly detailed views courtesy of the 720p and 1080p video streams. Like its sister sites, Tonight’s Girlfriend and the Sugar Babes pair, Perfect Fucking Strangers is clearly an effort on the part of Naughty America to revitalize one particular adult scenario that has clearly outstayed its welcome. With U.S. porn’s most wanted women (including Nicole Aniston, Julia Ann, Eva Angelina, Phoenix Marie, and Diana Prince) living out a fantasy they likely take for granted – consider that their job consists of fucking strangers on a regular basis – rendered in beautiful, brilliant HD, lit with soft and evocative lighting, and always at the center of attention, Perfect Fucking Strangers is such a compelling site with such palpably libidinous carnality that, like the men Kagney, Eva, Jayden and the others happen upon, is simply irresistible.

James Deen as James Dean

James Deen, James Dean, James FrancoWhen James Dean took the starring role in the now iconic 1995 film Rebel Without a Cause, nobody had any idea that he wouldn’t live to see the films premiere, dying in a car accident one month before its October 27 release date. The public would embrace his character, Jim Stark, as emblematic of the fifties’ trouble youth culture stripped of its innocence in the years after World War II. Dean would go on to solidify his status as an immortal heartthrob, even amidst rumors of his bisexuality and affairs with both costar Natalie Wood and director Nicholas Ray (who also allegedly had a tryst with Wood). Now, thanks to renaissance man James Franco, the behind-the-scenes romps that rocked the Rebel set are being presented in very, very explicit detail.

No, a ’55 Natalie Wood and James Dean-starring sex tape hasn’t surfaced; Franco has just turned to his friends in the porn industry to recreate an imagined encounter between the two Hollywood legends. Presumably cast not just for his name, but also for his sensitive heartthrob status in the adult industry, James Deen finally had a chance to play his namesake in a hardcore flick. Heather Vahn, a vastly underrated performer, plays Natalie Wood and the two get it on in thoroughly hardcore fashion, bringing the backstage tryst to life.

What’s the point? Is this another Axel Braun-directed porn parody? Nope, it’s another of Franco’s art exhibitions, though this time he is ably assisted by Douglas Gordon, Harmony Korine, Paul McCarthy, Terry Richardson, Ed Ruscha, and Aaron Young, who all contribute artistic odes to the era-defining American film.

Those interested can head on over to LA’s MOCA and see the works in person. The exhibition, simply titled ‘Rebel’, runs until June 23rd and will be followed by a book release of the same title.

A Week of Crimson

Camille Crimson - The Art of BlowjobWhether you’re a devoted student of The Art of Blowjob or not, anyone into fellatio porn – so everyone, right? –  knows who Camille Crimson is and knows that she gives mind-blowing oral pleasure to her beau, Mike, on the aforementioned website. What you might not know about this flame-haired beauty is that last week she took the reigns at Fleshbot. While you may have missed some horny happenings, the seemingly permanent nature of everything the Internet produces means everything the flaming redhead brought to Fleshbot during Camille Crimson Week is now archived for your tardy viewing.

Fleshbot (a hugely popular adult blog for those not in the know) granted Ms. Crimson editorial privileges and tasked her with writing a slate of columns geared towards giving Fleshbot readers exclusive insights into her incredibly fertile sexual mind. Camille herself phrased it quite concisely in her open address: “I hope you’ll all stick with me this week so I can share my take on porn and share a bit of what I find engaging, inspiring and, most of all, incredibly hot.” Camille went on to share some of her favorite porn such as an Hitachi-aided hardcore scene and squirting compilation from Pornographic Love, erotic fiction from Guy New York and Daisy Danger, photographer/writer/model/K-Pop enthusiast Katie West, and, of course, some of her own work.

Not limiting herself to merely peddling her favorite porn, Camille also shared her views on some far tougher subjects. In ‘The Feminism of Giving Blowjobs’ she says “By continuing to create and [sic] open dialogue about the many different ways of experiencing pleasure, I am trying to validate any consensual way that anyone finds joy, which is especially important in women’s sexuality.” Writing about her attitude to mainstream porn she criticizes it for its apparent lack of aesthetic beauty, saying “the performers look fine, but it’s never done with beauty in mind.” The undeniably skilled queen of the sensual blowjob also gave some lessons on giving and receiving penile oral pleasure, instructing guys to keep themselves clean and healthy for their ladies who, in turn, have to awaken their passion and creativity, and open lines of communication with their partner.

Before she shuffled back off to her day job – a steady supply of content for the fantastic (and Mr. Pink approved) The Art of Blowjob – Camille had just enough time to answer some questions from readers and fans, and to give away free memberships to both of her sites (Dolorem being the second) as well as to Pornographic Love, one of her favorites. So, odds are that you didn’t win one of Camille’s prizes and probably didn’t even have your question answered – yo, that’s me! – but you can always go back and relive the incredible wealth of pleasure pointers and teasing tidbits Camille impressed upon her Fleshbot audience thanks to the miracle of modern technology. Kinda makes the fact that nobody raises their eyes above iPhone-level in public anymore, well, not so likely to turn you into a luddite Hulk with a rage-on… if you know what I mean.

Smurfing Around with Hustler

This Ain't the Smurfs XXXOf all notable pop culture properties, few are less overtly sexual than The Smurfs. The Muppets have that dominating vixen Miss Piggy and even the Teletubbies offered up some rather sexual imagery (those things on their heads sure seemed phallic and Twinky Winky was a noted gay icon), but the closest it seems The Smurfs ever came to promoting discussion of sexuality was that scene in Donnie Darko where Donnie’s friends suggest Smurfette, as the only notable female Smurf, serviced the entire village; hardly a reputable journal of psychological or sociological inquiry. There you have it, Smurfs aren’t a sexually motivated creation. This Ain’t the Smurfs XXX, however, is.

Another parody porn from the reigning king of the genre, director Axel Braun, this seemingly uncalled for hardcore romp through Smurfdom centers around the not at all blue pornstar, Nicole Aniston. Slaving away behind the reception desk at the Hustler offices, Nicole is startled by the sudden space-time-continuum-destroying arrival of three little blue people on her desk. It turns out Brainy Smurf  (Jeremy Conway) rigged up a teleportation device and thrust himself, Papa Smurf (Jay Crew), and the delightful Smurfette (Lexi Belle) into the present day real world. Evan Stone, also plodding around the Hustler offices – so, no springing for elaborate sets or location shoots then, Braun? – presents Nicole with a challenge: if he finds the little blue critters, he’ll want them all to himself, forcing the busty blonde to distract him the only way she knows how. Fast-forward a touch and the Smurfs soon discover another of their kind (Charley Chase) and Hustler shutterbug Bill Diehl promptly shoots both Smurfettes in a lesbian scene that begins the show the superficial nature of their blue skin.

Soon enough, the bright blue penises arrive on the scene and the colorful makeup is really put to the test. Although it’s somewhat distracting to find yourself counting the globs of blue body paint falling off the performers as Papa and Brainy prove to Charley that they’re blue from head to toe, even beneath their tight white and red trousers. Lexi’s Smurfette isn’t denied a solid dicking, either, and the final sex scene pits her diminutive cobalt pussy against Gargamel’s (Barry Scott) impressive pink sword.

This Ain’t the Smurfs XXX is now available as a two-disc set (with bonus 3-D version and glasses included) in adult retail establishments everywhere. Those fully devoted to online video can see the bluest blue movie of all time at Hustler.