Desperate Times & Desperate Women

Shoplyfter

Whenever there’s a change of government in a major economic power, the market gets a little nervous for a few days, sometimes longer. As it is, we’re still recovering from a brutal financial crisis and some folks, especially those recently leaving college to a uninviting job market, are resorting to desperate measures just to get by. Enter two brand new hardcore sites that focus on a woman’s dismal personal finances and her resourcefulness at overcoming her monetary obstacles.

XXX Pawn launched a while back, just over a year ago, and somehow managed to slip under the radar of many reality-porn fans, tucked away as it was on a second-tier section of the Bang Bros network. Now gaining some traction, the site uses security-cam footage and an HD to camera to capture the illicit happenings in the back office of a pawn and loan shop. Girls enter with a TV or some jewelry and try to drag some money for the proprietor. Hey, he’s struggling, too, and can only pay premium for premium product. Once they go in the back to negotiate a better deal – sometimes leaving her blissfully unaware boyfriend out front plunking an unplugged electric guitar – talk turns from her unwanted valuables to her undressing, perhaps sucking, and eventually fucking the store owner for a cash payment. Sure, it’s coercive and a little twisted, but that’s what makes XXX Pawn so hot. Well, that and the fact that the anonymous girls are largely up-and-coming pornstars like Sklya Novea, Harlow Harrison, Ivy Rose, and Karlee Grey. I can’t exactly imagine Ms. Grey needing to pawn a Playstation now that her career is skyrocketing, but much like shoplifting this does seem to be a fairly widespread problem.

Shoplyfter takes a slightly different approach to helping girls get a leg up, financially speaking. This time the young law-breakers aren’t trying to pawn an old ring or a stack of CDs; they’re not trying to pawn anything. They’re trying to steal. “American retailers lose $45 billion annually to theft,” says the Shoplyfter official preamble and whether or not this number is correct, the folks behind this site are at least doing something about it. Each young woman seen at Shoplyfter no longer has a name, just a case number, a consequence of trying to steal merch from the wrong retailer. You may notice a few familiar faces here, like Dolly Leigh, Bonnie Grey, and Bobbi Dylan, and you’ll definitely be familiar with the studio behind the site: Team Skeet. In true Team Skeet style, Shoplyfter’s busted babes are threatened with legal action only to relent and make a deal with the loss prevention officer.

Now, Shoplyfter pushes even closer than XXX Pawn to endorsing highly questionable activity, but since when is porn a barometer of public morality and legality? In the name of fun and fantasy, can’t we watch someone try to help a sexy young shoplifter avoid jail time in a way that encourages forgiveness, compassion, and the exchange of bodily fluids?

Jordi’s American Journey

Jordi El Niño Polla

All this election-season talk of illegal immigrants stealing the jobs, money, and pussy the men of the USA believe to be rightly theirs got me thinking… You see plenty of immigrants in porn, women and men both, and it could be argued that such a profession is both a negative and a positive result of an illegal presence. (Though I’m sure Jordi’s papers are in order.) Adopting an disapproving attitude, you might see someone like recent Brazzers discovery Jordi El Niño Polla, a Spaniard mentored by Nacho Vidal and brought to the US by the ZZ to plow the fields of their female stars, as a threat to American masculinity. But really that’s only half of it.

Jordi, whose diminutive frame and youthful looks belie a massive member, more favorably viewed could be a pinch hitter coming in to relieve our own coliective sexual exhaustion. Or, unless it’s too threatening, maybe he’s a gift for our beloved female citizenry, their desires also leaning younger and more dominant every day. Whatever your stance, Jordi’s seemingly here to stay, already shooting for Brazzers a selection of thirty exclusive hardcore encounters.

At times playing a teen or twenty-something boyfriend to the likes of JoJo Kiss or Alex Grey, Jordi is just as often cast alongside a mature woman whose MILFy hold over the young star is immediately apparent. After being bathed by Leigh Darby and Alexis Fawx on two separate occasions, and after pounding Diamond Jackson and Nikki Benz on the tennis court, Ryan Conner in a shower stall, tag-teaming Rebecca Moore with one of Brazzers’ other resident foreigners, Keiran Lee, and crashing his bicycle after spying neighborhood cougar Veronica Avluv shooting him flirtatious glances only for them to turn into spit-moistened strokes, Jordi’s next assignment sees him jumping in the shower with girlfriend Megan Rain only to be interrupted then joined by her stepmom Ava Addams.

Clearly Jordi’s arrival on our shores is all part of Brazzers’ bold attempt at claiming new female viewers and grabbing guys before they hit twenty-five, making them fans for life. Jordi, a stunned expression on his face as his hefty dick disappear into another American throat, is a surrogate for all of us who, no matter what we tell ourselves mid-viewing or mid-fap, would probably pass out if ever faced with real pornstar pussy. He’s just a surrogate that’s doing a better job than many millions of local boys. Is this where globalization is leading us, into one another’s countries to fuck foreign women for our pleasure and theirs? If so, that’s an economic model I’m sure we can all get behind.

Brazzers review

Sharing is Caring at Mofos

shamemybf

One of the more unexpected porno niches to hit fever pitch of late involves hetero men giving up their claim of sexual exclusivity with their girlfriend, partner, or wife, allowing her to engage in steamy activities with other men, many times friends of his. Instead of allowing jealousy and possessiveness take over his emotions, he sets them aside and focuses on the commitment he and his lady have made to each other and, most importantly, on her unrestricted pleasure. Cuckold porn has been popping up on major networks for well over a year now, stealing a sliver of step-cest’s spotlight. Now, courtesy of the inspired Mofos Network, that script is being flipped by a site showcasing hot young pornstar talents in boyfriend-sharing scenarios.

Share My BF casts a light on girls just as keen on letting a sexy girlfriend try out their new boyfriends as they are keeping him all to themselves and lets Mofos members enjoy all the resulting raunch in 1080p video streams (and downloads for long-standing members). Share My BF may only hold three scenes at the moment, but the Mofos calendar shows another due any day and tour previews hint at some amazing female tag-teams on the horizon. Priya Price and Jade Jantzen appear together, semen shot across their mouths. Kelsi Monroe and Jamie Valentine throw their thick asses into gear, taking turns riding Mofos stud JMac to their own orgasms and his. Gia Page and Marsha May’s scene may be curiously devoid of anal sex, but the pair play off each other beautifully, diving between one another’s legs and propping their asses up in the air for a deep thrashing from a very lucky fellow. Raven Redmond is also due in a forthcoming Share My BF scene, joining Nicole Bexley and occupying an update slot next to another hugely appetizing pair: Kimmy Granger and the unstoppable Anya Olsen, both dressed in day-glo summer outfits.

Featuring ample POV shooting to insert you and your throbbing member into the scene itself, Share My BF stops short of 3D Virtual Reality but, as many porn fans will already well know, VR can be great, but it can also be a hassle. If Share My BF continues its deliver of great FFM threesomes, it’s bound to become one of the better non-VR roleplay sites around. It’s already an exciting addition to Mofos, keeping the network growing, evolving, and progressing along with its fans desires.

Mofos review